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>we re-enact the prolonged torture and death of the god we worship
>we eat his flesh and drink his blood
>you were born evil
>you must obey me or you will suffer eternal punishment
>if i strike you, you should turn the other cheek so that i may strike it also
>you should treat me as you would like me to treat you
>you should do good to those that do evil to you
>p.s. i love you
is there a more edgelord religion than christianity?
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>>2707687
satanism
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>>2707689
>tenet 5: beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. we should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
>we want action on climate change
how is that edgy in any way?
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>>2707687
>Global Rule #4: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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Islam
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>>2707691
because they are basically rational people but need to say they worship satan to feel cool.
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>>2707705
what's wrong with satan?
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>>2707709
Worshipping Satan is a lot like hoping the Mets will win the Series; you deserve whatever you get for rooting for the guaranteed losing team.
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>>2707716
>losing team
How can satan lose when yhvh is the demiurge and thus bound to defeat?
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>>2707716
so it's edgy to lend your support to things that you believe in when you think they won't succeed?
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>>2707730
He thinks yhvh is going to win.
Thing is, he isn't even top dog, and he has enemies above him, so yhvh is a guaranteed loser himself
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>>2707687
Christianity is too mainstream for edgelords.
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>>2707736
>he has enemies above him
Like what? What mythology is this?
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>>2708873
its just gnostic autism
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