No holds barred fight, Teddy Roosevelt with an ice axe vs Winston

You can't really fight with an ice axe since you cant stab. Churchill would be able to block and thrust easily

>>2619072
the ice axe has a sharp point on the bottom end, you can thrust with that.

>>2618513

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

>>2619216
This. The ice axe also looks longer than a saber, which would give him a reach advantage.

In general, I'd give the fight to Teddy. The guy was actually a pretty accomplished fighter. He was a decent boxer, wrestler, and was one of the first westerners to achieve a high rank in Judo. As far as I know, Churchill's hand to hand skills don't really compare to that.

does Teddy get prep-time

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>>2619257
no, but he can take a tactical leak and brush up his make-up before the fight.

>>2618513
if Ted can take the isthmus from Panama, he can take a sword from a faggot.

>>2618513
Churchill, he had plenty of training with the saber and it is the better weapon.

Saber is an actual killing weapon, and was practiced with as a weapon.

Ice axe is too much of a handicap I think

>>2618513
Teddy Roosevelt was an asthmatic nerd who larped as a cowboy and soldier
Churchill was real deal

I mean Roosevelt is kind of stuck in a wheelchair. So, Churchill.

>>2620134

That bait is so stale I cant even use it to catch dinosaurs.

>>2618513
Are they mounted?

>>2619072
>block
>a 3 foot long ice axe
>with a saber
heh