>Anon, I've been thinking... Maybe it is better to be

this board was a mistake

>>2671198
It's not nearly as safe. Go look up Savanarola.

>>2671198
He had a good justification. One controls fear but one cannot control love as it operates on too many variables.

Therefore it stands to reason the wise prince chooses that which he can control.

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Reminder that Machiavelli was T H I C C

>>2671244
The face doesn't match the thiccness

>>2671230
The two aren't mutually exclusive though. While Machievelli says if you have to choose between them then it's better to be feared but also that a prince should try to foster love all the same to help pad out their authority.

>>2671244
It's just the clothes you faggot

>>2671294
I didnt say they were you cunt. Why doesn't OP just read the fucking book?

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>better to be feared than loved? Oh anon, don't be so grumpy! I'm sure that when you put trust in people, they always repay you! That's what Jesus tells us!

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>>2671198
>He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.
>Well...maybe you can conquer me.....

>>2671198
Why does he look the same?

>>2671380
Why is she so perfect?

>>2671395

It's probably the French accent

>>2671300
his gorilla hands disagree

>>2671401
That and what she did to Europe.

>>2671380
WTF I wanna fuck Napoleon now.

>>2671380
Does anyone still have an archive of the thread where this was posted?

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>>2671380

>>2671198
>>2671380

>tfw Nichole Macchiavelli will never be your waifu
>tfw Napoleona Bonaparte will never be your waifu

>>2671198
>tfw you will never bring fem Machiavelli out of her shell and teach her to love again
It's ok Nicchi... I won't hurt you like they did....

>>2671380
Implying you'd conquer her.

Implying she wouldn't just conquer and claim you with her enormous... artillery.

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>>2671380

>>2671222
fpbp

trips of truth

>>2671444
>>2648198

>>2671222
>community of shitposters and weeaboos
>allowing them to discuss history and philosophy
It really was

>>2671334
I was just adding to the thread mate. Don't get insecure just because someone else can expand upon your answer.

>>2671976
>Implying she wouldn't retreat to her tent with you in it and dismiss her aides
>Implying she wouldn't be covered in the sweat, grime, smoke and dirt of a successful battle
>Implying she wouldn't, in contrast to her leadership style, let herself melt into your grasp and be led by you
>Implying she wouldn't wrap her legs around your midsection, her riding breeches not even off yet and her hips gyrating slightly, so desperate and frustrated is she that she can't even wait until they're off first
>Implying your lovemaking wouldn't be fast and passionate at first before evolving into a more gentle lovemaking as her immediate carnal urges are satisfied before melting into a desire to be held, to be loved
>Implying the two of you wouldn't lie exhausted from your lovemaking hours later, her circling her fingers on your chest as her more fun yet autistic side comes out and she awkwardly tries relay to you a crude pun she heard one of her soldiers say before messing up the punchline
>Implying she wouldn't fall asleep at your side, your presence and warmth making her feel safer than any guard or musket
>Implying she wouldn't be blissfully unaware that in a few months time riding a horse would inexplicably become very hard

Literally, unironically why live?

>>2673357
Fuck you I'll get as insecure as I want

>>2673441
*rapes you*

What now big boi?

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>>2673416
please take it easy, my heart can only sustain so much

>>2673450
You need to work on your tone, I'm getting mixed messages here.

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>>2673416
Don't make me feel this anon

>>2673416
>/his/ is turning into gender-bending erotic fanfic forum
I fear we are delivering ourselves to a dark place

>>2673441
You fucking asshole, don't put yourself down like that

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>>2673416
Let's be honest here, female Napoleon would probably have the sexual skills of an 80 year old virgin nun who hasn't seen a man in 50 years.

>>2673508
I'm perfectly okay with this. Better then no gender-bending erotica

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>>2671380

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>>2673508
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

>>2673681
What happens if you bust a nut into the abyss? Does it swallow it like a good slut?

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>>2673686
L-lewd.

>>2673690
Or does the abyss get pregnant? Mmm, milf abyss.

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>>2673698

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>>2671343
>It's better to be feared than to be loved? Nah, fuck that shit bruv, it's better to fucking PARTY.

>>2673698
I think that's how Homunculi are made.

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>Anon, I just got back from my hormone treatment... I hope the end justifies the means...

>>2673576
Explain

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>What the hell, Luigi, you can see what fortune can do to men. You had just finished fucking your woman when you want another one. I've been in Modena for several days when I came across an old woman who washes my shirts. She asked me to come into her hovel because she wished to show me some fine shirts. Innocent prick that I am I went in. There was a woman over in the corner. "This is the shirt that I wanted to sell you," the hag said. I was terrified. But I fucked her. I found her thighs flabby and her cunt damp. Her breath stank. But I was horny. When I was finished I took a torch and looked at her. I nearly dropped dead. The woman was ugly. She had a tuft of hair on her head but her head was bald. Her forehead was scarred. One eye looked up, the other down. Her eyes were filled with mucus, and she had no eyebrows. Her nose was twisted into a funny shape. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de' Medici's but was bent to one side. She was toothless and saliva drooled out of her mouth. Her upper lip had a moustache. I looked at her stupefied. "What's the matter sir?" she asked me. As soon as she opened her mouth, such a stench came out that my eyes and my nose were assaulted and my stomach indignant. They could not bear it, and I vomited all over her.

>>2671402
His hands and arms were broken while the Medici tortured him

>>2673986
Jesus Christ that's fucking hilarious!

Does Machiavelli have any more short excerpts or adventures that are as ridiculous as the one you posted?

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>You don't think I'm a crook, do you Anon?

>>2674138
Huh, not too bad. We need more r63 presidents like this.

>>2671244
>it is better to feign thicc, than to be skinny
t.picollo

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>>2674145
>our nation must come together to unite.

>>2674192
CUTE!

>>2674192
WTF?! I LOVE Bush now!

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>>2673416

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>>2671198

The original sauce for that quote is from Caligula, Machiavelli is just a hack who wrote for the Medici.

>>2673416
STOOOOOOP

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>smiling Joan of Arc
>Anne Frank

>>2671380
I would march into Russia in the winter for Napolienne

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>>2673416
>you won't experience this

>>2673976
Napolean was apperently really shitty in bed. He was also shit at relationships, but that one is obvious.

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>>2673416
God damn mate, now I'm feeling feels that I haven't felt for years.

>>2671198
>>2671343
>>2671380
>>2673815
How do you think they would feel if they knew about this?

>>2674897
He was an autist, what do you expect. He certainly had a romantic side, at least in his youth, given how many letters he wrote to Josephine during the Italian campagn.

>>2675598
he had some very strange fetishes, and used to write to Josephine several days before coming home, asking her to not bathe. his lovemaking was probably something along the lines of >>2673986 but with a happy ending