Why is it that the population of the United States of America

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protestant SHITS

But they do? What are you talking about?

Proteniggery.

>>2674632
We do, don't know what you're on about.

The celebrate the commercialized idea of Easter.

But there are also the cucks who go to church when they find it "necessary". Just yesterday on may to the pet store I saw the loca's church parking lot packed and just laughed as I got home and offered my Lilith a thawed mouse for Easter.

>>2674688
be careful with all that edge

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Not only do Americans not celebrate Easter, it seems that it is actually illegal for them to do so. Indeed, celebrating Easter is a felony in 26 states and a misdemeanor in another 8. The reasons for such, however, remain a mystery. Will we ever receive an answer?

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>Easter (celebration of Christ's sacrifice and rise from the death) is reduced to a retarded holiday centered around a magical rabbit who hides eggs around the house, and named after an Anglo-Saxon pagan goddess on top of it

>Christmas (Christ's birth) is reduced to a holiday worshipping a bearded fat fuck riding a Coca Cola truck and stuffing iphones in people's socks