>invaded by the Beakers >invaded by the Celts >invaded

>>3012473
The celts are the original people of the British isles though

>>3012473

You forgot the Danes

But it really makes you understand why British women love having sex with foreign men so much, it's a very ancient tradition over there.

>>3012478
No they aren't

>>3012478

Ancestors of insular Celts showed up either @ 2300 BC or 500 BC, probably the latter since their languages aren't that divergent. Long time after the islands were first settled almost 10000 years.

>>3012495
This. Even Stonehenge had already been built by the time the Celts arrived

>>3012473
>Conquered once in over a thousand years.
>Defeated almost all other countries in the last few hundred years.
They might have the cleanest record in the world.

>>3012473
You forgot the norwegians

>>3012473
forgot the glorious revolution

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>>3012473

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>>3013654
>Oliver Cromwell
>monarch

Fucking frogfags I swear.

>>3014547

>absolute ruler who passes on ruling to his son

>>3012485
Underrated post

>>3013654
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEET

>>3013654

True, the real power (Parliament) has always been English though, so there is no point trying to we wuz the British Empire.

>>3014547
>not knowing your own history

#justenglishthings

You forgot

>invaded by the French
>invaded by the French again
>invaded by the French yet again
>invaded by the Dutch

>>3012485
And the Dutch

>>3013654
Henry V was Welsh.

Saxons and Norman's are two sides of the same coin though. Its like two cousins fighting over who their grandpa prefers.

>>3012485
Nelson fucked the Danes shit though

>>3013618
>Never fought a war on their own

>>3015150
But they were different peoples from different areas speaking different languages.

>>3014734
t. lindybeige

>>3013654

>Plantagenets are French
>Tudors are Welsh, because reasons

>>3012473
Yes. And AngloAmericans rule the waves, be they oceanic, electromagnetic, or ether based.

>invaded by the celts

Yeah no. Fuck off you stupid Yank

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>>3012473
I wonder why the Beakers who migrated to Sardinia didn't change the genetic pool, maybe they were Iberian bell beakers so they were already quite similar to the locals

>>3015909

Before the chariot, it was largely culture that spread, not so much the people.

>>3013654
Houses of Lancaster and York all spoke English as their first language. I wouldn't exactly call them French. Same case with the Tudors.

>>3013618
t. Nigel

>>3012478
the Beakers were there before the Celts

>>3012478
No:

1)Mesolithic hunters
2)Neolithic farmers
3)Beaker farmer/sheperds
4)Celts
5)Romans
6)Anglos and Saxons
7)Vikings
8)Normans

>>3015884
More white Americans have German heritage than British.