ITT: >Summarise the entire history of Humanity, name the most

>enter humanity
>hunter-gatherer tribes exist for almost 200.000 years
>the antiquity happens
>religions come to be
>civilizations finally spring forth
>ancient greece happens
>trojan war
>philosophers happen
>romans eventually become the most influencial civilization
>wars are fought
>jesus happens
>western roman empire falls
>a bunch of copies and wannbe's appear
>the middle ages happen
>muhammad happens
>crusades happen
>fall of constantinople
>christopher columbus discovers america
>luther's reformation
>renaissance
>age of enlightenment
>american revolution
>french revolution and napoleon
>industrial revolution
>assassination of archduke franz ferdinand of austria
>ww1 and ww2 happen and germany loses
>major technological increase
>9/11
>enter 2017

>>2626403
>mentions 9/11, but not even the Cold War or the dissolution of the SU

>>2626362
>sex,
>drugs,
>power,
>violence,
>jealousy,
>nostalgia,
>beauty,
>euphamism,
>fetish,
>bondage,
>sexually transmitted disease,
>disease you get from fucking cows out of boredom,
>dying of dysentery,
>dying of heart disease after a long life of raping peasant girls and conquering rival city states,
>dying of an infected cut from a rock you stepped on while walking around your farm,
>dying of starvation when the rains come late and your crops die,
>dying of cholera,
>being murdered by random maniacs or bandits on your way back from market,
>making a song and wooing girls at a party,
>getting beaten up by the girls lover/husband/boyfriend/fiance/etc
>getting embarassed when your mother brings up stories of you as an infant,
>dying in combat (hand-to-hand),
>getting your ass kicked,
>recovering from disease,
>sweating, body oder
>constipation
nervousness
>thoughts of suicide,
>spiders
>writing about things
>reading about things,
>inventing things.
>being killed by your own invention
>being born
>being old
>growing a mustache.
>growing pubic hair
>masturbation
>mutual masturbation.
>shameful feeling
>praying or begging forgiveness from yourself or a higher power.
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>nuclear weapons
>rockets
these are the most important things

>>2626403
>no Mesopotamian civilizations
triggered

>>2626362
>God
>garden of eden
>abram and sarai
>heathens at babel
>moses
>Jesus
>morse heathens
>His kingdom thy come

>>2626362
theyre all literally in the zeitgeist of humanity so I dont have to. From Rome to Sima Yi to the scramble for Africa

1910 = human strated
1920-1950 = classical period dinosars roman catholic impire
1960-1970 = golden age for human and europern also wars aganst comunism
1980 = perfect age for wars with cominism and mcrib is made
1990 = improved human in america. .year for coca loca everywhere
2000 = human and black people still good
2001-2006 = human changin
2007 = blacks are good and relaxin dont matter bush don't care about then
2008 = some crappy human are apeer and black president replace human president
2009 = black are spreading
2010 = you gotta be kiddin me
2011 = R.I.P. human goodbye...

>ooga booga
>my rock is bigger than yours, get cucked blocko
>fuck you and your rock, rocko, we fire now
>my tribe is better than yours faggot
>fight me then nigger
>I bet there's some faggot in the sky making my life this misreable
>who are these faggots
>cool, we got roads now
>lol romans are gay, fuck off
>nice empire faggot
>my kingdom is best
>shit, I accidentally my whole kingdom
>MY kingdom is best
>shit, I accidentally my whole social structure
>guys what if we sail the other way instead
>lol fuck off, good luck
>holy shit guys I found new land
>so what nigger
>fat amazon ass, man
>MY EXPLORERS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
>this land is rightfully mine, probably
>shit, I accidentally my whole religion
>what the fuck is france doing
>what the FUCK is france doing
>my nation is the best
>fuck off, germany
>my nation is best
>lol, poor people trying to run countries
>fuck OFF, germany
>lol we have more nukes than anyone
>oh look, poor people can't run countries lmao
>oh look, africa and the middle east are still war-torn shitholes

>>2626362
>agriculture
>Mesopotamian societies
>Greek societies
>Rome takes over Greece
>Rome falls, Roman Greece continues
>Europe becomes sorta rich and wants to buy Asian shit
>Turkey takes over Greece but won't sell Asian stuff to Europeans at reasonable prices
>Europe takes over the world

>>2626362

Wars were declared.

>>2626642
Some were won.

4000 BC: bronze
1000 BC: iron
1 AD: jesus
1066: hastings
1492: columbus
1945: hitler
1991: commies lose