ITT: Countries that you wouldn't believe fought each other

Israel vs Cuba

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Attrition

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>>2646634
Montenegro and Japan
https://clasicalfencing.wordpress.com/2015/08/30/extraordinary-duel-in-manchuria/
THE SAMURAI FEAR THE SERB

>>2646634
The collapse of the Russian Empire was a weird time, but one of my favourite oddities was the Brits arming the remnants of the Finnish Red Guard in East Karelia in order to fight the incursions of Finnish pan-nationalists from adding East Karelia to Finland, with the thought of protecting it for the Russian Whites.

Ethiopia vs Korea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kagnew_Battalion

>>2646807
>>2646634
yeah Fidel sent people all over to support 'anti-imperialist' causes.

>>2646807
Japan vs Israel and most of the dead were Puerto Ricans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lod_Airport_massacre

>>2647211
Our stupid fucking prime minister thought the americans were being imperialistic and mean so he sent over some medical supplies. Thankfully he would end up getting shot.

>>2647246
Is there a mechanism by which we can expel sweden from western civilization? it's long past time

>>2647225

>US and Libya on the same side
>US against its major ally in the region
>Libya against a socialist Arab government

???

>>2647246
Nope they weren't imperialistic, they were cleaning up after France once again fucked their imperialistic desires.

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Anglo-Russian Invasion of the Dutch Republic, which got defeated by France

>>2646634
Nazi Germany vs Imperial Japan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-German_Cooperation_1926-1941

albania btfo britain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corfu_Channel_incident

>>2647261
The Saudis dont wanted a united Yemen (thats why all the other countries on the arabian peninsular where against it as well).

Libya had supported North Yemen in their own previous civil war (where the panarab nasserist movement sort of "won") and the northern/then united Yemen was anti-US and anti-saudi up until the 2000s, so its understandable that Libya and Sudan supported them.

No idea for the US position, but the civil war in the pic was directly after Yemen had reunited and absorbed the communist south, so the US probably was okay with that and generally just wanted that everyone chills out and calms down

>>2647361
Jordan isnt on the peninsular and generally just mimics US policy.

Qatar saw the UAE and Saudis pick one side and instinctively picked the other, despite also being against a united yemen

>>2646634
Austrians vs austrians

>>2646634
Germany and France

>>2647246
>thought the americans were being imperialistic and mean
We were.

>>2647261
>US and Libya on the same side
>US against its major ally in the region
DRY was commie. It should be self-explanatory.

>>2647215
Drop those quotes and look at history with an impartial eye

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>>2647211
what a fucking badass

>>2647215
Funny how no one remembered how he supported an Ethiopian dictator who was responsible for the deaths of millions when he died. That's the kind of stuff no one would shut up about if it concerned a Western leader.

>>2646936
Also from the Korean War, Colombia vs China

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Old_Baldy

>>2648501
*gets shot*

Yeah, what a badass

A classic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Talas

>>2648125
>France fucks up Portugal-tier
>US has to bail them out, but can't lay a finger on half of the country
Waaah, the US was ebul!

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A fucking teocratic Maya state ruled by a talking cross.

Poland vs. Denmark

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livonian_War

Someone post that battle that took place after the end of WW2 that had a US tank crew, French civilians, a German Heer squad, and the Austrian resistance fight a group of SS fanatics in an old medieval castle

>>2646936
>Another distinction was that they never left their dead behind, and it was noticed that there never seemed to be dead bodies of Kagnew soldiers on the battlefield. This earned them the respect of their American colleagues, while fostering the belief among their opponents, who had often never even seen black people before, that they were superhuman.

>>2649547
is this it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter

>>2649547
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter

>>2649710
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2649722

>>2649725
ha get fukt nerd

>>2647211
>>2647246
kek Sweden already being cucked beyond retardation during the 1960's

>>2648090
That's common anon