Why don't ancient texts ever mention sunburn? They lived

>>2609176
Because they didn't bitch about physical discomfort back then unlike today where every hang nail is a federal case.

Light skinned people weren't literate in ancient times.

>>2609176
Because people who work or stay outside all year long never get sunburn in the region of the earth they're native to.
It's called evolution.

>>2609176
Only american and australian Germanic people get sunburnt?

Germanic people evolved to live in colder cloudy regions, not sunshine california.

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Why don't texts ever mention cleaning off the little dried pieces of poo that get caught on the hairs in your buttcrack?
People didn't shave regularly for eons, after all, you'd think someone would have mentioned it

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I once asked a group of my black coworkers what spf sun screen they use and they all burst out laughing why are black people so uncouth and mean?

>>2609212
>he believes in the evolutionary jew
Kekity

>>2609853
>he believes in the christian jew

>[19] And again, believing that to feel contempt for one's enemies infuses a certain courage for the fight, Agesilaus gave orders to his heralds that the barbarians who were captured by the Greek raiding parties should be exposed for sale naked. Thus the soldiers, seeing that these men were white-skinned because they never were without their clothing, and soft and unused to toil because they always rode in carriages, came to the conclusion that the war would be in no way different from having to fight with women.
-Xen. Hell. 3.4.19

>Why are men more sunburnt who sit still in the sun than those who take exercise? Is it because those who are in motion are as it were fanned by the breath owing to the movement of the air which they set up, whereas those who are sitting still do not undergo this process?
-Aristotle Problems Book XXXVIII 967a23-1526

>Why is it that sun bleaches olive oil but darkens the flesh? Is it becauseit extracts the earthy element from the olive oil, and this, like the earthy element in wine, is the black part of it? Now it darkens the flesh because it burns it; for that which is earthy always becomes black when burnt.
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>>2609176
Why mention something so insignificant? Clothe yourself and slather oil on your exposed parts as protection. Things like that should be second nature