Blackbeard was a real nigga carried like 20 pistols just shot

>>2899334
Same honestly

>>2899334
lit af desu senpai

>>2899334
real nigga shit
one-hunna

>>2899334

Best poem I've read all week

>>2899334
Blackbeard was black

Is this actually a poem? because it really does read like one

>two pirates sneaking up behind blackbeard
*raises two pistols up and aims them behind his head*
BLAOW BLAOW
>pirate from the left
*pulls out another pistol from his belt while still looking forward*
BLAOW
>pirate from the right
BLAOW
>two pirates rappelling down from the mast
*while crossing his arms he whips out two more pistols draws them both while doing some cowboy twirling shit*
BLAOW BLAOW
*musket click from behind*
*blackbeard ducks and does a roll while whipping out a pistol from his boot*
BLAOW...he missed
*now he's on his back aiming*
BLAOW...headshot

Blaow

>>2900356
this is an actual historical event, no lie my nigga

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mfw blaow

>>2899605
kek

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miyamoto musashi was the realest nigga
he carried like 50 swords
not even a split second and he cutt off your head
like some fucking anime type shit
imagine that shit
gleaming katanas
just drawing them and sheathing them in lightning speed
woosh kaching splurt woosh
thump

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/9587316
ended up on /lit/

never say never
forever and ever
till death do us part
you're not so smart

greetings, bleatings
sheeps and goats
crocodiles in your moats
see what sinks and see what floats
monkey see and monkey dotes
reading rights and writing rotes

quoting Shakespeare in the park
Jack the Ripper in the dark
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
scaredy cats run and hide

>>2899982
he also had a beard.

>>2899334
lit as hell desu senpai