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Imagine being Caesar in that time and having to be all like "damn, Cleopatra, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster nose. I would totally have sex with you, both my public persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his palace. Like seriously imagine having to be Caesar and not only sit in that chair while Cleopatra flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery greek skin, and just sit there, meeting after meeting, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GREEKS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of brunettes and senatorial family members and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Rome. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal slaves in the previous months. And then the diplomatic entourage calls for another meeting, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the palace security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Caesar. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>2894156
oh loordy he fucked for pleb rights n cheap grain
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>>2894156
I applaud the effort that went into this shitpost
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>>2894156
>statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)
kek
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>>2894205
Funny considering there was almost none.
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>implying god emperor Caesar didn't look at himself in the mirror while fucking Cleo doggy style
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>>2894156
>androgynous nose
This guy fucks.
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>>2894205
You do know it's an old /tv/ shitpost with Arnie and Jaime Lee Curtis right?
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>>2894156
Did anyone save the Charlie variation of this?
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>>2896722
Fuck I remember that, it was fucking gud
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Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>2894156
High-quality.
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