Given that suicide is the only serious philosophical question

No.

Cheer up.

Girls don't care about hair loss, shave your head you fuck.

>>2960119
>Girls don't care about hair loss
t. Jason Statham

>he fell for the suicide meme
wew lad

>>2960108
>It will here be superfluous to magnify the merits of philosophy, by displaying the pernicious tendency of that vice, of which it cures the human mind. The superstitious man, says Tully, [Cicero, On Divination 2.72.] is miserable in every scene, in every incident of life. Even sleep itself, which banishes all other cares of unhappy mortals, affords to him matter of new terror; while he examines his dreams, and finds in those visions of the night, prognostications of future calamities. I may add, that, tho' death alone can put a full period to his misery, he dares not fly to this refuge, but still prolongs a miserable existence, from a vain fear, lest he offend his maker, by using the power, with which that beneficent being has endowed him. The presents of God and Nature are ravished from us by this cruel enemy; and notwithstanding that one step would remove us from the regions of pain and sorrow, her menaces still chain us down to a hated being, which she herself chiefly contributes to render miserable.

>>2960123

They care if you look disheveled, which you will if you try to hide your hair loss. Just embrace it and go full buzzcut.

Speaking of hair loss, there's a good chance we'll see hair cell cloning in our life time. Which I assume means almost every middle aged semi-successful guy will get a fancy transplant.

How will this affect hair styles?

Will we go full enlightenment-tier crazy, or simply all end up looking like the founding fathers?

>>2960108
I think you should kill yourself.

>>2960182
More youthful hairlines and haircuts. Nothing crazy.

>>2960188
What about beards come to think of it? Lots of guys can't grow anything proper but what if they could?

Lots of old bearded Asian men? That sounds awesome.

>>2960119
>Cheer up.

This should be said more often on 4chan =)

>>2960140
Damn

>>2960182
The cure of hairloss is within reach, if you're not at an advanced stage of baldness, there is an Italion lotion which will be stronger than finasteride without the side effects

>>2960814
Link?