Tell me funny and/or interesting details about Hitler's

>>3011593
>his crimes

What crimes?

>>3011609
Go back to /pol/ and don't shit up what could be a nice and informative thread.

He diddled his underage niece and then she killed herself

>>3011622
Wasn't that just slander?

>>3011593
>implying stalin was a "monster"
>implying you've "studied" stalin
>implying you shouldn't kys right away

>>3011639
Buttravaged tankie, follow your friend and fuck off to /pol/.

>>3011618
>implying

>>3011639
>>3011618

fuck off nazi, fuck off commy

>>3011593
He liked Snow White and Disney cartoons, took drugs from Dr. Morrell, was shot in the groin in the first world war and was in a relationship with 16 yr. old Mimi Reiter when he was 37.

he was impotent, drug addict, hated his father and had some jewish blood in him

>>3011593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEbX7wIydLo

>>3011593
He was a vegetarian and loved dogs. Especially his dogs. He painted, mostly dogs and cityscapes. He was excluded from art school in the name of his general lack of talent. Just google some of his work. It's so tacky.

>>3011618
Kys

>>3011593
Reading a wikipedia page isn't studying anon

>>3011593
He only had one testicle.

>>3011593
Hitler's sex life was quite interesting. He actually wanted girls just to squat above his face and pee on him. He wasn't interested in penetrating them, he just loved a classic yellow mountainstream.

>>3011609
i thought hitler killed retarded people, what are you doing here? the crime that he didn't exterminate whoever your relatives were alive at that period so you didn't have to exist and shit up this thread with your retardation

>>3014178
Yes, he was into piss, scat, BDSM, pedophilia, homosexuality, necrophilia and also pooped his pants and had a micropenis. Why do jews always portray their enemies with all this fabulated perverted shit?

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likes watching cows

>>3014205
Projection

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his gayest moment

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>>3014228
Why does Streicher remind me of the Engineers from Prometheus on that pic?

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in early years always with a whip

He shat his pants daily.

>>3014223
Maybe he liked it because just like himself cows fart constantly.

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>>3014435
Schlomo has arrived I see

>>3014439
t. Klaus

>>3014440
Refer to >>3014205
Why are jews so lowly and primitive? You people wrote about Jesus boiling in his own feces and hot semen in the Talmud, you smear Hitler with every single disgusting perversion and fecal insult imaginable. Look at those Adam Sandler, Mel Brooks or Ben Stiller movies - all the "humor" somehow revolves around farting, shitting, puking, cum, dildos or buggery. Subhumanity at its finest.

>>3011649
I really love this board.

>>3014451
>comparing Hitler and Jesus
>You people wrote about Jesus boiling in his own feces and hot semen in the Talmud
Source?

>>3014480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_the_Talmud#Punishment_in_the_afterlife

>>3013665
http://www.snyderstreasures.com/pages/hartworks.htm
his cheapest works are still available. only for +5k usd.

>>3014439
he did have bowel problems. it's a lesser known fact

>>3014490
http://talmud.faithweb.com/articles/jesusnarr.html

>>3014513
I don't understand what are you trying to say right now.

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He's already been mythologized, good luck finding anything objective lmao.

>>3014533
What are the best Jung books to start with?

>>3014533
Jung thought Hitler was dreamy, huh.

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>>3014205
He had hypospadias, not micro penis.

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>>3011593
But the most unusual thing about him was that he pooped his pants numerous times as an adult and thought it was perfectly normal to tell his doctors about it!!! That's just WEIRD!!!

He was a repressed gay

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>>3014590
Sometimes the poop was so mushy that it ran down his legs, requiring him to change his underwear, shirt, pants, suspenders and maybe even his socks after taking yet another bath. He even got rashes from this, and it may have been part of the reason he had several UTI's despite being undeniably male. (Women are more susceptible, but it is still possible to contaminate the male urethra with poop bacteria from not cleaning the mess properly.) It is documented that he had at least one bladder infection in the 40's and was intolerant of antibiotics.

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>>3014609
He called his doctor and told him NO MORE Ultraceptyl for a severe cold in February 1944 because it was upsetting his stomach, and with the deep bronchitis cough he would "poo poo" a little on his way to his bathroom, the only one he liked to use.

>>3014590
He recorded that "the stains in his underwear weren't as bad" when he became a vegetarian.

>>3011593
>Had one testicle
>Moms was a maid for the Zionistic Rothschild
>Hated Jews yet started the war which resulted in the Israelian state

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He had dysentery in 1941 and pooped in his "britches" so many times, usually at night, that it helped the Russians win Stalingrad. Pleeeeeease google it! You can't imagine how mad I am that this important fact isn't taught in history classes.

>>3014670
I had to F***ing learn that on my own at 17, and when I did, it aroused me so much that I feel asleep at the computer. I just wish I hadn't tried to share the information with anyone because I don't think I explained it well and would be ashamed to face those people today.

Why does no one care that he had "both ends dysentery" in 1941 and also had a similar illness in the trenches during WW1 and then again at Lansberg prison and then again in 1935???

Also why nobody is talking about that:
>He was farting all the time
>Was addicted to chocolate
>Had rotten teeth
>Used to love a jewish girl and was too shy to talk to her
>Was gassed during WW1 (quite ironic)

>>3014747
>>3014670
>phoneposting
Go back to r.eddit.

>>3011593
-He was homeless for a awhile - putting him in that rare club of homless man to world leader
-Fell in love with a girl who did not know he even existed
-Survived one the bloodiest battles for the German Army at the First Battle of Ypres where his regiment suffered losses of 50%
-Pro Vegetarian and helped create strict animal welfare and anti hunting laws
-Extended gun rights and ownership to Germans
-Became addicted to amphetamines during his last years
-Refused to marry Eva Braun because he thought being single would make him more popular to the German people

>>3014774
>Extended gun rights and ownership to Germans
So american

>>3014781
It thought it worthwhile because it goes against the general "dictators steal guns from citizens" cliche

>>3014774
Just double checked my facts losses of 87% not 50%

>>3011593
Say what you want about him but the guy really knew how to make a good speech which is probably why he got to power in the first place.

>>3014815
Parkinson's Parents I mean.

>>3014496
Ok , Prove it. Give a source

>>3014201
Uh... edgy. Unfortunately for you nigger, my relatives are of pure Aryan stock.

>>3015101
The Secret Diaries of Hitler's Doctor

>>3011609
Breaking a peace treaty

>>3011593
he wasn't a monster but his personal character was awful. he wasn't capable of logical argument so whenever he was backed into a corner hed proceed to throw temper tantrums until he got his way. he was basically a boor desu

>>3014451
by your standard hitler should be considered primitive because of how awful his art ability was

>>3016334
Why does that video have only 29 thousand views instead of 29 million?????

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>>3011593
He was awarded the Iron Cross by a Jewish officer

>>3011593
Hitler was an absolutely pathetic person as a young man. He was the closest thing to an r9k neet one could get in the early 1900's.

He dropped out of school, after that, he went to Vienna to pursue an art carrier, which he failed at. He lived there for years from money he got from his mom, not looking for work or getting a useful training, instead he wasted his money going to operas (the anime of the age). After his mom died he basically became a bum. If wwI didn't break out, he probably would have frozen to death on some park bench.

Basically, Hitler is what happens if your average basement dweller somehow got into a position of power. He even retained some of those traits while he was Führer: sleeping until 12 every day, or basing his military strategies on shitty young adult novels by Karl May and being so butthurt about art and pop culture that he would go out of his way to persecute authors and artists he didn't like.

he loved his mommy, he had her picture on his office wall and they say he held her picture when he killed himself

>>3011593
Literally just go watch "Hitler: the greatest story never told."

>>3012284
Low tier b8

>>3018950
It's very funny that this book is written by David Irving the holocaust denier

>>3019616
why were sa dudes so thicc

>>3019616

ACHJOO

>>3011593
AUSTRIAN CRACK ADDICT A.K.A COCAINE VACUUM CLEANER

>>3011593
>read thread
>quite literally "poo poo pee pee" about Hitler

>>3011618
Hope you enjoyed your productive thread, make sure you keep talking about the /pol/ boogeyman. This board is garbage.

father married his cousin and hitler wass born from that marriage.

https://youtu.be/_LmhXqF1l0I

>>3011593
He was homeless for a while because he refused to get a normal job, and during his lowest period he owned only a tattered coat and a pair of paintbrushes, and he spent most of his time painting store signs in homeless shelters.

He also fell in love with a girl but didn't have the social skills to ask her out, so instead he sent anonymous love letters to her. As for when he was in a relationship he didn't seem to have much of an interest in them beyond holding long monologues about stuff only he cared about. But women still loved him for whatever reason.

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>>3014609
>Poop
Why do I keep getting banned for this???

>>3024750
>>Poo Poo

And why are half my posts deleted???

>>3014609
Wow! I didn't know men could get urinary tract infections!!!

>>3011593
He only read the last few pages of a book. His belief was that the only important thing in a story was the ending.

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>>3019616
People think he never had any colds but are totally WRONG!!!!!!!

>>3025291
He even had laryngitis in some of his speeches!

>>3025352
He had a cold when he declared war on the US in December 1941.

Why was my puke picture deleted???

>>3026741
Why???

>>3026741
Doesn't anyone GaF???????

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>>3026344
Doesn't that surprise anyone???

Isn't it heartwarming???

Adolf getting a cold little a little child around Christmas???

Doesn't that surprise anyone???

Isn't it heartwarming???

Adi getting a cold like a little child around Christmastime?

>>3014790

I'm sure he let the Jews keep their guns, right?

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>>3027498
Me looking at him in a patronizing way, coincidence or what???

>>3011593
he had litteral WE WUZ level beliefs with shit like Thule, Hyperboreans, and other occultist retardation

>>3029229
Hitler was never associated with Thule and the occultists, that was Himmler and Hess.

>>3029235
So Wolfenstein is based on a true story?

>>3029247
I never played that. Why would you think so?

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>>3011609
End yourself /pol/

>>3011593
jacked it to jew porn made in the camps

had bad farting problems

tried to date his cousin

father was a bastard child

wrote dozens of poems to one girl in vienna he never spoke to

>>3011593
His quack doctor proscribed him meth

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>>3027495
>>3019643
>>3019627
>>3019616
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>>3014223
These pics make the man look like silly uncle Hitler more than well..um a dictator

Was HItler a white nationalist like how we know them in the alt right today?

>>3029304
cool staged new photos they found

>>3016795
Nice post

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>>3014162
That's still one more than your modern average White "man".

bump for more tales of logs in the underpants

he secretly wanted to poo into his followers mouth

>>3014536

"The Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious"

He used to stay up late after everyone else went to sleep watching films and working on designs and building projects and would wake up in the early afternoon the next day.

>>3011593
he was a actual cuck lmao

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>>3029466
... maybe that s more dictator like

>>3029759
No, Mussolini was more like a European nationalist similar to today. Hitler was specifically a Germanic supremacist and focused specifically on the Germanic groups in Europe.