>there will never be a high-production TV series about Justinian's life
he deserves it /his/
>>2798398
Who would portray him and Theodora?
>>2798406
Jeff Goldblum and Vera Farmiga
>>2798406
Get Joaquin Phoenix or DDL to play Justinian
>>2798406
Mark Wahlberg and Audrey Tautou.
>>2798406
Rufus Sewell looks a lot like Justinian's mosaics
>>2798994
Wow, he does.
>>2798406
Idris Ebla and Channing Tatum.
was he the biggest cuck in history?
>>2799053
He's not even the most cucked emperor
>tfw you get cucked so hard your wife marries another man behind your back
>>2799053
Europeans have always been cucked since they adopted Christfaggotry.
>>2798994
aight rufus it is
>>2799088
t. Louis Cachet
But who would play the ultra cuck himself Belisarius?
>>2799079
>tfw you realize Claudius was Augustus' wife's son
>>2799130
Javier Bardem.
You know as well as I do that if they make a movie about Justinian he'll be prancing around in a red toga leading soldiers wearing lorica segmentata with scutums and gladii
>>2799053
Fuck off Procopius
>>2799158
Tiberius was Augustus' wife's son.
Claudius was Augustus' wife's grandson through another of his wife's sons.