Going to the Crucifixion service tonight, guys (liturgically

>>2655913
I'll pray to Satan for you.

>>2655913
Convert to Protestantism

>>2655913
>>>/soc/

>>2655925
Why would you decide to be retarded?

>>2655913
>Zoroastrian shills have no hymns or chants to match either of these in power and beauty

Ashem Vohu deez nuts

>>2655950
>the bible is retarded
Why do you hate God?

>>2656005
The Bible isn't the problem, the rest of your assorted bullshit is.

>>2656005
>gets rid of the best books of the OT
Unforgivable desu

>>2655913

Cultural Catholic here. Hola hermano.

>>2655925
Hm, convert to a sect propagated by a handful of worldly theologians--who constantly cotradicted each other--1,500 years after Christ. Or...or follow the perspective of a consensus and agreement of countless theologians who lived holy lives, and have a consistent witness and tradition stretching back from the direct disciples of those who penned the NT, to today.

Tough choice.

>>2655925
>>2656005
Out of everybody that doesn't belong on 4chan, Protestants don't belong the most. GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2656028
Yuck

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>>2655913
Yeah.

Getting Baptised and Chrismated this saturday too. I'm really excited. Gf will be there and everything

>>2655925
>convert to being a retard
No thanks

>>2656097
Christ is in our midst!

>be protestant
>contradict the early Christians
Why?

>>2656302
Early Christians contradict Christ.

>>2656342
>Anything before murican christianism contradicts chirst
Jesus