ITT: Sum up your country's best know history using up to

>>2626553
Ireland?

>muh Nazis
>muh Holocaust
>muh 6 gorillion

>>2626553
>Muh monarchy
>muh empire
>muh colonies

>>2626563
yessir

>>2626571
britain I suppose

>muh autonomy for infidels
>muh cannons
>muh horse archers

>Muh religious zealotry
>Muh tolerance (or the lack thereof)
>Muh negative legacy

>>2626566
Equestria

>>2626553
>muh water
>muh land
>muh tolerance

>muh representation
>muh slaves
>muh harbour

>>2626553
>muh burgers
>muh freedom
>muh guns

>muh taxation
>muh revolution
>muh manifest destiny

>>2626566
Cuckmany

>>2626571
Bongistan

>>2626578
Mongolia?

>>2626581
Spain?

>>2626593
Too vague

>>2626597
Confederates

>>2626600
Burgerland

>>2626553
>muh monarchy
>muh monarchy
>muh anuchluss

>muh alamo
>muh cowboys
>muh oil

>>2626553
>Muh ship raiders!
>Muh time of great power!
>Muh long lasting peace!

>>2626626
US of A

>>2626578
Turkey right?

>>2626626
Texas?
That's not country though

muh innipenance
muhnifest destiny
muh world police

muh wodka
muh kammunism
muh spaceships

>muh liberty
>muh equality
>muh fraternity

>>2626553
>muh vikangz
>muh shitty partizans
>muh welfarestate

>>2626645
America

Muh mounties
Muh confederation
Muh separation from Britain

>muh lebenstraum
>muh holy roman empire
>muh clean wehrmacht

>muh we are not Brazil
>muh european heritage
>muh Rio de la plata

>>2626553
>muh heritage
>muh butthurt
>muh turks
>>2626675
Russkies
>>2626620
Austria

>muh east indian trading company
>muh dykes
>muh windmills

>>2626708
Pretty much anywhere on the Balkans

>muh napoleon
>muh revolution
>muh st joan

>>2626677
Frenchy

>Muh ancient civilization
>Muh debpts
>Muh give back Constantinople

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>>2626629
>tfw stormaktstiden is over
Svea Rike

>muh chaco
>muh triple alliance
>muh dictatorship

>muh cossacks
>muh we invented horses
>muh indo-european culture started here

>muh christianity
>muh oldest continuous history
>muh turks

Muh haggis
muh kilts
muh FREEDOOOOMMMM!

>>2626724
Armenia

>>2626726
Ireland

Muh never captured by turks
Muh sound of music
Muh Hitler was from here

>>2626730
Close but no.

>muh victim complex
>muh first frontier of europe
>muh officers

>>2626553
>muh Ships
>Muh sea trying to kill us
>Muh tulips

>>2626611
No

>>2626632
Yep

>>2626736
>>2626710
Holland. Why the dykes though?

>>2626742
Cause the sea is our best and worst ally.

>MUH SUN KING
>MUH REVOLUTION
>MUH RESISTANCE

>muh moors get out reee
>muh sea
>muh irrelevant
>>2626751
France please

>>2626753
Poortogal?

>muh depression
>muh sauna
>muh pakkoruotsi

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>>2626726
SCOTSMAN

>muh barrons
>muh bishop of rome
>muh never surrender

>>2626760
I thought depression was more a finnish thing

>>2626553
muh gold
muh bowmen
muh poetry

Hard one

>muh utraquism
>muh four hundred years of opression
>muh advanced western nation

>Muh world power
>Muh protestantism
>Muh Russia

>>2626735

Poland.

>>2626742
Because half the country would be underwater without them.

>>2626710
See >>2626593

>>2626553
>Muh Aztecs
>Muh French Pastries
>Muh RailRoads

>>2626720
Something from South America, Bolivia?

>>2626722
Ukraine?

>>2626821
Czechia?

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>>2626717

>>2626720
>Triple Aliance
México

>Muh War of 1812
>Muh Vimy
>Muh Not America

>>2626717
>>2626847
srsly tho give it bk

>muh rocks
>muh diggers
>muh curved sticks

>>2626844
Yeah, wasnt as hard as i though i guess

>>2626862

"Utraquism" is pretty specific.

>muh vikings
>muh explorers
>muh constitution

>muh catholicism
>muh hands
>muh languages

>muh feminism
>muh minorities
>muh Wasa

>>2626853
Australia

[spoiler]I'm ashamed to admit I only know because of the Digger unit in civ 6[/spoiler]

>>2626904
norge

>muh 1410
>muh 1683
>muh 1920

>>2626726
The UK

>>2626553
muh catholocism
muh xenophobia
muh nationalism

>>2626986
Poland

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>>2626968
STRONK

>muh H
>muh R
>muh E

muh mountains
muh banks
muh no secular language

>muh amber waves of grain
>muh purple mountain majesties
>muh fruited plain
America America
God shed he grace on thee

>>2626553
>muh militarism
>muh genocide
>muh wall
Should be easy enough

>>2626720
Paraguay

Muh bunkers

>>2626708
KOSOVO IS SERBIJA or GLORIOUS HELLAS

>>2626553
>muh poortugal
>muh slavery
>muh dictatorship

muh white devil
muh invasion day
muh petrol

>muh Aztecs
>muh virgin
>muh revolution

>mih natural borders
>muh centralization
>muh socialism

>>2627252
America

>>2626553
>muh we
>muh wuz
>muh dacians

>>2626553
>muh enemy of muh enemy is muh friend
>muh guns
>muh freedom

>>2627000
Switzerland.

>>2626645
Thems fightin words boy.

>>2629753
romania?

>>2629755
USA too easy

>muh treaty
>muh Gallipoli
>muh oval ball

>>2626906
Non-countries don't count

>>2627266
Albania?

>>2626620
Underrated

>>2626593
err... why do I feel like this is one of those Dutch colonies?