>there are actual people on this earth right now that literally,

Mormonism is a good old boys network, I'd convert tomorrow.

>>2762104
This. There's a ton of Mormons where I live in south Jersey and it seems like a really comfy religion. They foster a sense of community that is lost for most young Americans.

Why are all Mormon girls hot? Is it because they live healthy lifestyles or what

The background of Mormonism itself is retarded but >>2762271 is also right. Probably why I'm sympathetic to Catholicism even though I don't believe in God.

>>2762287
>>2762271
>>2762104
>all this shilling for mormonism
what the fuck man?
mormon's aren't even allowed to drink coffee, why would you voluntarily give up booze and cigarettes, foul language and porn?

>>2762100
They probably didn't read the CES letter yet. Or they care more about what works for them than they do for the truth.

>>2762407
>my life boils down to chemical substances and degenerate mass media and my primitive mind melts down when I meet people who see more in life
>>>/r/eddit

>>2762407
This isn't actually mentioned in any of the texts and is just a common but not universal doctrine espoused by the clergy.

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>>2762407
Coffee is an overrated meme drink

>having a dependence on caffeinated beverages

>>2762100
You could say that about any religion

>>2762407
It's probably the multiple wives thing

>>2762104
>>2762271
>>2762287
I hate this American perversion of religious belief. Why the fuck would a religion being "comfy" be of any importance in any regard you fucking larpers.

>>2762271
Honestly I hate community and being apart of one sounds really weird and gay. I just want to be by myself, on my own way. People should just have the decency without a community to
-save your neighbor from a fire
-keep the streets clean
-be considerate with music and parties
And whatever else. I don't want to hold hands or hangout at a BBQ or any of that other bullshit. The most ill tolerate is waving while you're driving

>>2762870
That's true but if they go to church every Sunday and follow the words of God, it's hard to judge them for their reasons. I think it's better to just be happy they're following the one true religion anyways.

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I like Mormonism, the whole thing is like a joke religion became real, complete with invisible golden tablets, talking angels, Jebus in Murrica & outer space.
It shows perfectly the dynamics of a religious movement, no matter how absurd the theology is. This is a nice mirror for other christcucks & mudslimes, their bullshit didn't start out any other way. Just a con man with some talent as a literate and rip off the jewish believes, tada you are a prophet now.

>>2762873
https://youtu.be/2TbbvXK5QS8

>>2762100
three reasons:

#1: Born into it. It's a fucking cult - they starve their kids with fasting and give 12 year old boys 'the priesthood', heavily stratified, extremely misogynist cult that makes dumb kids feel like there is structure and purpose in life and everyone has their place in service to god/family. You literally can't live your life for three days without some church activity and constant indoctrination.

#2: When 'elders' (19 year old proselytizers) show up they NEVER properly explain what mormonism is, they only flatter you and make claims that you can be with your family forever if you get baptized, spend a year being a good mormon (not questioning shit) then spending a ton of cash after you get your recommend, travelling to a temple, going through CRAZY fucking masonic rituals and getting sealed to your wife/husband. It's a lot of work, effort, and money and you only realize how nuts the whole thing is AFTER you've done it. Lot of these converts kinda drift off after this but it snags a whole bunch due to effort justification, same with Scientology.

#3: third world countries like the welfare elements of the cult. They fail to realize how much money and free labor they have to give to get the fancy peanut butter and missionaries will encourage them to buy temple clothes and shit before they buy shoes for their kids. Kinda fucked up but the 'real' mormon church in Utah doesn't really give a shit about blacks/browns and they still hold on to racist beliefs.

Grew up Mormon, love seeing these threads pop up because I get to watch people dance around like monkeys and pretend they know what they're talking about.

Good stuff.

I would visit one but I'm not blonde haired or blue eyed, and I also have native american in me. (not legally) Which I hear they don't like in their religion.

>>2762407
I'm atheist as fuck but I grew out of my "dude mormonism lmao" phase a long time ago. You kind of have to if you live in the southwest.

>>2763064
>heavily stratified, extremely misogynist cult that makes dumb kids feel like there is structure and purpose in life and everyone has their place in service to god/family
based

>>2762100
If you're going to literally and unironically be dumb enough to be Christian, what's a little more idiocy to go all the way to something like Mormonism?

>>2763064
>that makes dumb kids feel like there is structure and purpose in life and everyone has their place in service to god/family.
that doesnt sound bad at all.

>>2762875
Mormons are not Christian.

>>2762100
It's basically a cult.

Though to be fair, a lot of now 'proper' religions start off pretty cult-like.

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>all these supposed potential Mormon converts treating universal truth like is like a fair weather sports team that can be swapped out of convenience
>all these hypocritical non-mormons acting like mormonism is a crock of shit but TOTALLY not their religion

>>2763462
And suddenly all fall silent...

>>2762100
Same reason non-Catholics in general exist, spreaders of discourse got to thrm

>>2762407
Believe it or not some people burn out on that stuff.
Not me personally, but I think mormons are pretty cool in terms of weird christ cults.

>>2763064
>give 12 year old boys 'the priesthood
wh-what is that referring to

I like Mormons. I find them interesting.
If I ever have kids(Ha!), I definitely want to raise them with a church, so I might become a Mormon. Maybe. Or I could just become one first, then move to Utah for those qt Mormon chicks. Get married, and create a dozen little Mormons!