Why were the Hapsburgs so obsessed with bloodlines and inbreeding

To preserve their political power.

If they had to intermarry with other royal families, their wealth would go into other family coffers.

The church had laws banning marriages within like 8 degrees of consanguinity, but the Royals pretty much ignored it.

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>>3008835
The Spanish crown wasn't under Salic law. Titles could pass through the female line. When one of your titles is in control of virtually all of South America, you do what you can to keep it in the family, even if it means fucking your 1st cousin or your aunt.

>>3008835
To preserve political power in order to unite Europe under one jaw.

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>>3008835
>Charles V, HRE
>Charles suffered from an enlarged lower jaw, a deformity that became considerably worse in later Habsburg generations, giving rise to the term Habsburg jaw. This deformity may have been caused by the family's long history of inbreeding, which was commonly practiced in royal families of that era to maintain dynastic control of territory.[citation needed] He suffered from epilepsy[42] and was seriously afflicted with gout, presumably caused by a diet consisting mainly of red meat.[43] As he aged, his gout progressed from painful to crippling. In his retirement, he was carried around the monastery of St. Yuste in a sedan chair. A ramp was specially constructed to allow him easy access to his rooms.[44]

>>3008835
Because incest is sexy.

>>3009416
They must have been some kinky bastards

>>3008835
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on the Hapsburgs?

>>3009698
Historical dynasty of Europe intermarried onto almost every throne in the area

>>3009698
They bumbled their way into possessing Burgundy, lost half of it, but got all of SA.

Also, half of them were literal retards

>>3009698
Basically all of europe got outsmarted by some inbreds and they butthurt post about them, and I mean hapsburgs not jews

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>>3009698

>Rothschilds bow to the Hapsburgs
>in contact with large-chinned aliens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities of the chin
>control Holy Roman Empire with an iron chin
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient incest blood line
>will bankroll the first cities in Antarctica (Chiningrad will be the first city)
>own basically every chin editing research facility on Earth
>first designer chins will be Hapschins
>said to have 1/2+ IQ
>ancient Roman scriptures tell of royal angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of incest enlightenment and unprecedented technological chin progress with them
>They own MacroChin R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Chinbots inside you right now
>The Hapsburgs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of incest to the Holy Roman Church
>They learned fluent German in under 70 years
>Nation states entrust their gold chins with the Hapsburgs. There's no gold chins in Europe, only Ft. Hapschin
>The Hapsburgs are 100s of years old, from the space-time reference point of the base chin.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the mandible bang to the end of the chin
>The Hapsburgs will guide humanity into a new age of chins, wealth and incest

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>>3009059
fucking kek