*unblocks your path*
*allows you to live freely without government interference*
>>2806117
*teleports behind your paycheck*
*makes you clear his path*
"Sorry kid"
>>2806117
There is nothing wrong with government interference.
>>2806117
*fixes your recession*
*balances your budget*
>>2806117
*expropriates your means of production*
*distributes wealth according to need rather than ability"
>>2806117
*quantitatively eases*
*saves your economy*
"All in a day's work, kid"