Philosopher for each board. I'll start with a few I came

>>2945758
Sargon is left libertarian though.

/lit/ kierkegaard although I feel like he could go on /r9k/ too

>>2945764
I thought /lit/ was a Catholic board.

>>2945758
/pol/ zizek

Nezahualcoyotl is /a/

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>>2945800
No. Zizek is actually good at shitposting, he made it an excellent art. /pol/ just kinda cries about niggers.

/a/ Katsuhiro Otomo
/cm/ Hideaki Anno

>>2945758
>/r9k/
>Nietzsche
No. Schopenhauer.

/hc/ - Marquise DeSade

>>2945813
No Stirner, they're all a bunch of spooks. Or Evola but he is way more articulate than /pol/

>>2945764
Nah, /r9k/'s really Schopenhauer. Nietzche's anti-women shit was him being a memelord, while Schopenhauer's whining about how life isn't worth living makes him the patron philosopher of robots.

>>2945805
Got anymore of these memes?

>>2945813
Nietzsche was a NEET orbiter who hated everyone more happy than him. He died alone after forty+ years of being a self-resenting basket case.

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>>2945831
No, I just have a pic of Zizek's face. But to me he is a living, walking meme.

Also, /leftypol/ has a lot of memes about him. Go on there and start a Zizek thread.

>>2945831
>>2945839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jpnLoBQgGw

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>>2945827
Evola fits for /pol/
Crowley for /x/
Muir for /out/?

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>>2945758
/hm/ michelangelo
/fit/ maybe teddy roosevelt
/co/ ditko

>>2945833
He was a recluse but of a different breed than /r9k/ and his philosophy isn't very compatible either. Nietzsche recognizes that pursuing things like materialism can be gratifying, /r9k/ would rather rationalize their failings away through ressentiment. They're quintessential slave morality.

/mu/ Kanye West

>>2945763
What is left libertarianism truly? I honestly don't know what that would look like other than anarcho-communism. Is it like socially progressive while enjoying free market values? Or is it disdain for the free market but wanting the government to leave you alone too?

>>2945763
>Sargon is left libertarian
>>2946136
>Or is it disdain for the free market but wanting the government to leave you alone too?
This.

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>>2945763
>>2945800
ahahahahahaha nigga i wish

>>2945758
I think Schopenhauer fits /r9k/ better

>>2947045
Sargon the e-celeb calls himself left libertarian.

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>>2947050
And constantly shit on every leftists, claims that identity politics is communism, support Tories in the recent UK election.

>>2945839
>Also, /leftypol/ has a lot of memes about him. Go on there
Maybe you go there and stay. We have enough shit with /pol/ cancer already.

>>2945758
/a/ Confucius

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>>2945805
>/pol/ just kinda cries about niggers.

>>2945758
>/pol/ not Molyneux
They're pretty much the only people who take him seriously.

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/tv/ Robert

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/sp/

>>2945758
Porn boards should be some Indian philosopher who constantly sent letters to women asking to see them nude

>>2947068
And the Daily Stormer supported Labour

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>>2945944
/fit/ is a fan of the greeks for being swole, no homo and self-absorbed. I think Marcus Aurelius is a favourite though for turning autism into stoic power.

>>2945963
This

>>2947050
He isn't one.

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>Sargon
>anything but a radical centrist

>>2947050
That's because he doesn't want to admit that his fans are Trump memers who only watch his videos to find validation in the mocking of the most extreme the Left has to offer.

He's balancing his reputation and his internet "career"

He'll call himself whatever is not being utterly mocked

>>2947245
He's a political commentator, not a philosopher

s4s - Jaden Smith

>>2949417
>/s4s/ - Derrida

Ftfy. Jaden is the patron philosopher of /tv/.

>>2945758
What a dumb image

/pol/- David Hume
/biz/- Machiavelli
/his/- Herodotus
/b/- Diogenes
/r9k/- Dostoyevsky
/lit/- David Foster Wallace

>>2948204
>>2948204
Ah, yes, he hold such stunning right-wing views as

>socialized healthcare
>progressive taxation on wealth
>basic state provided welfare
>nationalization of railways
>staunch opposition to slut shaming
>government enforced equal pay laws