Favorite quotes thread "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

"Where are my slippers?"
-Augustus

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AHHHHHHH SAVE ME JESUS HE'S GOT A KILIJ

"BLWAAAAARGHWHWUWHWUWHAAH"
-Charles II

"just cuck my shit up"
- louis xvi

>As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
t. Pius XII

Deliberately missing the point of the thread, but
>"I tell you, Wellington is a bad general, that the English are bad soldiers, and that this will be a picnic."

Napoleon before the battle of Waterloo

>>2673612
Kek

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"Wait, who are we fighting again?"

>No car roof today boys, this is my kind of weather!
-Franz Ferdinand

>Hey guys, today was a nice die, these Serbians love me! Lets take the scenic route!

>"I won't take my insulin today. What could possibly go wrong?"
>Francois Duvalier

"WE" – Mansa Musa

>What are you gonna do, stab me?
-Flavius Aetius

>>2673640
>No car roof today boys, this is my kind of weather!
-John F. Kennedy

"Black don't crack"
-Benjamin Franklin

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>I can't wait to go to war against the Russians with my favorite army.

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>One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is an offensive lead by me

-Georgy "My high score beat Joseph's holodmor" Zhukov

>>2674216
-Georgy "I hate Germans but I hate Russians more" Zhukov

"Rush B, Cyka Blyat!" Joe Stalin

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"Just be yourself, bro"

>>2674216
-Georgy "I will unite the Russian people under one grave" Zhukov

>>2673563
t. jew

Socrates:
>but why?

"You worry too much"
-Jules de Polignac, Day 2 of the 3 Glorious days

>kys dumb cuck
-Diogenes debating Plato

>>2673612
it don't say anything about prussians

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>>2674647
>BEHOLD, A MAN
- Diogenes debating Plato

Once you go black you never go back - Thomas Jefferson

Also

I just I can't even - Karl Marx

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"Don't worry about those Roman folks."
-Jesus of Nazareth

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>"Some of you guys are all right, Don't go to Cannae tomorrow"

"FUCKING NORSEMEN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE"
- Brian Boru

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>>2673612
Nothing wrong here, had it been the prussians in the other hand ..

"Snitches get stitches"
- Martin Luther King Jr

>What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

Mahatma Ghandi

>What a beautiful day to fight a battle just look at that sky
King Harald

"It's shite being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. We've been colonized by wankers. We're ruled by effete arseholes."

- William Wallace

>>2673633
TAVCE GRAVCE

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>>2673482
"Halberds lmao, who needs that? I got knights n shit"
- Charles "the Bold" of Burgundy

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for black children." - Malcolm X

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''Walk out the door, you see someone that you know, they ask you how you the Republic is doing and you just have to say that it's fine when it's not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.''

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"phdfghgphhgphsdghph" - Charles II of Spain

>>2674953
Literally spat all over my screen, as charles was wont to do.

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>>2674953

"MUH EGGS, DONT DEAR TOUCHING THEM MUDAFACKA"
Tzar Nicolas II

>>2674905
quality post

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>>2674216
Hey, bro

"Sure, the Southern states can keep slavery in the new republic, what could go wrong?" - Founding Fathers

"I guess this change in immigration law won't hurt us."

- Republicans discussing Hart-Celler in 1965

>>2673532
Third post best post

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>>2675315

>>2675109
Did you upload that from a potato

>>2674820
Kim Jong ILL

>>2674216
Kek'd hard

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>Fucking college kids these days

It's not bird migration season. We won't have any problems taking off.
-- C. Sullenberger

"Lets unite all of the German states into one unified nation state but exclude Austria for some reason."

t. Otto Von Bismarck

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"I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies"

Charles XII of Sweden

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(Ugh) Ha-ha-ha, I'm serious, nigga
One of y'all niggas got some bad motherfuckin' breath
(Oh, man) Aye, baby, aye, baby, (shit) aye, baby
Get some bubblegum in this motherfucker or somethin'
Aye, nigga, get somethin' to eat, dog
Aye, nigga, steady long, steady wrong, nigga

- Marcus Aurelius

>She looks hot
-Oedipus

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>>2674578

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>Bonjour
King Richard I of England.

"Don't worry, stingrays can't swim backwards"
-Steve Irwin

>>2674953
>not "But are they allowed to do that?"

Missed opportunity.

"Every now and then I hear something so ignorant that I feel compelled to respond. This is one of those times."
-Caesar

What? You think I'm afraid of crossing this bitch river?
-Frederick Barbarossa

>>2674830
"That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it!"

- Emperor Franz Joseph, on the death of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, and the prospect of invading Serbia

>>2678116
"Ever since we mutinied against you, Jack Sparrow, we have had to deal with The Curse of The Black Pearl."
- Captain Barbarossa

>>2674112
Dallas really did loved him. Kek

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"Allahu Akbar!"

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No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.

>>2674812
Alternatively:
"FUCKING NORMANS, GET OUT! REEEEEEE!!!"
-Harold Godwinson