>Open Bible >Chapter 1 >A talking snake People

>>2715035
Why would you do that? Go onto the internet and tell obvious lies? The talking snake doesn't show up until chapter 3, dumbass.

it was more like a telepathic snake desu

>>2715035
You haven't even read it you fucking antelope. The serpent had legs that God struck off, forcing it to crawl on the ground. It wasn't a snake when it was talking.

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>>2715035

>>2715035

Yes, what about it?

>uh, I don't believe

Well, many others do believe in different religions for which have seen things they couldn't explain with science nor saw a moment when science would explain it, also they want a safe place to go after death.

>b-but I don't believe

And we don't care about you.

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>people still to this date fight over a talking snake

holy shit you really cant make this shit up

>>2715082

See

>>2715079

Erm, it's actually chapter 3. Also - no chapters in the original Hebrew.

>>2715091
You have those Selah breaks, which could be considered a kind of chapter system, albeit one that is very different than the one that pretty much everyone uses.

>>2715079
trying to read this gave me a headache

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>>2715090
>w-we dont care about you we only care about our talking snake

>open Darwinist book
>Chapter 1
>A dog turns into a whale
Those people LAUGH at what Christians say

>>2715100
Erm, the selah breaks are only in the book of Psalms. And no one knows what they really mean.

>>2715157
There are a few outside it, but yeah, they're predominantly Psalm stuff. And hence the word "could", as opposed to "are".

>>2715135

Except, back in the real world, that's not what it says in the first chapter of "On the Origin of Species".

>>2715117

I don't even believe that religion, I believe other things, but you're retarded if you think that being an idiot who happens to purposedfully ignore what many others have seen has a semblance of intellect to it.

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>>2715135
>dog
Shot yourself in the foot, m8.

>>2715206
>a dog with HOOVES