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>be me
>Christopher Columbus
>somehow convince the spanish royalty to sponsor you
>promise to find a route to india
>set sail with 3 ships westward
>wrongway.jpeg
>everything going fine until...
>pic related
>*blocks my path*
>whatdo.png
>land on an island
>see poo everywhere
>mustbeindia.gif
>sail back to tell the glorious news
>???
>profit
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>>2606024
haters will say its fake
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>>2606024
its actually widely recognized now that there was a decent bit of knowledge that there was land in between Europe and Asia. "Where?" was the question of course, but the whole road to India thing was more or less a side objective if there was one.
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>>2606099
that's why columbus had such trouble getting anyone to sponsor him, everyone told him to fuck off but he was too autistic
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>>2607224
No it's because his calculations were wrong compared to the accepted standard
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>>2606024
Genuine question. If america hadn't been in the way, would columbus have actually made it to India? Or would he have starved before he arrived? If he had enough food to actually reach asia they must have still had shitloads left when they landed in the americas.
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>>2607603
I don't know how many died on his first voyage but provided they don't get eaten by a typhoon then maybe.
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