Let's play a game of "guess the battle". Give

>>2759297
Canadians have a 300-style last stand, and everyone forgets about it.

>>2759297
It's like Kursk, but with horses.

>>2759297
The Kettle War

>>2759297
There were some guns some people died.

>>2759297
Kiting with cavalry archers like its aoe 2.

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>>2759426
Vienna?

I got another one:

> confront the enemy
> everything looks perfect
> we might actually win this
> march towards their line
> everything going smooth
> oh no
> it was a trap

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>>2759451
Correct

>>2759457
Every battle fought with guns ever?

>oh god here come the horses again
>fuck this I'm out

>>2759521
Nope. Wrong millennium.

>>2759297
>man that battle ended horribly i guess ill keep doing it untill i succeed
(if your up to date with /his/ memes this is an easy one)

>>2759603
That italian battle that i forgot the name

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>>2759297
ooooo I like riddles. ok ok ok!

guess this one.

I lay here across your borders at an axis.
There are those who are allies and others who are fascist.
In the Forest I was fought, in the bitter cold.
And on January 16, my battle was a month old.

>>2759634
Battle of the Isonzo prob

>>2759922
battle of the Ardennes ezpz

>>2759521
Cannae?

>>2759945
>battle of the Ardennes
Correctomundo

cav decided chasing routers was more important than winning the battle, opponents survive to win the war and depose the King

It was probably the largest battle in history before WW1, and without a doubt the largest MODERN battle before WW1.

>>2760016
Naseby?

>>2760029
battle of leipzig?

>>2760029
Gettysburg?

>>2759634
>>2759928
both correct

>>2760035
yup. Good ol' Rupert channeling Antiochus

>>2760046
No, but that's second.
>>2760047
Not even in the top ten.

diarrhea on a hill.

>Be Russian
>Be cut to 1m^3 cubical blocks

>>2760234
Gettysburg

>>2760029
Six days' campaign?

>be me
>hungry for a sandwich
>so I hammer and anvil the other guys

>MUH ELEPHANTS
>loses

>>2759297
>my wife died so your a trator now oh shit I lost

>>2760456
punic wars

>decimate the enemy scouting party
>think it was the main force
>celebrate and get drunk
>the main force attacks you while you're drunk
>panic
>drown

>"the fighting had lasted no longer than a hungry man needed to eat his lunch."

>>2759401
Kapyong? If so then it was a joint effort between Canadians and Aussies

>outnumber enemy 6 to 1
>easy victory
>nope.jpg
>muddy field
>horses in plate stir up ground
>Gets shit wrecked by starving bowmen

>>2760985
Agincourt?

>>2760985
You could just write >muh longbowmen

>>2760523
i need to know this

>lel torpedoes

>>2759401
Second battle of Ypres?

>>2759460
Almost everything the mongols did

>Roll up! Roll up! Four gold shillings for every brick you pull down!

>>2760523
This sounds very familiar

>>2761221
Yeah I was a bit too vague, I was thinking battle of carrhae.

One side builds a shitton of earthworks, gets btfo, loses its only good general and leaves the field, still proclaims victory

>>2760523
Battle of trenton?
>>2760456
Zama

>>2761105
Battle of Mobile Bay

>>2760985
Battle of the Golden Stirrups

hard mode

>outnumbered by the enemy 15 to 1
>lines almost completely broken everytime but were saved by reserve cavalry plugging the weak point of the flank each time
>request the friendly reinforcement to come in small contingent one by one to trick the enemy of the actual troop numbers
>after weeks of enemy exhaustion cut off their retreat line decimate 45% of the entire army

>gets defeated by his own tactics

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>>2761335
that is way too vague and could apply to almost any battle.

>>2759603
Battle of the Isonzo Vol. 1-12

>>2760756
>>2761210
The original idea was Battle of Hong Kong

>>2760523
That Austrian battle where they fought each other?

>>2761250
1st Manassas?

>>2760523
maritsa

>>2761363
Ding ding.
Adding the last line i planned (turks shitposting endlessly about it) would have been a dead giveaway.

>>2759297
>100,000 vs 100,000
one side loses 1/2 of their men, the other less than 1/10th

>>2761362
Nope

>>2761335
Im gonna assume this was hannibal and Scipio africanus?

>muh hre
>muh 3 emperors

>muh walls
>muh cannons

and then it was the jews all along

>lay siege to shit city of foreigners
>heh try to mess with these ships
>laser beams
>the ships are being lifted in the air holy shit

>>2761516
greeks vs ro-mans.

>>2761523
Yeah, Syracuse.

>20 good men

>>2759297
>Enemy was singing, so we retreated.

>>2761620
muh china.

>>2761390
Yea

>>2761620
Cacofonix fending off a roman patrol from the Aquarium camp.

>>2761624
nope, Europe

>>2761630
nice, but no

the scouts got drunk with a bunch of drunk gypsies and now everyone is fighting each other and someone fires the artillery but in the end we were all fighting ourselves.

hint, it's one of /his/'s favorite clusterfucks

>Joseph
>Get ze taxis

>>2761784
Marne

>>2761821
good job, also
French trucks>German railroads

Two armies fought, but mother nature won.

>Mass landing
>Be told blue lights are nothing
>Blue lights start destroying ships on mass
>Still land in mass uncoordinated assault
>Enemy gangrapes you in a few minutes because of numbers and speed
>Retreat back onto ships because of retarded plan

>>2761846
Mongol invasions of Japan?

>He tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

>>2761968
Alexander's campaign?

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>>2759297
Trying this one again...

>>2761984
could literally be anything lol

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>>2761770
>We all know that meme.

>>2762022
Battle of vermillion

>>2762052
God, dammit.

I gotta wipe the numbers off that or something, it's clearly too easy.

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>>2762031
Tfw it is apocryphal and never happened

>>2762052
Yeah. That was easy as fuck

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>>2762052
>>2762067
>Googling numbers.

>>2762081
Didn't even look at the numbers desu

>>2760029
Mukden.

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>>2762138
Well, I suppose LoGH fans on 4chan are certainly not unheard of, but damn that was suspiciously fast.

>>2760456
Hannibal
>>2761846
Indo-China

If x has 1 wall, and y builds 2 walls around that wall, how many walls are there?

>go out with countrymen for some fun
>need to go the other side of where we are
>suddenly king nigger appears, demanding we fight
>we try to avoid a direct confrontation
>some of our group stand there to get their attention, the rest cross during a storm
>manage to reach the other side unnoticed
>lKing niggers gets fucked

>>2762237
There are certainly a lot of dead Gauls.

>>2759401
that's a cool one man
Read about how one of the senior Canadian commanders died. If I remember he went out like a badass and the Japanese buried him with full honors

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>>2759297
>want to conquer shit
>bring enemy into their own ranks
>"me friend, swear" (lol jk)
>get surrounded by swap people and black trees
>he's actually "that kid" and breaks the toy you just lent him
>kill selfo because he was such a pussy he didn't even have the courage to tell you about it
>the actual owner cries but he knows he will never have his toy ever again

>LETS USE CHILDREN AS SUICIDE BOMBERD

>few months later

>WAHHH YOU KILLED CIVILIANS THATS A WAR CRIME

>>2759297
>be most powerful, successful and advanced army in the world

>it rains

>all your soldiers slaughtered

>>2760029
Waterloo?

>>2760523
It's endearing how that battle is glossed over back here (in Serbia) and barely gets a mention, while battle of Kosovo field is revered.

Fleeing from the battlefield after hearing a song while having 3:1 numerical superiority

>>2759297
okay then
>It's a rainy day
>be union troops, marching through the breadbasket of the south
>meet some dirty rebels, engage the enemy
>you're beating their asses nicely, when a bunch of literal kids come marching in as reinforcements
>get btfo

hint
the place where this battle took place is known as The Field of Lost Shoes

>>2760985
Cressy, if not Agincourt?

>>2762445
>the place where this battle took place is known as The Field of Lost Shoes
great you just gave it away you fucking faggot

Battle of New Market

Bags of rope hole a few renaissance bath tubs.

Also not a battle but...

Fighting WWI style above a jungle, but using things that would've been barely imaginable in WWI, while pretending to be civilians.

>be large and expensive spanish army with both infantry and cavalry superiority
>bunch of dirty criminals on stolen horses with barely any guns and mostly just lances charges your infantry formation
>send your cav to hit them from both sides as they charge your infantry
>they pull back and your two cavalry wings crash into each other, causing death and chaos
>literal emaciated slaves on stolen horses come charging back and slaughter your professional soldiers

>>2762239
Siege of Syracuse?

>>2762467
not everyone on /his/ knows about that nickname
now that I think of it, I really shouldn't've posted that bit unless absolutely nobody knew what it was

>Huge enemy army marches on your castle
>You flabbergast everyone and take out your tiny army to meet them en-rout
>find their army celebrating victory before the battle even started because of how certain they are they will stomp your little army with their thousands of men
>everyone is drunk
>there's rain
>charge your army on their camp, rout them, behead enemy general, go on to become a historical legend

>>2762495
there is a literal movie about it you casual

>>2760029
Guy who posted this question here.

The answer was Mukden.

>we let them think that we would attack at night and that they needed to stay up all night ready to defend themselves, and they actually did it
>the absolute madmen

>>2762081
>implying I haven't rewatched LotGH at least 5 times

>muh hill I ain't gettin' off not never!
>oh fuck he's coming up muh hill
>oh fuck he took muh hill
>it's all fucking over scatter!
>MUH HIIIIIILLLL

>>2762527
not everyone has seen the movie

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>>2761362
It was Borodino

>>2762609
hastings?

>two of the greatest generals of the time
>two of the largest armies of the time
>spend almost the whole battle fighting over 2 farm houses

>>2762616
nope try again

>If I attack your centre, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>That's a big encirclement
>For you

>>2762623
kek, waterloo

>>2762306
mongol invasion of japan

>>2761607
That battle between France and Italy, WWII

>>2762647
yh

>>2762634
Battle of Baneposting

>>2762634
Cannae?

>>2759297
Despite killing metric fucktons of Russians, Germany fails to take the city because there's just too many fucking Russians.

>>2762658
Wasn't there like only 9 of them, manning one outpost?

>>2759297
1453 best day in history rosbeefs go home

Italy got BTFO'd way too many times by another weak country

Hint: It's a series of battles

>>2760234
Agincourt

>>2761448
Conquest of Istanbul ?
I read that some jewish merchant opened one of the gates for the ittoman army.

>>2762022
Is this the battle where Reinhardt almost got killed by Yang ?

>>2762518
Battle of Okehazama

>>2759401
Hong Kong

here's one
>army famous for being the masters of cavalry tactics finds out it was a hundred years behind the times and gets owned by guns

>>2760748
Battle of Little Bighorn.

Boy, Custer fucked that one up.

>BIG
>ATHENIAN
>TRIREMES

>we don't need American help!
>2 weeks later
>America pls gib help or I nuke everyone

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>>2762802
That'd be the one...

>>2762881
This smells of (((Sampson))).

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>>2761351
>Battle of Hong Kong
>Gander was a Newfoundland dog posthumously awarded the Dickin Medal, the "Animals Victoria Cross", for his deeds in World War II, the first such award in over 50 years. He picked up a thrown Japanese hand grenade and rushed with it toward the enemy, dying in the ensuing explosion but saving the lives of several wounded Canadian soldiers.
Dawwwwww....

>>2762874
Salamis?

>>2762682
stalingrad?

>then the 189
>in the service of heaven
>they're protecting the holy line
>it was 1527
Or how about
>5th of May, V day is just around the corner
>1945 the Führer's reign is at its end
>jenny at the gates, as the SS open fire
>there's no time to waste, the final battle's begun

>after the downfall, a castle besieged
>facing the Nazis awaiting relief
>gangl and Lee and their men set the prisoners free

>and it's the end of the line of the final journey
>enemies leaving the past
>and it's American troops and the German army >joining together at last

85 men take the biggest fort in the world
>major strategic victory

>>2762751
Battles of the Isonzo?

>>2759297
>muh legions

>>2763370
Teutoburg

>>2762443
Largely because we've created a myth about it. It's much better to think of a heroic defeat than a stupid one.
Heck, our poetry is classified as pre Kosovo, Kosovo, post Kosovo and a bonus round for Prince Marko.
Also, ironically the historical Marko was the exact opposite of the poetic Marko, who is also revered by Macedonians and Bulgarians (because his fiefs were there).
Plus it later became useful as a focal point. A point of unity.

>Where's Rupert?

>>2762468
>Fighting WWI style above a jungle, but using things that would've been barely imaginable in WWI, while pretending to be civilians.
Air war over Nam?

>>2759460
>>2761221
That's not even what happened.

>>2763370
Carrhae

>>2762835
something something ww1 hussars kurwa

>>2764009
nope
this is a pretty big hint but it happened in japan

>muh tunnels
>muh island
>muh Siribachi
>muh honor
>I wish I was killing Chinese people instead of being here

>>2760234
W A T E R P O O

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>>2764063

>>2761607
That American guy in vietnam
Supposedly forced back 10k viets if i remember? And all got JDs.
Dont trust American sources on vietnam Much.

>>2762623
>two of the greatest generals of the time
Can't be waterloo. Wellington a shit

>>2764034
sekigahara

>>2762486
nobody? Yall don't read enough colonial history

>muh legionnaire
>muh fight to the last man

>>2762297
Teutoberg.

>>2762751
Greco-Italian war.

>>2764316
nah he's talking WW1 italy vs austria

>>2762835
The Takeda getting BTFO. Battle of Nagashino.

>>2759297
>This guy wants me to conquer all of italy
>He gives me only 7500 men
>This guy is crazy
>I go anyway
>I've arrived to "x" by sea, pulled my ships to the harbor
>The city of "x" is foritifed,strong garrison, high walls
>fml
>I'm in hostile territory and don't even have enough men to encircle the city, the fuck i'm supposed to do?
>Scout comes back,tells me the city is full of cucks
>Shit, I'm just gonna tell my archers to climb the masts and rain arrows upon the guards on the wall and see if they surrender
>It actually worked, kek

>semi circles

>>2764431
Cannae?

>>2763233
>make album about last stands
>Write song about the last stand of the SS fighting to the last man after the war is already over....from the point of view of the Americans

wtf is this shit?

Its like if Sparta was from the point of view of the Persians.

>>2763274
verdun or liege?

>lost battle at 4:00
>Won it at 5:00
>also a horse

>>2764568
Marengo

>>2763497
You're on it but there's a specific event I had in mind.

Paranoia hits so hard you suffer more losses than the enemy that does not exist

Seven successful defenses. Sweden stronk

>>2764637
Karansebes

>>2762634
Operation Bagration surely?

>>2764637
Kiska.

One side gets pounded into submission in under three months. Their economy is left a wreck, their casualties are literally hundreds of times higher than those of their enemy, and they submit to every one of their enemy's demands including withdrawing their troops and ceding one tenth of their country's territory while inflicting no real damage on the enemy in turn. They still somehow claim victory.

>>2764678
>Kiska.
correct

>German panthers attack a small group of U.S. tanks
>Get stomped
>Germans still think they won

>>2764549
neither. Hint: the 85 were paratroopers

>>2764822
Eben-Emael?

>>2759297

The German surface fleet finally does something and then never does anything again.

>>2762815
nailed it

>Conduct naval landing
>Smaller force
>Only mobilization is either by walking on foot or riding bicycles
>Advance through areas that your enemy marked as impassable on their maps
>use enemy's captured ammunition dumps/rifles to replenish your army's ammunition
>enemy forces are so shocked they surrender

>Oh shit. The guard is dead!

>>2762614
nice Spurdo

>>2764060
Iwo?

>>2764910
Singapore.

>>2764844
Jutland?

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>>2764937
Correct.

>write up plan to invade enemy by making a massive landing with hundreds of thousands of men and another large army invades from land
>load up the troops on the boats
>land in enemy territory
>the enemy fortified around the area you landed
>you siege them for months and build your own fortifications and prepare for an apocalyptic battle
>conduct careful reconnissance and observation of the enemy positions
>realise they were all empty and just decoys of fortifications guarded by a few small groups of enemy soldiers marching around to pretend they are many
>advance past fake enemy fortifications
>encounter the enemy's main force
>they outnumber you
>reports start pouring in that they number more than 150,000. Maybe even 200,000
>you receive news that the in-land army that was invading north was whipped and routed because you took too long and didn't reinforce them/support their invasion
>engage enemy army in a few skirmishes
>start a massive retreat back to where you came from
>load your men back on the boats
>shamefully swim back to your land
>receive news later that the enemy force was actually 35,000. not 150,000-200,000

Slavs get their ass rammed in by jews

>>2765146
>short, vague descriptions

>>2765302
I described everything you idiot.

>>2762493
Battle of Hydaspes River

>>2764822
liege 2: Hitler edition

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>>2764606
that was fast

>>2762679
Yes

>>2765521

>loses one of his top generals

>victory

I got so sad reading that, sometimes its better to be marooned in egypt then back in civilization.

>>2765517
Yeah, battle of Eben-Emael

>g-guys, lets rebuild an empire
>o-or we can all just surrender
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2765382
>OP: Give a short and vague description of the battle
That would be the problem.

>>2759297

A bunch of oppressive tea sipping monkeys get lucky vs a far superior navy due to weather conditions.

>>2765772
>Muh armada

>>2759297
>... and then they drop a fucking windmill on our ass...

>>2763474
I agree on all accounts, it's just my feeling that we [Serbs] would be better of if we actually learn something from our past and use it to not make the same mistakes all over again and again, instead of using it to beat your chest with while recounting poorly remembered myths

>>2763483
further up

>>2765772
Japan vs Mongols?

>>2765832

Yes

>>2765953

Red coats vs Spanish armada

>>2759521

Carrhae

>Small fleet attacks giant fortress
>Most of the fleet has sunk except for one small frigate
>frigate hits a weak spot in the defenses
>fort crumbles

you won't guess this one

>>2762594
Gulgamela

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>>2762298
Iran-Iraq war?

>>2762881
One of the various "Arab armies attack israel and lose" episodes.

>>2764620
What was it?

>>2766607

Except America always helped the kikes

>who would win
>500 elite paratroopers
or
>20 green recruits

>Finally, all I have to do is take this island and this shitty useless campaign is over
>Drop paratroopers
>Never drop paratroopers again

You latest mayor naval victory is going from point a to point b

hint

a is france
b is germany

>>2766871
Crete
>>2766671
Crete

>>2766893
Yep, Operation Mercury.

>>2766418
something something Brits vs Spaniards?

or the english raid in france that used a small destroyer filled with explosives to ram a dry lock?

>>2764781
A battle in the Rhineland if I recall, Cologne?

Roman camping trip to a forest goes wrong

>Kangz quarrel with their eastern neighbour
>They fight
>Both sides claim they won

>>2766984
Ethiopia vs Somalia?

Congo war?

>>2766984
Angolan civil war? (When South Africa tried to intervene)

>>2766893

No,guess again on the second one.

>>2767186
>>2767197
Nope, more ancient times

>>2766618
First time a helicopter shot down a plane - an Air America Huey pursued and shot down two An-2 biplanes with the Huey mechanic using an Ak-47 to do so. The An-2's had been bombing Lima 85, a US radar base, by throwing mortar shells out of the aircraft.

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>>2764305
yap

>>2767416
Battle of Kadesh?

That's about as ancient as it gets, lol. Literally the earliest battle we really know the outcome of.

The good guys would have won the battle if it weren't for hemorrhoids and perfidy.

>>2766574
Just why?

>>2768600
Waterloo easy

was the hemorrhoids stuff true?

>>2764346
correct, good job

Let's try another.

>Hey fella, you should probably wear some kind of protection before going into battle.
>No need, God is literally my shield.
>Dies; corpse is defiled.

>>2768659
Nappy having hemorrhoids is one of the theories about why he couldn't stay on horseback.

>>2766984
Abyssinian–Adal war.

>>2768500
Correct!

>North A-Ok
>South A-Ok
>Center; Where are you?

>>2768734
Battle of Muret?

>>2766977
Ahh memories of the Teutoberger Forest, those 3 legions looked so good in forest camo

>>2769317
Nope, it was a bit later.

>>2768734
Battle of Lutzen?

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>>2762881
World History post 1939?

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>>2759954
>>2766415
Correct

>>2766659
lol

>>2762942
RIP in peace puppo :(

>>2759297
western imperialists take the capital of a fanatical middle eastern theocracy to install a puppet ruler.
no muslims were harmed.

>>2759297
>>Nearly 400000 men of the losing side were killed or buried alive after the battle

What is it?

>>2772529
Constantinople during the kek war?

>>2762942
Rest in pieces pupper

>>2772697
Good guess but no. earlier than that

>>2772529
Seriously, that one is posted EVERY SINGLE THREAD
Try a bit creative, no matter if you have posted it before or someone else

(though i dont remember the answer all to clearly, which makes my rant a bit pointless. I think its the Romans taking some jewish city)

>>2772593
Changping.
too easy

>I misheard what my superior officer told me to do, so now I am going to charge straight into mouths of enemy cannons, up the hill, with rocks on both sides, but it's okay cause I am not some kind of a fucking brit.

>build your fortifications at the bottom of a valley
>can only be supplied by air
>enemy captures the high ground
>none of the airlifted supplies actually reach the defenders
>get btfo

>>2772927
Dien Bien Phu?

>>2772932

Yeah, probably made it too easy.

>that time the greatest traitor in country's history saved the country

>>2764349
Sounds like Pyrrhus but I thought he had more men
>>2766984
K A D E S H
A
D
E
S
H

>>2759297
The Brazilian War?

S

>>2772995

Saratoga?

>>2762835
Battle of Nagashino?
The one with Kenshin right?

>>2761874
Dieppe?

>Night time naval landing
>350 men vs 1606
>caputre a few forts at night
>in the morning the enemy surrender
>only lose 7 men

>>2773168
Ding ding ding!

>>2762844
>look it up quote
>"Holy shit it's real"
damn he was so stupid it's not even funny

>>2759460
Carrhae?

>>2762306
Vietnam

>>2764349
Belisarius?

>>2760359
Stalingrad?

>Country is stuck in a civil war between feudal lords
>Try to take over the capital
>Lose against the so-called dumbass between your place and the capital
>He invades the capital afterwards, manages to actually take over the country, memorized as the most notorious warlord of the era, you are all but forgotten

>>2759297
that time the Roman Empire sacked Rome

>>2774083
Yes.This battle is kinda forgotten by history so i'm just gonna spill the beans. Sige of Panormus in 532 to be precise.

>>2773039
No.
Read post below

>>2774583
Gimme a hint. By "Roman Empire", do you refer to
>Caesar's reign
>The Classical Empire, from Augustus to Theodosius
>Western Roman Empire
>Eastern Roman Empire, also known also the Byzantine
>Any of the wannabes (HRE, Ottomans, Russia)

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>>2764822
Is it that fucking thing that Rwanda did in the 2nd Congo war?

>>2774620
Rwanda took a decent part of the bit where the DRC meets the coast, and there were more than 85.

>>2774611
one of the wannabees

>a group of guys decides to take acid

>>2759297
>siege some cold northern shithole
>out number the enemy 4-1
>feeling pretty good
>cold and fucking blizzards so nothing happens
>All of a sudden they charge at us during a blizzard
>the absolute madmen
>get our asses kicked and pushed into a freezing river
>entire army wiped out and all of our cannon lost

>>2759297
I got one
>Be mighty knight army
>gonna crush these peasant soldiers
>We just need to march across this frozen lake
>scheiße

>the enemy is posted behind a river, got his artillery stationed atop a hill
"dont worry lads, got a genius plan"
>try to cross the river en masse with the infantry, meanwhile send the cavalry to the nearest ford, 10 km upstream
"So yeah, the plan involves letting the veterans die under artillery fire for 3-4 hours trying to get ahold of the other bank while the cavalry encircles them"
>the enemy general gets killed by a stray bullet
>the second in command gets killed randomly aswell
>the impromptu third in command cannot maintain order, issues a retreat
>cavalry arrives too late, the enemy has already left the field
"An OUTSTANDING victory, lads!"

>>2776519
lake peipus

>"giev bucket"
>"no"
>2000 ded

>>2759297
>some Austrian dude gets all pissy and invades some baguette people
>forces from several western nations do some spy shit
>plan out amphibious beach assault to start taking back occupied baguette lands from Austria man
>almost goes to shit
>happens on the designated day
>known as "D-Day" to people today
Ha. Good fucking luck, his.

This one is very difficult.
>Don't prick your master, especially when all you do is fight each other for the word of the Lord, or he'll expose your Lord's vanity.

>Fight rebel scum for slightly weird but true king.
>Can't see shit snow in my fucking face.
>Keep shooting arrows untill we are out.
>We keep getting hit. Wtf how many arrows do they have?!
>Finally it stops and we advance.
>Our forces are superior and we push in their flank.
>Suddenly git hit by cavalry.
>All hell breaks loose. Everyone runs.
>Drown in tiny freezing river.

>try to make a giant amphibious assault that will turn the tide of the war
>with no real landing craft
>die

>Reverse Cannae

>>2766386
>Red coats
>Renaissance England
Why does /his/ not know /his/

>>2776669
That battle in the war of the roses

>>2762306
That engagement between the english and the qing dynasty?

>>2776969
Correct. Battle of Towton.

>>2772918
Charge of the light brigade during the Crimean war?

>>2776951
That one's an impressive level of ignorance isnt it

>>2761284
No idea but no one is guessing and I really want to know.

>>2759297
>when the Austrians just got lost on your favorite playground and you crush their huge army.

>>2762306
Agincourt

>>2777436
>when the Austrians just got lost on your favorite playground and you crush their huge army with a brilliant flanking maneuver.

>>2772918
Charge of the light brigade

>>2776645
Kek, the War(s?) of the Bucket, somewhere in Northern Italy.

>>2776889
Zama?

>>2759297
Crusaders outnumber peasants 5 to 1 but get ridiculously rekt by war wagons.

Three Battles for this one, American infantry engage small arms firefights with aggressive Russian communists, easily winning.

The K/D was so humiliating the losers tried to claim it was a massacre and their army was a refugee camp

>>2778468
Oh, another one

Banter between allies gets too heated, a city wide brawl ensues and one person is shot and killed. Blacks aren't allowed to serve with Whites after.

>>2774237
The Imagawa trying to take Kyoto but getting BTFO by the Oda.

>>2776519
The battle on the ice. Teutonic crusaders vs Novgorod.

>>2759297
A pre emptive and militarily irrelevant battle with the purpose to use the things obtained later on to win a war solely by pure terror.

>>2778244
Nope.

>>2776000
Tough one. Is it during WWII?

>>2776000
>>2779106
Narva 1700 (St. Petersburg)

Folks tend to forget that St. Petersburg used to be Swedish.

>Discover your enemy has divided his army
>Attack with superior numbers but still come away with a draw because you are a catious pussy

>>2779106
Nope
>>2779406
Yep! Back when the Swedes were the Lion of the North.