The middle ages were weird. "Hey, let me charge into battle

>>2927710
damn is that real?

a sword would get caught on the top of your dick

Medieval man wasn't puritan and nothing is wrong the phallus. OP confirmed prudish faggot.

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What about that armour decorated with obscene hand gestures?

why did codpieces point upwards? your dick is supposed to hang not point up

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>XVI century
>Middle Ages
Also the armor in OP was ornamental and probably never worn in actual battle.

>>2927710
With a piece like that it just proves knights were black.

No little white boi walking around with that thing.

>>2927710
Gotta have somewhere to stuff all your syphilis gauze.

>>2927710

It's almost like puritan terror at bodily functions came much much later or something...

>>2927757

>it's pretty, so wouldn't actually have been used

Where does this idea come from?

>>2927745

>what is an "erection" mommy?

>>2927757
What ceremony do you wear the boner armor to?

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>>2927757
>it's an "anything slightly ornate has no practical use" episode
Yeah did you know that nobody actually plays Gibson Les Paul Goldtops? They're just for promotional photoshoots

>>2927710
>middle ages
16th century is the early modern period, not the middle ages.

>>2927710
>The middle ages
>16th century armor
OP you fucking retard, you had one job!

ITT: people fail to realise there is no set definition of "medieval" and the exact dates vary considerably from country to country and historian to historian.