Who is the historical figure you most identify with? For me,

>>2826014
He also has a very nice hat. So it matches your fedora.

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>>2826014
>tfw it's no longer socially acceptable for a jobless teacher to rebel against their nation and then chill in a palace all day with qt palace grils as their friends do all the hard work and almost turn their nation into a 1st world superpower

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>tfw to smart to make a decision

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> wins battles
> not worth it

I'm that guy who got shot in the Invasion of Normandy before he even got off the boat.
>he had so much potential... what was his name again? Oh well, life goes on

>>2826078
His delusional bullshit ended up killing tens of millions.

>>2826425
JUST

>>2826511
If the Brits and Americans had supported him instead of the Qing then Hong Rengan would've made Southern China a serious world power. He basically had an identical modernization plan to Japan but he had like 5 times the population and resources. The Heavenly Kingdom would've been insanely powerful if it succeeded

>>2826014
Cato the Younger
>Just trying to do what I believe in
>Get pushed around by people aggressive for stuff
>Go out in a not so glorious fashion

brb going to get my rusty dagger guys

>>2826733
Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni

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>>2826014
>fuck this senate bullshit, time to kill weak faggots and conquer Europe

>>2826878
>he thinks he's perfect
Cmon, there is no Augustus but Augustus. Too good for our world

Caligula...as bad as it is

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I love writing lists

>>2826014
>Martin Luther. Intelligent

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

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More a kind of admiration. A personification of what I find interesting in remarkable people.

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Diogenes
>tfw can't live in a barrel and shitpost irl
Well I could, but I like having money.

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imma do whatever I want.
Fuck cleopatra, tell pirates to double my ransom, givem a day headstart before hunting then down and crucifying them along the shores, created July. Brutus was a little bitch, it took 37 cock suckers to take me out.

>>2826897
If he's so good, why does he need a load bearing cherub?

>>2826014
Niccolos Machiavelli
>high rank in the militairy before 20
>knowledge of nearly every field
>make theatreplays
>friends with the Borgias
>write 2 books that are still popular among politicians and dictators
>write a summary of the first 20 books of Titus Livius
>get a train of thought named after me
>banned for being too smart
>get asked back to write the history of Florence

MFW i'm probably the smartest guy in this thread

=.=

>>2827954
In the military. Contributing to the the most vital part of a society. Dociety is xontrary to nature. Thinks he's the smartest guy in the thread. Instantly proved wrong.

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What a guy.

>>2826236
Came here to say this. If you use this site there's a 90% chance that you're Louis XVI, no matter how much you don't want to be.

>>2826014
Charles
>bad stammer every now and then
>what monarchy to have more central role in government
>no bishops no king
>want to continue Anglo French alliance
>people hear me but take a completely idea from what I meant
>believes in string and stable government
>all the pomp and glory
>but court should be regulated and not decadent

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Homeless mommysboy....for now.

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Elmer Fudd, totally bewildered most of the time, easily tricked by wise cracking rabbit, and the brain capacity similar to a chicken.

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>>2828958

none, ive never identified with anyone.

>>2826014
You don't know your own boy. He was a Catholic friar and loved the Catholic church. He just wanted it to be a little less evil. So they kicked him out and became much more evil.

>>2826236
>>2828915
Give me a quick rundown of him

>>2830343
>Evil
Like how? Taking money for sins and feeding the poor. What villains!

>>2830403
Wrong, he wanted to marry a nun.Everything else he said is an excuse.

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> hate gommunists so much he joined 3 different armies just to keep on killing dirty commies.

Someone help me finish this line:

If u havin pope problems I feel bad for u son, I got 95 these but _________

>>2831669
theses*

>>2831669
also you can take the "but" out i guess