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Can we declare tomorrow Woodrow Wilson Hate Day?
>be Wilson
>see Teddy and Taft got elected president by running as 'Progressives'
>have no idea what a progressive is, but it seems to work so I run for President as one
>get elected, find out what Progressivism means
>women's suffrage
>civil rights
>equality
>I'm from the south, you expect me to believe this shit?
>1914, the fucking Europeans have started a war over Serbia
>stay out at first
>waitasecond.png
>realize that if I enter the war at the last minute and fight for a short while, I can have some leverage at the peace conference to spread democracy for muh progressive points
>genius
>send troops over at the last minute, fight in only one major offensive
>mfw we can basically say we won the war for everyone
>at the peace conference, push so hard for an international mediating organization that I have to let Britain and France do whatever they want to Germany
>hear something about 'total disarmament' and a 'war guilt clause'
>it's probably not all that bad
>Germany is fucked, but the League of Nations is here, so everything's fine
>take treaty back to America, tell the senate to ratify it
>mfw they don't
>they won't even let us join my own super cool peacekeeping club
>cucked.jpg
>go back to Europe to promote the League
>have stroke
>go back to White House, nobody even sees me for the last few months of my term and my wife basically functions as President
>mfw
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>implying Versailles had any flaws except for British failure to enforce its terms
>but muh war guilt clause
fuck off ffs that was in the treaty for every central powers member and nobody but Germany got buttblasted over it
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>>2617141
The main American contribution in ww1 was the money and supplies they gave/loaned to our allies. As well, the American army was a huge morale boost for the French and British and the simple fact that a massive fresh army had arrived was one of the main reasons the Germans surrendered. Either your dumb or you purposely omitted these facts to support your asinine narrative on a mongolian bead trading forum
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>>2617141
Don't forgetting punishing anybody who spoke against going into WW1
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>>2617141
>Last minute
>A year and a half before the war ended
I hate Wilson as much as the next guy, but he wasn't one of the ones jumping in one the war was clearly over.
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who's the best president and why is it wilson?
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