If this country isn't Macedonia. What should it be

>>2633916
Nothing, because it shouldn't exist.

>>2633916
>Macedonia, Romania

So Balkan countries are WEWUZ?

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>>2633916
Balkan countires are all literal niggers. but Alb*nia is the most disappointing of them all. We gave them the gift of Islam and gave them privileged positions..yet what do they do? become absolute larper fags and filthy gommunist fedoras. Shqiptards need to be eliminated immediately...

>>2633955
>We gave them the gift of Islam and gave them privileged positions.

Basically welfare monkeys.

Every nation under muslims stagnates.

Southernmostslavia.

>>2633916
Bulgaria.

>>2633916
We're not supposed to call it Macedonia so we don't offend Greece, right? We should call it something noncontroversial like "Country That Is Much Better Than Greece, which Sucks"

>>2634093

There's already a country called Bulgaria.

Either Bulgaria or Serbia.

This isn't the days of fucking Alexander the Great. Thrace and Iberia no longer exist, and neither should fucking Macedonia.

Slavic Macedonia
Northern Macedonia

>>2633916
Just Macedonia, it belongs to the geographic region of Macedonia, though Greece holds the largest part, that part is a part of Greece while Macedonia is 100% within the region Macedonia.

>>2633916
A mistake.

>>2633916
Larpedonia

>>2634028
Yugomostslavia

>>2633916
GrecoSlajiva

>>2633916
Nothing. It shouldn't exist. It should either be a part of Bulgaria or Serbia.

>>2634168
Kek

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soon

>>2633955
Thanks Mehmet. You people are truly a beacon of civilization

The toughest redpills to swallow.

Albanians are Illyrians.
Bulgarians are Bulgars.
Hungarians are Huns, Sumerians, and Scythians.
Turks are Anatolians.
Macedonians are Macedonians.

>>2634275
>Albanians are Illyrians.

Lol. That's literally impossible.

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>>2634275
>ywn know the bliss of the WEpill
why even live

>>2634275
>Sumerians

I know you meant Sarmatians but that's not accurate. You also missed Avars

>>2634298
>tfw black people were kangz but I was only an embryo
it's not fair, how did their mothers even carry them to term if they were kangz an shit

>>2634312

No trust me. He meant Sumerians. Hungarians are actually "we wuz kangs" when it comes to Sumerians.

>>2633916
from my understanding the overwhelming majority of the everyday population isn't wewuzzing or claiming to be the direct descendants of Ancient Macedonia, the people/language/culture is slavic and even those who live in the country admit that, but the country's name identifies more with the geographic region of Macedonia.

if it's the region of Macedonia, there really shouldn't be much controversy to the name as it corresponds to the location.

The only other name I can see befitting the region is Vardar, which isn't unheard of for a state/country to get it's name from a river (ex: India from the Indus River)

it's no Macedon that's for sure

>>2634282
It is, they are inbred as fuck and have a giant victim complex, just like any other inferior society that got btfo

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>>2634346
No man, they definitely are not.

1. Illyrians are extinct by 200AD
2. Illyrians were I2, Albanians have no I2.
3. Illyrians were located in the Dinaric alps, Albanians are not.
4. Illyrians spoke a Centum lang, Albs Satem.
5. Illyrians were a maritime nation, Albs have no maritime vocab or traditions.
6. No Albanians ever traditionally considered themselves illyrians.
7. No record that Illyrians were christianized.

>>2634339
The problem is the region and the inhabitants have been called Macedonia and Macedonian for centuries, granted not as a national identifier. Nobody objected to SR Macedonia during yugo times but when we dropped the Socialist part shit hit the fan. The problem is some homo Greeks can't tell me what to call myself, its unprecedented, just because Greece has the more authentic larping set doesn't mean they aren't larping either

>>2634358
I was memeing, the ancient Greeks, Macedonians, thracians and illyrians all disappeared into a sea of Romans, with only the Greek language surviving due tonits importance and widespread use, Balkan countries can only go back as far as medieval times for their ethnogenesis, but nationalist and romantic fervor saw everyone claiming ancestors as far back as they could to give legitimacy to territorial expansion. Greeks are the descendants of the byzantine empire IMO and thats much better than homo Greeks and its sad they overlook that to roleplay as hoplites IMO. Some Greeks called themselves romei well into the 20th century.

>>2634339
>from my understanding the overwhelming majority of the everyday population isn't wewuzzing

Look at the downtown of their capital. It's like disneyland dedicated to Alexander the Great. Also their airport is named Alexander the Great and they have songs about being from Alexander the Great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEvEIO_6oCE

They and the Albanians are the biggest wewuzzers in the Balkans.

>>2634390
That's all retarded I live here, I'm passing by the statue as we speak and most statues are dedicated to IMRO fighters. Most people hate the statues, only rednecks and old people like it because they have no taste and think well get tourists. None of our traditional folk songs are related to Alex, only diaspora faggots do that, this whole wewuz thing is because our Aegean prime minister is a known Grekophile who destroyed this country, he is intentionally pissing off Greece to.block us from NATO and the EU, so he can run this country like his fief. His grandfather Nikos gruyos fought for the Greek army in ww2

>>2634358

>Illyrians were I2

You don't actually know that.

>>2634479

The Cardium Pottery and Starcevo Cultures which predate Illyria are mainly I2a. No E1b1b which is associated with Albanians.
http://www.eupedia.com/genetics/starcevo_culture.shtml

>>2634427
>I'm passing by the statue as we speak and most statues are dedicated to IMRO fighters.

Which is a Bulgarian organization. Still wewuzzing

>>2634508
OK now that's too far

>you cant be Macedonian you are bulgarian
>you cant wewuz as bulgarians

>>2634537

Well goddamn it, you claim you aren't bulgarians and don't speak bulgarian so you can't claim bulgarian figures now.

All you're allowed is Tose Proeski.

>>2633916
Skopje. Or it should join Bulgaria.

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>>2633916
>completely surrounded on all sides
>no access to the seas
>no actual relation to the cool Macedonia
>literal we wuz the country

embarrassing the whole country should an hero immediately

>>2634548
What about Nikola Tesslaski, proud Macedonian inventor?

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>>2633916
my friends

considering I am a master of strategy and an enlightened military history fan, I believe that we should first understand how alexander would have done it. Alexander The Great aka King of Persia, Conquerer of India, the greatest most beautiful human of all time, would have taken the initiative and hammer and anviled anyone that disliked his country like I hammer and anvil aka delete and block anyone that says something that isn't pure praise on my youtube videos. Macedonia should reclaim the glory of the past.

This is Prince of Macedon signing off

>>2634572
Oh who can forget him.

And Mother Teresaski

>>2633916
monkeydonia

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>>2633955

>>2634275
>Turks are Anatolians
lul a corruption of LOL
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Laugh
Out
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>>2633916
WE

>>2633916
Πηγαινε πισω στο /int ρε Καραγkιόζη...

south squatistan

>>2634126
iberia exists, its spain and portugal and britain sweety

>>2634275
>Albanians are Illyrians.
>Bulgarians are Thracians.
>Hungarians are Magyars, Huns, Alans and Celts.
>Turks are Phrygians, Anatolians, Greeks, Armenians.
>Macedonians are Thracians.

>>2633916
>Paeonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_(kingdom)

>>2634949
>Albanians are Thracians
>Bulgarians are Serbified Tatars
>Hungarians are Huns
>Turks are Greeks, Serbs and Armenians
>Macedonians are Serbified Tatars

>>2634275
>Albanians are Turks.
>Bulgarians are Turks.
>Hungarians are Turks.
>Turks are Greeco-Mongol-Arabs.
>Macedonians are Turks.

FYROM

>>2634988
Romanians are Ostrogoths.

>>2635005
Dacians and Goths

>>2633955
>Albania's national hero is a man who spent the later half of his life fighting to protect Albania from Islamic invaders
rly maeks u think

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>>2635005
>>2635015

WHEN WILL THE BALKAN WEWUZZING ENDDD

>>2633916
Miscellaneous

>>2634220
Vardaria actually sounds pretty neat.

>>2633933
pic related is in skopje. they claim to be descendants of alexande rthe great lmao

>>2634913
And Andorra, you fucking cunt

>>2635015
>>2635005
I can't even tell if it's a meme or just literal retardation.

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>>2635120
forgot pic

Upper Dyrrachion

>>2635153
The Landlocked Republic of Epirus

what a rhetoric question... of course it would be called south serbia

>>2635312
What do you call it when it eventually starts dismantling itself?

>east South Serbia
>North South Serbia
>Kind of Greek South Serbia
>Bulgarian Eastern North South Serbia
>The Kosovarian Republic of Southern South Serbia

>>2635121
Romania is the "homeland" of the Dacian/Getae tribes. Also the Goths settled there for a time.

>>2635356
So did the Huns and neither left much of a mark.

>>2633933
So non-Balkan countries are NEVERWUZ?

>>2635359

>neither left a mark

The haplogroups for most of these ancient peoples is all guesswork.

>>2635025
Never.
But at least WEWUZ
YOUWUZNT so fuck off

>>2635410
Sure, but it's very improbable since the proto-Romanian population has migrated towards higher ground, while most Gothic and Hun remains have been found outside the Carpathian Arc. There was likely some mixing but genetics are not the only thing that defines a nation, since you'll find there's not a lot tying you to the people that lived 1000 years ago where you live now. I'm talking about lasting things, like cultural marks or linguistics, neither of which were influenced by a rampaging horde that comes and goes. To influence someone enough you have to settle and the Magyars were the only nomads that did that in the area.

>>2633916
"West Bulgaria" would probably make the most sense.

The Balkans were a mistake.

>>2635005
>>2635421
It's funny how far a single shitpost can take us.

"Skjopia" makes sense

>>2633916
It shouldn't exist.
It should be a part of Bulgaria.

>>2634707
what was there originally? canada?

>>2636070
This.
The country is just one big fraud stealing the glory of greek Macedonia

>>2633955
Atleast they are better than turks...

>>2636109
Albanians? Literally no

>>2634275
>Hungarians
>Scythians

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>>2636109
Turks had several empires and conquered vast territories.
Albanians did jack shit

>>2636532
Doesnt matter
Turks are the scum of the earth albanians arent

>>2634913
>and britain
I know that Algarve is pretty much a British colony these days but it's still oficially Portuguese last time I checked.

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>>2636590
success breeds jealousy, cuck

run along now, this board isn't for conquered subjects

No need to rename it.In 50 years it's going to be 80% albanian

>>2634358

Illyrians weren't just coastal people you faggot. Dardanians were Illyrians and were landlocked. There's no proof that I2 is Illyrian. Nobody knows if Illyrians were Balkan natives or migrants from the north that enslaved natives. Albanians are Balkan peoples so the glove fits if Illyrians were just Balkan people.

>>2633955
>He doesn't like bunkers

>>2633916
South Serbia

>>2636532

Anybody have that gif of an Albanian sucking a cat's paw while masturbating?

>>2633916
derpiflerbstan

>>2633916
Fyrom, obviously. Not even the acronym, just Fyrom

>>2636296
Pure hungarians are decedents of siberian peoples

>>2634360
I feel kind of bad for you Macedonians, literally nobody really cares except for the butthurt Greeks with their autistic screeching. They should really focus on paying their debts instead of getting upset over what another country calls itself, which is really none of their business.

>>2633916
Fyromia

If west Bulgarians want to larp as northern Greeks they should allow Greece to annex them.

And give their women to be bred by Hellenic seed.

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>>2634275
>Bulgarians are Bulgars.
>implying that's wrong

>>2636077
the original is albania, canada/leaf/etc. is the edit

>>2644709
Bulgars are a Turkic Tribe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkars

>>2634714
That's one actually correct.

>>2633916
Albalgaria.

I have a """"Macedonian"""" colleague at work, and even he says he can understand Bulgarian like 90%.

>macedonia
>makedonia
>ppl are still butthurt and cant figure out the difference

Macedonia and Vandaria. It works for Bosnia and Herzegovina.

>>2634387
How do you feel about the Maniot claims of wewuz spartans since theyve allegedly repulsed all foreign invasions and when rome took laconia/peloponnese there was an influx of spartan refugees to the mari peninsula? Not dickwaving muh mariot just recently learned of them and been reading up on them

We call them Σkόπια/Skopia

>>2644907
Whatever they are genetically (at best we can tell they've been relatively insular for a while but that's all), Maniots don't have a specific connection to ancient Laconia. The only population who does are the Tsakonians who speak the, basically moribund these days, descendant of a non-mainstream Laconian Doricized Koine variety.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsakonian_language

>>2633916
Why should people care that Greece doesn't like that people call it Macedonia?