Leave Ireland to me! >Turns the entire Irish population against

>Stops in front of door to negotiation room.
>Smiles at camera.
>'Watch this'.

*20 minutes later*

>'So it's agreed, we get to keep the six worst counties.'

>>3052071

We had that "who was the biggest douche in history?" Thread the other day, and I drew a blank. Thanks for reminding me who I should have nominated

>>3052071

By far the most overrated politician in modern history.

'Please stop being such a rude fucking cunt all the time like seriously fuck you.'

'What did you just fucking say about me, you ugly woman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Eton Improv group and have over 300 confirmed witticisms. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you shrill HausFrau. I will deliver a scathing off the cuff remark and record it in my journal along with no mention of your retort so it looks like I totally left you speechless. You're fucking burned kiddo.'