>Open bible >Man hears voices in his head and tries to

>>2595636
If dubs OP is a faggot

>>2595636
Sacrificing firstborns was not uncommon in ancient near-east. See Baal worship.

>Man hears a voice in his head
>It tells him to cut a piece of his own dick
People died over this.

>>2595647
Guess he's not.
>>2595636
That was pretty dumb, OP

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>open bible
>man hears voices after inhailing smoke from burning bush

People died over this shit

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>man hears voice in his head
>tells him to gghhbbfhfdddddddd flllluuuuuubiiiiibiiiiibuuuuub
People died over this shit

>open bible
>man is eaten by a fish
>he survives for three days in the belly of the fish
>literally a children's tale
People went to war over this.

>>2595662
Funnily enough most of the accounts we have of child sacrifice in the Near East are of Hebrews performing it.

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>Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number
>Kids make fun of bald wizard who summons bears to kill the 42 mad lads

>>2595796
>forty-two
holy shit, the Bible does actually contain the answer to life, the universe and everything!

>>2595778
and not cannanites, or egyptians, or babylonians, or syrians, or anyone else.

>>2595796
wouldn't it be great if we could do this to liberal punks?

"""(((people)))"""

>>2595636
> tfw no educated person opens koran

>>2595778
True, true. Probably why YHWH was such a hit and a "good" syncretic transition. He'd give you a shit test but won't actually make you go through with it. Might seem barbaric nowadays but at the time it probably was progressive as fuck.

>>2595636
>open Hitler documentary
>man hears voices in his head telling him to make Germany great again

People died over this shit.

>>2595796
why does it specify that the bears were female?
Deepest lore?

>>2595796
>>2595813
Yeah if only you could summon bears to slaughter anyone who mildly annoys you. That sounds completely fair.

>>2595636

How many threads a week do you kill for your dumb shitposting?