Is it wrong to get a boner while looking at classical art? That happens pretty often to me.
>>2632175
Is it wrong to get a boner when reading about Lot and his daughters in Genesis?
I think it's probably ok, God wouldn't put that shit in the Bible if he didn't want us to fap to it
>>2632175
I will literally never have someone that attractive sleep with me
>>2632179
Is it wrong to get a boner when reading about Jephthah sacrificing his daughter? I imagine that she looked like a sand nigger version of Ann Frank
>>2632182
Just print out a picture and put it on your pillow
>>2632175
They're supposed to be pornographic dummy
>>2632175
No, it's part of the fun. It's not like the painters didn't realize that people would get aroused by the naked people they painted. Well, maybe some of the more religious ones didn't, but the others did.
>>2632175
Well it would be weird when it would happen to you in an art gallery / art museum
>>2632206
No, they are supposed to show the beauty of the female body, not turn you on like an animal.
>not knowing the Will through disinterested aesthetic perception
Lol I bet you like Flemish still life you sick fuck.
>>2632313
MODSSSS
>>2632179
30 Now Lot went up out of Zoar and settled in the hills with his two daughters, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar; so he lived in a cave with his two daughters. 31 And the firstborn said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come in to us after the manner of all the world. 32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, so that we may preserve offspring through our father.” 33 So they made their father drink wine that night; and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; he did not know when she lay down or when she rose. 34 On the next day, the firstborn said to the younger, “Look, I lay last night with my father; let us make him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him, so that we may preserve offspring through our father.” 35 So they made their father drink wine that night also; and the younger rose, and lay with him; and he did not know when she lay down or when she rose. 36 Thus both the daughters of Lot became pregnant by their father.
>>2632175
I only masturbate to classical paintings now
way better than porn and doesn't kill your dick
>>2632175
nah man They're pretty damn detailed. you probably masturbate to anime, so why not?
>>2632363
T H I C C
>>2632455
>>2632420
He couldn't satisfy both in one night? such weak blood.
>tfw all of these artists draw the girls barefoot
Were they all foot guys?
>>2632175
It's never wrong to get a boner OP. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>2632465
yes
>>2632308
what's the difference?
>>2632465
No, they're artists. They are drawing nudes and trying to master anatomy.
>>2632486
y-y-yeah, that's why I draw feet too...
Can't be an aesthete without being a bit degenerate and decadent.
brb getting banned.
>>2632175
>Is it wrong to get a boner while looking at classical art?
Not if you're a healthy heterosexual male. Why would it be wrong? Realistic depiction of beautiful naked women are supposed to give you boners, silly.
Just because it's art and not porn, doesn't make it any less alluring. Would you think it's wrong to get a boner out of a girl who's not dressed to impress?
>>2632465
it is not necessarilly so. i am artist and i just enjoy drawing every part of female figure and i also admire every part of it. the complexity of drawing hands/feet and their harmonious structure gives me artboner. also i would also be pridefull and would like to show them off in my paintings of i had mastered to do them so good.
>>2632525
What if I'm aroused by the statue of David?
>>2632617
Then you're either female or gay, but still normal.
Personally I always thought it a very meh male physique, but then what do I know what fags actually want, I'm straight.
I think it makes perfect sense OP.
BRAAAAP
>>2632198
O lawd
>>2632638
No, it's not gay. A man can sexually please another man without being gay, okay? You understand that, right? The Greeks did it, it's not gay.
>>2632313
Thats hella
>>2632680
I want to say "whatever makes you feel better", but really, you should just be honest with yourself anon. It's healthier long term.
>>2632671
Thicc
>>2632308
Well, being turned on is certainly a sign of appreciating the woman body, although it is not always the most decent way
>>2632671
Thats a dickgirl isnt it?
>>2632671
roman traps are not gay
>>2632666
Who is this by?
>>2632712
No idea tbqh. I found it here some months ago.
>>2632465
Really make you think
>>2632712
>Diana and hunting dog
It has to be like a top five most frequent subject all time for sculptors.
>>2632695
NO
Men who have sex with men aren't necessarily gay, so fuck off dude, you're just insecure.
>>2632781
Now what did Bougereau mean by this
When I was a kid, my weirdest phase in my early jerking off career was looking up art on eBay and masturbating to the listing images
Actual porn was too risky at the time I guess. Or maybe I was just still relatively innocent
Is it wrong that I'm not even though I'm ugly?
>>2632810
Is weird as that is, i can see the logic.
>>2632800
That we should post more bourgerau.
>>2632800
Hmmmmmm
>>2632800
dunno lol
what did he mean by this?
>>2632175
>>2632875
>tfw no peasant gf
>>2632850
Man appears innocent before women and they are fascinated by his penis, but he has a mischievous look on his face.
>>2632875
Sort of looks like Darlene from Roseanne.
>>2632963
>ywn buy her off her parents for 50 euros and take her home for unspeakable acts
>>2632793
As a man who has sex with men, I'm going to have to correct you there. It makes you gay. Now, am I an effete little faggot who wears rainbow everything and can't hold my fucking wrists straight? No. But do I like fucking men and getting fucked by men? Goddamned right I do.
I hate faggots by the way. I really do. Taking it up the ass shouldn't turn you into a female parody.
>>2633019
>>2632666
>mark of the beast on a post suggesting it's natural to be aroused by the beautiful pure goddess of virginity
it's a sign anon, abandon your profligate nature and take a vow of celibacy
>>2633022
>>2633017
This
I got my dick sucked, I didn't join some faggy political movement culminating in me and my little cocksucker going around society bullying everyone to accept us.
Faggots ruined homosexuality
>>2632750
Well, what other sexy tomboy motifs are there in Classical mythology?
>>2633025
>>2633019
god I wish I were pygmalion
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>>2633026
Faggots and AIDS ruined being gay. Can you imagine what San Francisco was like in the 1950s? The place was fucking overrun with sailors from all over the world. There weren't any mincing little shits in spandex and Elton John sunglasses. Just big, burly bastards in denim fresh off the boat.
Now, you mention that you're gay and people expect you to know interior design.
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>>2633082
done for now, sick of captcha
>>2633079
It was the drugs and sex clubs that spread aids so fast. Now I don't mind sissy twinks in bed but like most women they are a nightmare at anything else
Self-absorbed, emotion driven and shallow minded. Not worth a dam in conversation. But for ultimate worship nothing beats a laotian t-boy
>>2633107
Lel I remember milo saying he doesn't hire faggots because they are terrible employees
>>2633107
If I want a woman, I fuck a woman.
That's what's great about men. Men fuck because they want to fuck. Women duvk because they want everything else.
Bitchy little faggots are just women with the wrong plumbing. No thank you.
>>2633122
Milo kind of is a faggot. I mean, he's cool as shit and I enjoy him, but he's obviously gay.
I live in a really conservative, rural area and if I "came out", everybody who knew me would lose their shit. Except for the ones I fuck, that is. I won't simply because thanks to the faggots, once you come out your sexual identity becomes your sole identity, but yeah.... I would melt all their fucking brains.
>>2633139
Well, yeah, he's obviously gay especially because he admitted it long ago
>>2633178
It's more than that. Dude sets off the gaydar.
>>2633211
Eveyone wants to be a Roman until it's time to do Roman shit
>>2633223
Kek
>>2632175
Thing is, I see nude paintings more as art than sexual or pornographic but my enjoying it as art is based on my sexual attraction towards the female body. As a straight man I find the female body appealing in an erotic way and tasteful art depicting the nude female body allows me to admire the female body, the smoothness of the skin, the curves, et cetera. I'm not sure I can explain it better than that but it's not fap fodder to me, it's art.
We /s/ now
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>>2633058
>getting partywag&d for owning illicit paintings
>>2633250
Pretty much this. I enjoy a lot of porn on that level too, though. If there's a guy in it (especially actually fucking the girl) I can't appreciate it aesthetically, that just kind of ruins it, so I guess that's where I lay my subjective "know it when I see it" marker between art and obscenity.
>>2632175
get out kira, no one wants you here.
why dont human beings look like this anymore
>>2632175
>being attracted to women
FUCKING PLEBS
>>2633019
Those 'used up' heads in the background.
>>2633340
You're looking in the wrong places. If you're american most of the beautiful people are concentrated in california and florida, if you're european they're in the scandi countries. I don't really know about other places where people look like this. You could also be looking in the wrong age group. Most of these are like 15-25, in that ballpark.
If you're going off porn there's a few attractive people there (Stoya comes to mind), but mostly I find porn models fairly middling in appearance.
I don't know if this is true and because the economic and social system has changed so much it doesn't have much bearing on your question, but an interesting tidbit I heard once was that most of the models of classical paintings were destitute because they were the ones willing to pose nude, so their beauty was actually indicative of low breeding (possibly a lack of inbreeding), hard work and a diet of the essentials and little else.
>>2633392
Is it wrong if I get a boner looking at bouguereau's Loki's feet?
>>2633074
>tfw no thicc demon witch with a goat gf
>>2633017
Right on
>>2632744
wonder if he'd've been a feetposter
>>2633082
>tfw no sorceress gf to fly around with
Were those pictures the equivalent of todays drawfags drawing their waifus back in the day?
>>2632175
They don't make em like they used to. These gentlelasses deserve all my m'lady's
>>2634796
Most drawfags aren't that skilled. Also most of these are from artists that drew dozens of women, they aren't the artist's waifu. Unless you mean specifically the stuff of a mythological figure, that may be different.
>>2633019 is a depiction of the figure Pygmalion, who, after being spurned by mortal women, carved a statue of a woman out of ivory of such beauty that he fell in love with it. Come Aphrodite's festival, he wished fervently for a wife in "the living likeness of my ivory girl," and Aphrodite, seeing his passion, brought her to life to be his wife, who took the name Galatea. It's literally a wish-fulfillment myth about a nerd and his waifu.
>>2634796
They were drawing other people's waifus so they could sell the paintings
>>2634840
M-MODS!!
>>2632175
art like this after like 1800 probably was created with titillation in mind desu
>>2632308
>he believes this
>>2632850
Original version.
this gives me the weirdest boner and I don't know why
>>2633250
This
>>2633264
I'm actually an /s/ crossposter, though I collect more vintage and tribal nudes.
>>2634809
the dream of all 2D'ers
Only if the girls aren't standing upright. If they're standing upright you're supposed to get an aesthetic mind-boner, an erection of disinterested contemplation as it were. Now... If they're laying on their side, that's another matter. If they're laying on a chaise longue, caressing their naked body, and gazing at you with lustful eyes -- then -- you have my permission to fap. There are waifus, and you don't sexualise them, and then there is fap-bait from the mind of the artist (autist).
>inb4 "she's not looking at you, she's looking through you at someone else... thinking of another life... somewhere far away..."
>>2634877
>Hank Hill ass
>>2635779
I don't know man, i really like the painting and the girl. Despite a certain lack of mass in an area of her body, she's qt.
Fuck, they're all good, both paintings and girls.
>>2635540
Godward was so lewd
I think i get more wet with contemporary art
>>2632308
The paintings itt were made to look sexy. It is very degenerate art, you are dumb if you think that old&realistic = good art.
>>2633340
They never looked like this. Painters either prettied up their subjects or combined different models (one woman's hot legs + an another woman's nice tits etc).
kek
>>2635994
The curves on those fishes is degenerate
>>2636012
>tfw cucked by a dragon again
>>2635994
>feminist shows up spewing bullshit
Shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/ or, like, on another site or something?
>>2633040
why do ancient have thicc butt ?
>>2636375
>>feminist
What?
>>bullshit
Well correct me then.
Nah. That's fine. Better than fucking pegging.
The female form has always been seductive.
>>2636419
>late 1800s
>ancient
>>2636497
what is that shadow holy crap
>>2635427
nice laughs
>>2632697
Alright, you got me.
>>2633211
a) It's 4chan.
b) some /pol/acks must have gotten loose from the raid threads
>>2634840
j-just like in my Rustle doujins...
>>2633022
That ass don't lie
>>2635527
ffffug
>>2637198
>>2637728
nuns/veiled lesbians is so hot
>>2632464
He was drunk. That fact that he came while heavily intoxicated is impressive.
>>2635875
JWG clothing always looks so comfy.
>>2639154
If i was a girl, it's what i would want to wear.
>>2632175
If it is wrong,
i don't wanna be right
>>2639155
>not wanting to wear it regardless
get a load of this faggot
>>2632198
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>>2632781
There is nothing wrong. Art is made to wake up your most honest feelings.
Previous societies really knew what's beautiful.
>>2632175
I could fap to this.
>>2640216
>most honest feelings
But they are!
>>2633087
your service is appreciated
>>2633087
Are you on legacy captcha? It's annoying either way but at least legacy captcha is just "type 'calle calle' because that is every streetsign" instead of "select the four and a half images below that you do not think represent the philosophical concept of perseverance."
(my captcha is actually calle story this time so for once I saw one that wasn't calle)
>>2640387
Here comes the puritan, always prepared to censor what he don't like.
>>2633223
Who said I don't?
>>2640832
I'm afraid that the first one is a girl.
>>2640216
Yes nude child models can still. There's a woman who does nude paintings of family members in the forest. Eric Fischl sometimes painted nude children.
>>2640330
>select the four and a half images below that you do not think represent the philosophical concept of perseverance
Oh boy, this is an awesome idea.
is it just me, or was romantic sexlove easier in ye olden times? Victorian attitudes might be a thing but surely the proliferation of artistic nudity implies a degree of acceptance and openness
>>2632805
The one and only eternal truth.
>>2641003
>what is internet porn
it's both more common and less tasteful/thoughtful because it does not take a skilled artist hours of labour to produce a single shot
>>2640330
>>2640946
Done.
>>2633019
>>2637198
You are like a little protestant.
Watch this.
>>2641224
And then this.
How many layers of veil are you on?
>>2641172
Kek
>>2635972
you get turned on by that cuck cage?
>>2632308
>being this naive
Surprised no one has posted David Hamilton´s photos.
>>2641527
They're boring as fuck, in my humble opinion.
>>2641527
Well, it's not a classical painting. Also, sure mods will consider it pornography.
>>2632438
Mishima pls go
>>2632420
Obviously this is the story Lot told the cops.
>>2632175
paintings like these are no big mystery as to their erotic function.
>>2640407
more like an sjw
>>2641652
That's not exactly a 'classic' piece.
>>2636527
still ancient though
>>2640641
Try it, bitch. I'd bet a wedding ring to a rat's asshole that I'm better armed than you.
>>2641655
god i love this board, what have i been doing with my life until now?
>>2635972
wtf, are those gummy ropes
>>2641845
ehh no
>>2641911
They're tubes with menstrual fluid from the reservoir below. It's art.
>>2642215
thicc nuns
>>2642226
i think thicc goes without saying doesn't it.
>>2642215
Growing up I've spent many a holiday at nun convents since three of my aunts were nuns (two still are, one passed away in 2014).
It was great being a kid pampered by all those nice ladies.
>>2640387
>>2640216
Of course you can there is no law as far as I know in the US at least that barres you from painting a nude child model. You can even take pictures of naked underage/child models. The law only steps in when it's deemed 'obscene', i.e. sexual in which case it becomes CP (for photos or modeling), but if it was a naked child drawn from imagination doing sexual things, it's grey area. On the one hand the PROTECT act from 2003 says simulated images (art included) can fall under cp, but the miller case contradicts this.
>>2642346
Anon I think you know a little too much about cp laws
>>2642346
>>2642356
I did drawings with sexual situations and some of my peers warned me about the legal implications so I did research. Apparently the team making the Song of fire and ice comics had to deal with similar issues with Dany's scenes.
>>2642356
When you study art like >>2642369 and pic related, it's a useful thing subject to familiarize yourself with so you don't get yourself v&. I for one commend >>2642346 on his knowledge of CP laws, so long as he uses this knowledge for academic and/or artistic merit.
>>2642324
Can't tell if serious.
>>2642422
100% serious.
Also one uncle (grandpa's cousin really) is a bishop, my younger brother is studying theology, one cousin is a Redemptorist, another cousin is a Schoenstatt sister and I personally know not one but two exorcists.
>>2642382
>I did drawings
Would you mind if I ask where I can admire your drawings?
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>>2635875
GET THIS ACADEMIC KITSCH OUT OF /HIS/ it's a fucking disgrace to art history posting that shit here
>>2642382
>the team making the Song of fire and ice comics had to deal with similar issues with Dany's scenes
13 my ass. She looks old as fuck here.
>>2642545
get out
>>2642661
So... you're not drawing underage girls anymore? I would love to have that ability, in order to give form to my deepest feelings.
>>2642385
That lower arm looks all sorts of wrong to me.
>>2642729
At the moment no, but I may in the future when I'm not so busy.
>>2632175
>had a girl like that in bed
>couldn't get it up because antidepressants fucked my sex drive
Some people are just meant to die as virgins.
You probably won the prize for the ape of the month.
>>2643413
THICC
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>>2632544
this. also +1 for use of "artboner"
>>2633632
I would have been men's feet though, considering his likely persuasion.
>>2643645
>ywn walk into a room full of nude thicc women who just ignore you and keep washing except for one who immediately tackles you and violets your boipussy with her scrubber brush.
*sigh*
>>2632175
This painting is dangerously close to turning me on to feet, good lord.
>>2643875
Get out of this thread before its too late.
>>2643875
Not liking feet is a dumb countercultural meme. It's literally based on the polarisation to extremes, people see (or rather joke about, because they barely actually exist) people with bona fide foot fetishes and say "haha what a weirdo! I'm glad I'm not like them!" and cement the idea that they find feet unattractive.
Fact is, like any other gender-neutral body part there's nice feet and ugly feet and it's perfectly normal for almost anyone to find nice ones arousing in the right context. An actual foot fetish is when you literally can't get off without looking at, thinking about or being jerked off by feet.
>>2632308
I mean some of them were, but a large proportion of them were commissioned for prurient purposes
>>2632536
>back dimples
yes
>>2632175
No women are gross
>>2644080
isn't that the best part?
>>2644548
That body is cute af.
Bump.
>>2632175
Admit it - the question was just a pretext to create a nude art thread.
>>2646114
*brap*
>>2632182
Just get fit and practise talking to people until you get the hang of it.
>>2646741
This makes mustard gas; don't do it.
>>2632175
im pretty sure most people got boners looking at them in the past
no one was desentiszed with all the porn we have now
>>2646752
The gentle nipple slip, the fleshy pink peeking out is both innocent/playful and erotic/sultry. Thanks for the diamonds.
>>2646770
Me on the left and you're welcum.
>>2646770
Peeping tom on the right.
>>2646781
Would you look?
>>2646794
Well seeing as usually nude models were prostitutes (as they would be the most willing to pose nude aside from mistresses) I'd probably ask how much.
>>2635704
I don't even find her that attractive and yet this was the only painting so far in the thread to actually arouse me at all.
>>2639155
Fug. Anons, how do I convince my girlfriend to wear this? I'm not sure I could even find an example of this kind of attire in a clothing store, but she has a body that matches the woman in the painting almost perfectly.
>>2646870
>I'm not sure I could even find an example of this kind of attire in a clothing store
perfect opportunity to pick up a new hobby
>>2646876
No skill or interest in tailoring though, and I'm sure it would take a long time before I could produce anything passable. Honestly I wish this breezy, Mediterranean style of clothing would come into general fashion, particularly for women but that shit looks comfy as fuck as well as just good in general, so I wouldn't mind at all if men got similar clothing.
>>2635994
ah yes mein fuhrer, i detect much entartete kunst in this thread as vell. i vill proceed vith involutntary sterilization at once
>>2646870
After a quick Google search, I'd say that her dress is inspired by the Greek style.
>>2646774
hnghh, dirty nuns are so good. Reminds me of Eda from Black Lagoon
>>2646870
I don't know what the dress style is called in particular but you can see that its comprised of three main elements. You could pretty much put the outfit together yourself, you just need to buy some sarongs and sashes. I don't know what that specific type of fabric is called though. You could trying asking someone on /fa/.
guess i'm jerking off to classical art again
>>2647744
hope I'm not the only one with a fap folder dedicated to classical art
>>2647790
I have one for nude female paintings. Not really a fap folder though, more of a eyecandy for me.
>>2647790
I thought I was only one.
>>2647823
How many do you have? I got about 1200 but I feel it needs organizing. Mine are just nudes though.
>>2647823
How many pictures do you have? I'll keep an eye out for you on the news
>anon was found to have 10,000 pictures on his computer
>>2644469
pandora?
>>2640215
def a trap
>>2646810
He was referring to the subject matter of the image he posted, which is the legend of Lady Godiva's nude ride, the origin of the term "peeping Tom."
Basically it's a fictional legend about a real magnanimous figure. The story is that she tried repeatedly to convince her husband to repeal his awful taxes on his subjects. Eventually, out of annoyance, he said that he would do so if she would ride nude through the entire town, thinking she would not face the humiliation. Instead, she did it, letting her long hair down as her only garment, and his subjects went inside and refused to look at her out of respect- Save, in later and even less credible versions of the legend, one man named Tom, who was stricken blind when he peeped an eyeful.
>>2648319
>trap
just a boy, dude
>>2632666
holy shit, it's beautiful