>Douglas "The Chinks/japs Are Chickenshits, and Incompetent

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>Douglas "The Chinks/japs Are Chickenshits, and Incompetent to Boot OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK" MacArthur
>Douglas "Nuke them all by dinnertime and fuck the consequences" MacArthur
>>douglas "the only thing more shocking than my victories are my defeats" mcarthur
>douglas "why am I surrounded by enemy forces" macarthur
>douglas "the first U.S. general to lose a war BEFORE politicians stepped in" macarthur
>douglas "where's my troops? the chinks ate them" macarthur
>douglas "if you see a chink just give them a wink" macarthur
>douglas "the reports of my success has been greatly exaggerated" macarthur
>douglas "can't spot two million chinamen across a bridge ten meters wide" macarthur
>douglas "five star general is just another name for governor anyways" macarthur
>douglas "I fucked up so bad congress passed a bill to maintain a fixed size for the marine corps forever to make sure they have a backup plan in case I come back from the dead" macarthur
>Douglas "The Japs are here? Wait did I scramble the fighters yet?" MacArthur
>Douglas "Stand and fight so I can catch this PT Boat out of here" MacArthur
>Douglas "I fucked up so bad that an Admiral was put in charge of the Army in the Pacific" MacArthur
>Douglas "My failures are because Truman didn't want to let me fight harder" MacArthur
>Douglas "I shalllllll retuuuuurrrn [after the Marines and Army secure most of the Pacific and then I'll handle my little sector in the Philippines] MacArthur
>Douglas "I'll overstretch my Marines and leave a gigantic flank open because the Chinamen are pussies anyway" MacArthur
>Douglas "I managed to abandon my men TWICE in Asia" MacArthur
>Douglas "I got lucky at Incheon and was barely competent in the Philippines so people remember me as a great general" MacArthur
>Douglas "I can't get my way, so I'm going to bitch to the press about the president and undermine the trust between the politicians and the military" MacArthur

Is there a more overrated general?