>lmao dude let's go pick a fight and probably die horribly

>>2875054
>not wanting to kill your enemies and rape their womenfolk

I bet you enjoy the movies of Wes Anderson.

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>>2875077
>ruining another person's comfy spot
RUDE

>>2875077
Do I get to take the womenfolk home as war booty?

>>2875054
>I can go out and work my ass off to survive
>or I can just take my neighbors shit and get drunk

Raiding is the way of the true comfymen.

>>2875093

If you like, your wife might not be too happy about it tho.

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>>2875101
It won't be comfy if you lose.

>>2875108

Then don't lose? Idiot.

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*crash*
*Boom*
>GET OUT OF YOUR BED YOU FAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT! 4 MILLION CHINESE TROOPS ARE CONVERGING 20 MILES EAST OF OUR CITY! YOU ARE NOW PART OF THE HOMEGAURD PROTECTION PARTISAN FORCE!
Heh nuttin personnel NEETie

>>2875089
It's not like you're gonna do anything about it.

>>2875054
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
CRASH!

That's all it takes for a Chinese irregular to invade your house and take all your anime.