OH NO. You've just been stopped by a highwayman. He's

I'll take andrew jackson

King Solomon

>>2936735
I'll take Uriah the Hittite.

>>2936735
Esfandiyar let's go!

Ivan the Terrible

>>2936735
Otto the """Great""" of the >H>R>E.

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>>2936735

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>>2936735

>>2936735
Go Icarus I choose you!
Icarus use fly to get us out of here, make sure to go as high as possible so he can't shoot arrows at us!

>Edward I

get that dirty Welshman Ned!

I summon Alvin York.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York

I pick Muhammad Ali

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>>2936735
I summon Idi Amin Dada to punch the highwayman to death.

Also splendid thread, OP.

Oswald mosley

go Achilles, if he counts

>>2936735
Ehud (left handed assassin Bible dude).
>>2936745
GOOD answer. That highwayman is now your bitch.

>>2936735
Z... hmm.

Zoroaster! We'll burn that motherfucker in the name of the Moon God or whatever

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>>2936735
Osmanoglu. Preferably Mehmed II.

Andrew Jackson

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Any Assyrian

>>2936735
Alexander the Great

>>2936735
My man Otto the Great
Highwaymen swerve

>>2936735
samson my man

Adolf Hitler

>>2936735
2 against 1 ?
I'll stay silent and take my chances.

Lee Harvey Oswald

Attila the hun.

Julius Caesar

>>2936735
I summon amygdala

Obi-Wan Kenobi
What, he's from a long time ago :)

>>2936735
Louis XIV

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>>2936735
Ohh fuck it
Eva peron I choose you

Great ive got lafayette with me, aristocrat but he knows how to fight

>>2936735
Oscar Wilde. Hopefully the highwayman is a closet homosexual who can be easily seduced

Attilla the Hun.

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>>2936735
Jesus Christ

>>2936787
Really anon?

I choose El Cid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cid

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The only person I could think of in 5 seconds was Isambard Kingdom Brunel, which means there'll probably be two corpses instead of one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambard_Kingdom_Brunel

My immediate thought was OJ Simpson, which...
not the worst I could have done

>>2936735
ogedei khan

>>2936735

Attila the Hun.

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>>2936735
Ashurbanipal

>>2936735
Adolf Hitler

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>>2936735
Robert Wadlow

>>2936735
Yahweh

IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVDÆORVM

>>2937732
he needed a cane to stand up. I don't know how much use his extreme height would be in a fight if he can hardly move.

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I think I'll be okay

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>>2936735
looks like Mr Highwayman is in for a bit of trouble

>>2937181
lafayette!

>>2937181
I'm going with L'Ollonais.

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I win.

>>2936735
Alexander the Great will save me

>>2938842
IIRC he only needed a cane and leg braces near the end of his life after nearly reached 9'.

Prior to that he was said to have had tremendous strength and his weight was like 500 lbs.

>>2936735
Hattori Hanzō

You just walked into a world of pain, bitch.

Also though of:
Hulagu Khan
Hermann Hesse, who wouldn't be much help.

Fucking H.

Constantine XI
he was the first person who dropped into my mind

Peter the great or Brian Boro

>>2936735
Attila the Hun let's fuck this guy up

>>2936735
Ogedei

>>2936735
Attila the Hun

>>2936735
Menelaus

>>2936735
Hannibal,the great,and I don't think he's coming without his army

Caligula.

Edward the Black Prince

>>2936735

Oskar Schindl- no wait Omar Bradley!

>>2936735
Hitler

Is Liam Neeson a historical figure?

Dick Turpin.

>>2937315
Either you think "El" is a first name, or you think "Rodrigo" begins with an "E." Either way, you're not too bright.

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>>2936735
off with that ugly thing on his shoulders

Atilla the Hun
gg ez no rematch

>>2936735
LEONIDAS, KING OF THE SPARTANS

>>2937315
Rui Diaz you mean

>>2936735
Your mom

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Uther Pendragon.

>>2936735
Odoacar

You know that the guy who conquered Rome could fuck up a highwayman for breakfast

>>2936735
My wife's uncle Oleg. He's a big bald Russian.

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>>2936735
Alexander the Great

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>>2936735
>W
hehehe

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>>2936735

is that how retards looks like in real life?

pffff, what a faggot

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>>2936745
>summoning a cuck

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>>2936735
I summon Edward, the Black Prince

>>2936735
Ivlivs Caesar. Technically counts.

>>2936735
John Cena

>>2936735
Eva Braun!
Shit
Come back here, ya bitch!

>>2940122
See that's why he got stuck in the mountains while the highway man robbed you blind

>>2936735
(Swift-footed) Achilles is the first person who comes to mind.

>>2936745
Well fuck me, I don't know anyone in History beginning with U, so I'll take this guy's choice.

>>2936735
In the five seconds I only came up with Richard III

FUCK

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Friedrich I. of the HRE.
I panicked.

Christ, His only begotten Son!

Hannibal Barca!

Richard I. of England

>>2936735
Attila the Hun.

>>2936735
alp arslan

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>>2936735
Do I win?

Vlad the impaler

>>2936735

Oskar Dirlewanger

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>>2936735
Somebody's gonna feel the full weight of justice.

>>2936916
You mean Bathsheeba is.

>>2936735
Oda nobunaga?

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I can't think of anyone whose first name starts with T

>>2946604
Immediately after this I remembered Trajan.
But was that his first name?

>>2936735
Caesar

I summon Emperor Trajan

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PBUH

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>>2946604
I grant you Trevor Linden

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Othello, the noble Moor!

Otto Von Bismark

>>2936735
QUICK I NEED SOMEONE WHO STARTS WITH AN "E"

help! I only have 2 seconds left

>>2946825
Elanor Roosevelt

>>2936735
Ed Gein

>>2946827
thanks but I thought of this guy >>2946829 from my home state

Ragnar Lodbrok

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>>2936735
Alright Ed, you can stop stomping his brains now. ...Ed ...Ed! ...Oh come on, Ed! put your pants back up! Fuck this, I'm outta here. *whips horses*

>>2936735
Attila

>>2936735
I summon you Otto Eduard Leopold von Bismarck-Schönhausen!

>>2936735
Ozymandias. I'm fine?

>>2936735
Elon Musk. lol not really historical but I'm sure he could help.

>>2936735
I summon Cicerus because he can summon the other senators so we can kill the highwaymen faster

Raymond "Never Shirks Killing Turks" IV

Henry McCarty, Billy the Kid.

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>>2936735

Richard Nixon. He was the first "R" that sprang to mind.

>>2936735
Heinrich Himmler

Really can't think of a Z

>>2946604
Temujin

Sgt. Alvin York.

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>>2947951
Zebulon the Great
>He's teriyaki style.

>>2947236
Cicero?

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>>2936735
*kills your semitic highwayman*

Attilla, Arminius, Alaric, ALEXANDER THE GREAT

I call upon rasputin to use his Fear Gaze power and send the highwayman straight to hell burning painfully. Then we can both have some orgies to get closer to god

>>2947951

Zack Synder.

>>2946794
The player or the President?

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With only 5 seconds to choose, Ramses II popped into my head.

>>2948007
Underrated post

>>2936735
>E
I take Erik the Red

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>>2936735

New Rule:

You cannot pick somebody who was already picked by somebody else in the thread.

...Haman from the book of Esther. awful choice...

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You can't outfox the desert fox

>>2936735
Andrew Jackson, motherfucker!

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My afro-roman brotha Scipio

>>2937197
If not, Oscar Wilde is still over six feet tall, and if memory serves, was fond of boxing.

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>>2936735
Otto von Bismarck, fuck yeah!

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Tyrants and monarchs beware.

>>2936735
Lee Harvey Oswald