>ywn be pounded by Caracalla >he will never insult you

File: chucked_off_the_tarpeian_rock.jpg (92KB, 718x490px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 718x490px

>>2691455
off the Tarpeian rock you go faggot

I know what I'm going to masturbate to tonight.

>>2691469
Ahhhhh...
Simpler times.

fun fact: Caracalla's decision to grant citizenship to provincial free men instead of requiring service in the legions led to the crisis of the 3rd century and the gradual decline of the Roman Empire

Lots of plebs in this thread.

File: creepy_caracella.png (862KB, 468x470px) Image search: [Google]

862KB, 468x470px

>>2691513
As someone who actually knows a lot about the period. Your post is wrong and you should kill yourself.

>>2691455
Is that Post Malone?

File: IMG_1218.jpg (134KB, 676x676px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 676x676px

>>2691455

>>2691884
>Caracalla smiling
>when you go to bed knowing you've killed a good number of people that day

>>2691455
>>2691884
Caracalla reminds me of my Guatemalan friend,

>ywn stab Caracalla in the dick while he takes a piss in the desert and play a part in the Crisis of the 3rd Century

feels bad

>>2691884
I would fuck the shit out of Caracella

>>2692276
>ywn murder Caracalla in 205 to rescue Fulvia Plautilla from his cruelty taking her as your now grateful wife and giving her a happy life

>>2691884
>happy Caracalla
>yfw you spent all day killing Parthians

File: FaceApp_1492799867692.jpg (328KB, 1041x1041px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 1041x1041px

Was Caracalla bad?

>>2693260
He was nigger of Roman emperor

>>2691455
bit gay

>>2693505
There is literally nothing straighter than getting fucked in the ass by a Roman Emperor.

>>2693250
>yfw Carcalla's men brought another plague into Roman lands with their failed expedition just like Trajan's fuck up before him

>>2693260
I'd consider him worse than Nero and Caligula. They had excuses. He was just an asshole.

>>2693624
Getting facialed by him is more hetero.

>>2693383
That was Elagabalus. Caracalla was just a giant douchebag

>>2694535
Septimius Severus was native African (father) and Italian (mother). Caracalla's mother was Syrian. He was not huwite by any means.

>>2694811
I was talking about his behaviors, not his ancestry

>>2692296
no homo though

>>2692296
You don't fuck Caracalla, Caracalla fucks you.

>>2691455
>tfw i look almost identically like him
dubs i show pic

>>2693624
yeah, straight woman homo

romans considered the catcher degnenerate

File: IMG_0243.jpg (36KB, 400x462px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 400x462px

>>2691513
Nice meme

>>2691884
Might be off topic, but does anyone have the version with Napoleon?

>>2691884
Femme Caracalla looks like a swarthier Stephanie McMahon.

>>2691884
>fem Caracalla would be terrona trash
D R O P P E D

>>2694382
t. Geta