>Be ancient greek king >get cucked by zeus What do you

>c*cked

>>>/pol/

Masturbate piously

>>2842086
Release my anger on his son.

>>2842086
Joseph got cucked by God too.

>>2842086

You wouldn't get cucked by Zeus. You'd bring sacrifices to Zeus for giving your, social, son half-divinity.

Who wouldn't want to raise a half-divine kid?

>>2842657
CONT.

As a mortal, what are you really going to do? Ask for help from another god who also lives in Zeus' pad?

Ha ha ha.

>>2842660
March my army up that perfectly climeable mountain where they all live and get killed trying to kick his ass

>>2842657
This. Demigod asset is nice - can be trained into a powerful warrior. Also, you can still keep breeding mortal sons if you care about your lineage so bad.

>>2842086
> What do you do in this situation
You get even with Zeus by cooking up some human flesh and feeding it to him as if it were a normal meal. Once he consumes it, you can have a hearty laugh at his expense.

Rush up mount olympus ad face fuck Hera, she'd prolly like it

>>2842086

troll YHWH on his fb account until he cant take it anymore and shoots up the gods school