>Hah, I caught you with my net, Ares! Now I'll carry

>>2740798
Hephaestus basically humiliated the shit out of Ares in this fashion. He, the great warrior god, was captured and shown about by Hephaestus, a fucking cripple of all people. Honor meant a great deal to the ancient Greeks. I mean, you look in the Iliad and people are having one on one duels, shouting out each others names and slaying each other like absolute madmen.

>>2741527

It's a little more embarrassing for the guy whose wife is getting fucked by another guy, isn't it? Or are you saying the ancient greeks were literally cuck and proud?

>>2740798
LOL

Wat a cuck

>>2741527
The Olympians all laughed at Hephaestus for being cucked

>>2741997
You can always get a new wife, who cares. An upstanding moral person would not cuck another man's wife under any circumstances. It shows how poor Ares' character is.

Naturally, the ancient Greeks and Romans had a lot of jokes about infidelity, and I mean Zeus is constantly fucking anything that moves regardless.

>>2741997
>be cucked
>gonna get laughed at anyway
Might as well catch the fucker and embarrass him as well.

In the not so immortal words of Sir Charles Lyndon "I'd rather be known as a cuckold than a fool."

Yes, Hephaestus was a cuck but he at least took Chad down with him.

>>2742304
How? Nobody shames Ares for anything

>>2740798
>>2741997
>>2742017
>olympians have 4chan mentality

>>2740798
The gods were laughing at Hephaescuck too

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>>2740798
You didn't see the second part.