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What are some /his/torical facts that activate your almonds?

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What are some /his/torical facts that activate your almonds?

>there were Germanic Goths living in Crimea up until the 18th century
>Sorbians exist
>Greco-Buddhist culture existed
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>>2594761
>Nips worship Herakles
Muh untainted culture
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>>2594761
>Magyarabs
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>Cargo shipped by steamships didn't overtake cargo shipped by sail until after 1910.
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>the maximum speed over land remained unchanged from the time of Alexander the Great to the 19th century with the invention of the locomotive
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>>2594761
>In the same century that we had our first powered flight, we went to the moon.

>One person could have been able to witness both events
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>>2594914
Also

>Jesus supposedly traveled to Japan
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>>2594938
Ya what m8
>>2594944
Surely terminal velocity was reached falling off a cliff
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>>2594995
>we had two world wars in the same century
>people would have been alive to see both

>there were two wars in America in the 1700s
>if you were a Frenchmen you would have both hated and loved the name George Washington
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>>2594995
Think how much farther our space exploration would be if it weren't for blacks bitching about "whitey on the moon" and forcing NASA's budget to be cut for "dem programs".

We'd be colonizing Mars by now.

inb4 "Hidden Figures" and other lies
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>>2595086
>blacks ruined space
No it's literally americas 'middle class' having no taste and watching shitty YT drama over FUCKING ROCKETS
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>Alexander Haig was the real Deep Throat
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>>2594761
Not really a historical fact but the looseness of the commonwealth miffs me just a bit, i already swore loyalty to the queen, you silly kiwis.
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>>2595086
>Think how much farther our space exploration would be if it weren't for blacks bitching about "whitey on the moon" and forcing NASA's budget to be cut for "dem programs".
wot, Nasa literally was a government program, ran with the same economic reasons all government programs are, to create work and inject some wonga into your economy from excess tax revenue
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>>2595048
>>there were two wars in America in the 1700s
>>if you were a Frenchmen you would have both hated and loved the name George Washington
when I found out that George Washington helped start the Seven Years War, my mind was blown
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>>2595146
He was a good patriot.
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>>2595039
Tribes on the Pacific Northwest documented contact with Japanese traders at one point during the 15th or 16th century.
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>>2595146
>start war over boundary dispute
>start civil war over colony dispute
This would be him nowadays
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>>2595327
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>>2595327
HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
the Japanese knew about the Phillipinnes which is why they were hesitant to let the Portuguese in? And that's why they began the policy of isolation? Wow niqqa never knew that?
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>over 6.5 million horses and 250k pigeons served in WW2
>Some of them received medals for service
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>>2594761
-Germans migrated through Spain to Tunisia and established a Kingdom with a heretical version of Christianity as a state religion

-One of the Khans who rule the Ilkhanate (Mongolian Persia, central asia and Mesopotamia) was a christian who got converted by his wife.

-Europeans only managed to defeat the scourge of Barbary pirate raids in the post Napoleon era

-One of the most prosperous societies on earth was originally a prison colony

-Polynesians managed to colonies every habitable island between New Zealand, Hawaii and Easter Island with nothing but canoes roughly before Old world peoples circumnavigated Africa and definatley before they discovered the New World.

-Mosquitoes and sexually transmitted diseases were only introduced into Tahiti after European Contact.
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Germany used twice as many horses in WWII as in WWI.
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>there was a black samauri in japan during the 1500's
>when he first came in japan a jap suspected of him being a man covered in black ink and forced him to scrub his skin
>in one village people died because villagers were trampling others to get to the house where he was to see him - because they never knew what or saw a neger before
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There are Chinese Jews

>Most scholars agree that a Jewish community has existed in Kaifeng since the Northern Song Dynasty (960–1127), though some date their arrival to the Tang Dynasty (618–907) or earlier.[1] Kaifeng, then the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty, was a cosmopolitan city on a branch of the Silk Road. It is surmised that a small community of Jews, most likely from Persia or India, arrived either overland or by a sea route, and settled in the city, building a synagogue in 1163.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews
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>>2594914
Wait what
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>>2594761
>The khoisan were the original whites
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>modern gas chambers take several hours to burn one body
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>>2595086
The decline in space exploration actually coincided with funding cuts for social services. In fact, it also coincided with the largest increase in defence spending since Vietnam.

Really makes you think.
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>we had inferior agricultural and mining techniques compared to the Romans until the 19th century
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>>2595411
Zkylon B doesn't burn very well my dude. You gotta use fire
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>the stone age ended because we ran out of rocks
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>>2595412
THats not what that chart says. Is it adjusted for inflation?
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>>2595444
trips confirm
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>>2595362
That's why it's called WWII, after all.
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>>2595444
>the bronze age ended because we ran out of tin
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>>2595434
Romans were pretty shit at farming though. Huge part of their decline was just how poor the average persons food was.
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>>2595444
>The Information age will end because we run out of information

Shit
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>>2594761
>Scotsmen wore kilts into battle up until the Battle of Dunkirk
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I always find Marco Polo amazing.
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>>2595936
Germans liked to call them the ladies from hell
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>>2594761

Documentary discussing the Sorbians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8
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>>2594761

>There were Roman ambassadors in China in the 2nd century AD
>A crazy Russian once claimed he was the heir of Genghis Khan and launched a (temporarily) successful coup in Mongolia
>MLK was wicked good at pool
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>>2594995
My Pop turns 90 this year. He says when he was a kid the idea of a man on the moon was science fiction, by the time he dies it will be ancient history.

My poppy is a bit pretentious
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>>2595042
Most of the world wasn't industrialise before 1910
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>>2595398
A lot of Hellenic culture and mythology mixed with eastern cultures and vice versa. Hercules is a protector of Buddha in Buddhism, and because the Japanese follow Buddhism they praise Hercules too.
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>>2594761
Australia almost had a government shut down, once.

It ended when the Queen's representative who's meant to be a figurehead fired every single person in both houses of Parliament, including the PM, and called new elections
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>>2595946
*blocks your path*
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>>2595339
This is correct. The Philippines in modern day Washington State
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>>2594761
>Gautama Buddha is a Christian saint

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barlaam_and_Josaphat#Christian_version
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>>2595434
herp derp some medieval illiterate knows more about three field farming than your fat weeb ass
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>>2595362
well they went twice as far into Russia
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>>2595395
Imagine how stingy they must be
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>>2595446
There wouldn't have been $900 Billion on the planet in 1945
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>>2596052
Ibn Battuta never went to China.
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>>2596047
Japs follow shinto
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>>2596098
>Shinto and Buddhism are Japan's two major religions. Shinto is as old as the Japanese culture, while Buddhism was imported from the mainland in the 6th century. Since then, the two religions have been co-existing relatively harmoniously and have even complemented each other to a certain degree. Most Japanese consider themselves Buddhist, Shintoist or both.

>Religion in Japan is dominated by Shinto (the ethnic religion of the Japanese people) and by Buddhist schools and organisations. According to surveys carried out in 2006[1] and 2008,[2] less than 40% of the population of Japan identifies with an organised religion: around 35% are Buddhists, 3% to 4% are members of Shinto sects and derived religions, and from fewer than 1%[3][4][5] to 2.3% are Christians.[note 2] In 2009, an official survey showed that over half the Japanese families had a "butsudan" or Buddhist altar in their homes. in 2009 data from the Agency of Cultural Affairs stated that there were 89 million Buddhists in Japan. [6] In 2011, after the Tsunami, it was reported that 90% of the Japanese identified as Buddhist or Shinto or a combination of both.
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>>2594761
>Modern cement was invented in the 19th century, but the Romans had it long before. On the other hand, we had Maxwells equations, which could have been used to derive General Relativity and given us our first Nukes just a few decades later. Are tech went from Roman to Nuclear age in three decades.
>Greeks had steam power and we could have had an industrial revolutino 2000 years earlier.
>Some Indian figures had blue eyes.
>Zoroastrian Ahura Mazda fighting the Lion looks like the Greek Aether fighting a Lion headed giant. I'm convinced, because of many other similarities, that Greek,Judaic, and Persian thought were all interlinked and came from ancient Persians originally.
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>>2596102
>In 2011, after the Tsunami, it was reported that 90% of the Japanese identified as Buddhist or Shinto or a combination of both.

Saving this to use as ammo against atheists who claim Japan is an atheist country.
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>>2595983
>Serbs
I said Sorbs
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorbs
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I didn't delete the are* above, so it looks like I'm spelling our as are. Fuck me.
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>>2596113
desu, their idea of Buddhism and Shinto are not very "intrusive", specially compared to Western or Abrahamic religions. Also, specially in the case of Shinto, is more of a cultural thing, sure, you may not believe everything has a soul or what not, but its the OC religion of the country and your people, the least you can do is take part on festivals and the such.

The problem in most of the world is that you can't treat religion as culture because the number or fanatics there is. Sometimes you can even take part of religious celebrations or what not because you don't "believe" in them. And of course, we can't forget the other side of the spectrum, faggots who don't understand religion is part of human culture, history and society and they want to exterminate every aspect of it.
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President John Tyler (b.1790) still has living grandchildren.
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The last living German veteran of the Franco- Prussian war saw Germany united, destroyed, rise again, destroyed again, and rise once more. He died in 1953.
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Most people on this board probably don't know this, but there was someone born on the obscure island of Corsica who became Emperor of all of France
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>>2596113
Only morons think that though. Japanese people who claim they don't follow a religion just mean they are not actively religious, but their baseline beliefs are still more than likely a combination of shinto and buddhism since those religions are just hardcoded into Japanese society.
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>>2596113
Japan has a weird approach to religion. They just sort of go with the flow for the most part. Shinto isn't even what you'd call a real organized religion, more a collection of folklore traditions, superstitions, and myths. Shinto observances have long been enfolded into Japanese culture to the point that they don't see visiting Shinto shrines or buying talismans as actual religious observance, it's just what everybody else does and what the previous generations did, so they go with the flow and continue the tradition. Buddhism is a bit more serious since it's tied to important ceremonies like weddings, funerals, and various holidays, but even still the Japanese just see these as yet more traditions to observe largely divorced from religious considerations.
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>>2595395
There were Muslims in China since the 7th century, during the Rashidun Caliphate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_China#Introduction_of_Islam_616-18_AD

Around the same time, Christians also arrived in China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_in_China#Earliest_documented_period
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>>2594761
>Melanesians come into contact with the outside world after Americans enter the region during WW2
>start worshipping mythical figures such as "Tom Navy" or Prince Philip
>create plane and airport replicas and act out American army mannerisms as a form of ritual
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

>a massive Chinese rebellion started around a self-proclaimed second son of God
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Heavenly_Kingdom

>surviving remnants of the Mongol hordes survived in Europe to the present
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmyks

>an ice age spanning several centuries during the middle ages
>led to massive famines and led to a disappearance of Nordic settlements in Greenland and possiblyeven North America
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_of_1315%E2%80%9317

>>2596005
>crazy Russian
A Russian noble of Baltic-German that was born in Austria
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>>2595412
That's cuz the military provides a lot of tech to NASA. Increasing funding to the military is effectively increasing NASA funding.

You'll notice we landed on the moon during Vietnam.
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>>2595086
Nasa is a bloated bureaucracy which was instrumental for a concise task like getting to the moon, but is subject to the rules that govern all bureaucracies. Blame the shuttle project for eating investment in future projects and the iron law before you blame blacks. https://www.jerrypournelle.com/chaosmanor/nasa-the-iron-law-strikes-again/
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>>2595412
Space "exploration" is a bottomless pit, the Moon was about as far as we could go. Maybe in a few decades some country will place a flag on Mars, but that's about it. Any kind of colonization is a fucking pipedream.
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*whispers* the Holy Roman Empire wasn't actually holy, roman, or an empire
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>>2597315
>Notthing personnel good sir
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>>2594995
The first Modern car was produced in 1886
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>>2597603
The first submarine was produced considerably earlier.
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>>2597315
germancucks always destroy everything is good and sacred
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> The Carthaginians reached as far as Ghana

> A Roman expidition is thought to have reached as far as fucking Uganda

> There is a trading post in North East Tanzania that people in antiquity knew about

When you account for exactly how big Africa is with the proper map projection, it's mind boggling.

Also

> There is shit so old in the Middle East and Egypt that Ancient Greek travelers would gaze and wonder who on Earth could have put them there thousands of years ago
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>>2594761
Turkey is a thing.
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>The Austro-Hungarians tried to colonise this
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>>2597116
That was only true until Reagan
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>>2595146
>Start war as colonial soldier which the British have to pay for, causing them to increase taxes on said colony which was involved in the war, which you then use as a pretext to secede from Britain and become the leader of your own country
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>>2594761
source on the crimean goths thing?
It was my understanding that the T*tars were the ones colonizing that shit.
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>>2597952
Why is it that that face looks like old Nicki
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>>2595434
are you retarded?
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>Germany/HRE never conquered Denmark

Why
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There's no Pope John XX
English had a colony in Crimea during the Middle Ages
Gorillas were believed to be imaginary animals for 2300 years
There was a proposal to turn Germany into an agrariar society following its defeat in WWII so that it wouldn't cause harm anymore, and nobody took it seriously
Italo Balbo was appointed as chief by the Sioux when he landed in USA in 1933, this led the American government to monitor the Sioux population during WWII for fear that they would side with Italy under his command
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>>2594761
not exactly historical as its still happening but anyway

>china harvests organs and sells them to rich foriegners for hundreds of thousands of dollars
>if someone is murdered the police will basically just choose someone most of the time to charge
>if you are charged you have 99.9% chance youll be executed
>they have execution buses so isolated areas can execute people and keep the body fresh
>they still execute more people than the rest of the world combined

>also when the falun gong (if yoga was a religion) were a thing in the 90s they would be arrested because its illeagal
>they wouldnt tell the police their names, because their family and associates would be rounded up too
>without a name to a person they are invisible to the system and not accounted for, no extra money to house them etc no one will miss them if they go missing because no one knew they were there
>so they just started harvesting them for their organs and selling them for a massive profit

pic related, this is an exibition of real human bodies that goes from city to city, people go and see how the body works and stuff like that, but they are all just harvested prisoners

i went to see it in dublin a few years ago
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>>2596052
A lot of his Eastern claims around China aren't believed but his journey is incredible. The dispute comes from his writings of the cities in China he supposedly visited don't match up. He most likely wrote down what others had told him and exaggerated it.
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>>2596091
Yes he did
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>>2598092
Bogs.
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>>2598049
Tartars came later. Google will find tons of stuff with "Crimean Gothic".
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>>2598170
I thought he only made it to Indonesia. The way he writes about the Chinese makes it very obvious he never visited them.
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>>2598170
No he didn't
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>>2598196
This
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>>2596073
that's the point of improved farming you mong. It allows society to diversify. The average person nowadays has access to more information than Galileo or Copernicus and yet they also have far more potential to specialise
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austronesians (light pink) settled madagascar

>africans cant settle an island 400 miles off the shore before someone from 12000 miles away settles it
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>>2594761
>there were Germanic Goths living in Crimea up until the 18th century
Fascinating.
Goth has been dying and on the retreat for far longer than I ever realized.
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>>2595093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY
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>>2598292
GIBS ME DAT

I WANT DAT MOON
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>Aristotle probably took Alexander the Great's virginity.
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>>2595097
So who was Hot Coldman
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>Muslims conquer and everyone says it's FULL RELIGION
>conquered areas aren't converted to majority Muslim for five centuries

>Christians conquer and everyone says it's BY ACCIDENT
>conquered areas are converted to majority Christian in half a century
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>>2595898
>the bronze age ended because women started becoming t h i c c
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>>2596974
Best post ITT tbqh
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>>2595398
>"The origin of the image of Vajrapani should be explained. This deity is the protector and guide of the Buddha Sakyamuni. His image was modeled after that of Hercules. (...) The Gandharan Vajrapani was transformed in Central Asia and China and afterwards transmitted to Japan, where it exerted stylistic influences on the wrestler-like statues of the Guardian Deities [Nio].

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nio
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>>2594761
>there were Slavic pagan pirates that operated in the Adriatic for 500 years and even forced Venice to send them tribute for centuries
>they were the last pagans in southern Europe to be converted
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>>2599060
There are regions in Slovenia where old beliefs (pre-Slavic, too) allegedly survived into the 20th century and researchers have supposedly found new offerings even into the 21st century.
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>Shocked by the destruction of its army at Lake Trasimenus,Romans decided to cheer up their populace by throwing a big party to Saturnus in December.
>There were feasts, an exchanging of presents, gambling, games that involved role-switching between masters and slaves, and sacrifices were performed at the Temple of Saturn in the Roman Forum.
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>>2596263
nestorian christianity possibly arrived in Japan before buddhism.

There are three different words for Christianity in Chinese because the chinese came into contact with 3 different types of christian missionaries on 3 different occasions:
jingjiao - the bright religion (Nestorianism)
tianzhujiao - the sky lord religion (catholicism)
and later jidujiao - Jesus religion (protestant Christianity)


additionally syriac nestorian missionaries (St. Thomas is said to have been their leader) created a christian community in southern india known as the St. Thomas christians who came into conflict with portuguese catholic missionaries when they arrived in india much later leading to several schisms in the communities but their church still exists today
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>>2599776
>the sky lord religion
Better translation is heavenly lord. Sky Lord just sounds like some capeshit superhero.
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>>2599799
>Sky Lord
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>>2595039
We know literally nothing about Jesus' life between the ages of like 3 and 30. He could've fucking gone anywhere.
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>>2595434
[citation needed]
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When the Mussies came, Sassanids claimed asylum in China.

I know it's well-known here, but G-D-damn does it activate me.
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>>2598721
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>2599463
Okay I'm from Slovenia and this gave me go literally WAT.

Do you have a source for this? Or is it just some neo-nazi "panslavic" meme you heard on the internet?
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>>2600037
>Do you have a source for this?
Ja
http://www.delo.si/sobotna/sveti-kamni-v-casu-kotalecih-se-kamnov.html
http://iza.zrc-sazu.si/pdf/Pleterski/Pleterski_2015_Iz_nevidne_strani_neba.pdf
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>>2600081
Thanks for the read anon, I'll look into these.
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>>2594761
>Romania was only occupied by romans for some decades, not even all of Romania in fact, and somehow they stayed Latin language after invasions by pretty much every single horde ever. Goths, avars, Slavs, bulgars, Hungarians, more Slavs, mongols, ottomans, Austrians (MORE GOTHS), MORE Slavs, etc.
Oh and i forgot GYBSIE
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>>2598238
Because they're niggers xd
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>>2594761
>George Washington never knew about dinosaurs
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>>2594761
My state is the only state where the governor ran the state during a brief (and involuntary) internment in a mental war of a hospital

>litter fucking to crazy to function in society yet runs the damn state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Long#Eccentricity_and_hospitalization
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>>2595327
Explain plos. I'm interested
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>>2598049
Theodoro eu4
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>>2598098
>English colony in Crimea
I thought only the Genoans got there
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>>2598721
Sorry for christening those germanics, shame it's not like CK2 where Saxony becomes Muslim if charlemagne doesn't conquer it
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>>2594761

Almost everything we know about history until modern-ish times was written by fanboys years after it happened.
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>>2596062

Holy shit. Funny how they could get the original story so wrong tho.
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>>2595086
I've read some stupid shit on 4chan over the years and have been resistant to getting triggered most of the time but boy this is so fucking stupid im actually pissed. You really think niggers have enough intellect or cultural awareness to even contemplate space travel and correlate it with muh whitey. No you literal nigger.

Im sure there are many factors to why we have not secured mars but I bet it could be to do with the US funding over half its budget on the military WHEN THERE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING WAR.
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>>2600536
>US funding over half its budget on the military WHEN THERE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING WAR.

That's why there is no war

https://www.videodetective.com/movies/the-good-shepherd-scene-youre-the-people-that-make-big-wars/490346
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>>2598109
Holy fuck it's real
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodies:_The_Exhibition
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>>2594944
This can not be true.

Horses were bred to be many times larger than the ponies in Alexander's day. A larger horse can move faster for longer.
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>>2596062
How hard was Sea travel between Egypt and India in 300
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>>2595086
U mad?
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>>2598292
Rivers of My Fathers is still a 10/10 album tho.
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>>2596108
>Greeks had steam power and we could have had an industrial revolutino 2000 years earlier.
Greek steam engines were a gimmick.
You need good metalworking to make a pressure chamber that won't explode.
The ancient world didnt have though.
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>>2596108
>Greek,Judaic, and Persian thought were all interlinked
Or maybe, just maybe, they were all in contact with each other. What with being neighbours and all.
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500 years ago European cuisine had neither the potato or tomato.
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>>2598238
Nope. Prevailing theory is that Madagascar actually fucking drifted from SEA to Africa, due to the native ethnicity and the local wildlife, among others
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>>2596049
>Australia almost had a government shut down, once.
>It ended when the Queen's representative who's meant to be a figurehead fired every single person in both houses of Parliament, including the PM, and called new elections

The events reffered to were effectively a CIA assisted "regime change". The deposed government was leftist/socialist, and were making trouble over the critical Pine Gap facility in northern Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M7iDLEY5Ss
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>>2594944
Mongol cavalry were faster
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>>2600574
The maximum speed over land remained the speed a man could travel on horseback. Whether it got a few mph faster is really inconsequential.
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>>2595339
>SO U BE SAYIN
misuse of AAVE grammar. To "be sayin" something implies repetition.
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>>2600214
>Long ordered Jesse Bankston, the head of the state hospital system, fired and replaced him with a supporter, who had Long released.
So... He gets involuntarily institutionalized, realizes this has no legal ramifications on his gubernatorial powers, fires the head of the state hospital system, and hires a new guy who gets him released.

I don't think the phrase "the absolute madman" has ever been so appropriate.
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>>2601049
MAdagascar was next to India and Australia when it was part of Gondwana, over 100 million years ago. Continental drift on that scale never happened in human prehistory.
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>>2601049
>Prevailing theory is that Madagascar actually fucking drifted from SEA to Africa, due to the native ethnicity and the local wildlife, among others

Wrong, it was reverse osmosis due to excessive POOS
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>>2594761

Fascists have always failed.
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>>2600607
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo%E2%80%93Roman_trade_relations
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>after the September Campaign, a parade of victorious German troops marched to the Berlin Victory Column
>2 days after Hitler's suicide, on May 2nd, 1945, Polish troops flew 3 Polish flags off the Victory Column
ironic/karma stories are the best stories
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>>2598049
THEODOROOOOO
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>>2601171
He is a /pol/tard memescum, that's what they be sayin
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>>2596113
>atheists who claim Japan is an atheist country.
Never even heard that, only that they were secular and "non-spiritual", which is something a lot of American Christians also identify as.
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>>2595446
>in billions of 2005 dollars
I'm not sure.
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>>2595086
>colonizing Mars
You can't possibly be this ignorant of human socio-ecology
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>>2598277
Very nice sir.
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>>2597732
>When Caesar was in Egypt besieging Alexandria, the great pyramid of Giza was still 500 years more ancient to them than those Romans are to us now
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>>2601361
Democracies have always failed.
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>>2598049
Just google Crimean Goths. After they left Scandinavia they originally settled in the plains of Southern Ukraine/Romania before most left when the Huns started pushing in.
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>>2599585
Mostly accurate. Saturnalia was older than the Punic wars, but they changed up the festivities following the disaster.
>Romans were known to make appeasements to foreign deities in order to gain their favor
>they started the aspect of master-servant role switching in an attempt to win the favor of Baal Hammon, since a lot of the slaves at the time were from Carthaginian territory.
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>>2599833
He went to India to learn Buddhism and became a Bodhisattva , he came back to try and save the Hebrews from their doomed existence.
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>>2600214
But your state is already a nut house.
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>>2594995
>One person could have been able to witness both events

This was cutting edge radio technology in 1922, when my mom was born (she died in 2008).
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>>2601621
States have always failed.
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>>2594761
>There are Confederates who escaped to Brazil after the America Civil War

https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados
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>>2601714
South America seems to be where all the losers of white vs white wars end up.
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>>2595412
>The decline in space exploration actually coincided with funding cuts for social services.

So now /his/ is about posting straight-up lies?
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>After the success of Operation Bagration, 60,000 German pows were marched through Moscow as a show of soviet victory before being marched off to the gulags in Siberia
>after the Germans had passed, water trucks followed blasting the streets to literally wash away the last stains of fascism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC6oJURg6Pk
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>>2601706
Fuck off, you 60 year old cunt
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>>2601778
Rude and unnecessary. Why don't you go run along and play with the other fourteen year olds on /v/, lad?
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>>2596074
>>2595894
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>>2596005
>>2596974
here's book by dude who befriend this mad baron, he wrote about meeting him
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2067/2067-h/2067-h.htm
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>>2595086
>waipipou would rather spend billions on toys than save the lives of these beautiful queens
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>>2595086
Is the movie not true?
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>>2600440
Think Anglo-Saxons

They were fleeing Willy according to Wikipedia
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>>2601860
Not him, but that movie is complete bullshit.
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>>2601874
Why?
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>>2594995
There's photos of Civil War veterans driving around a USAF base in a jeep during the 50's.
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>>2595327
holy shit moar?
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>>2600536
>but I bet it could be to do with the US funding over half its budget on the military WHEN THERE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING WAR.
What did you mean by this statement?
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>>2601896

There's doubts as to whether or not he actually served, but holy fuck.
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>>2601729
Great Society coincided with the golden era of NASA
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>>2601714
>A Confederate schooner stopped in Sydney to pick up a few sympathetic Aussies because they knew Yankees feared the Southern Samurai
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>>2601881
The women had jobs as calculators, that is, the people who did the menial job of doing the brunt of the math before computers, that wasn't worth scientists and engineer's work hours
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>>2595327
Pacific Northwest is home to alot of weird tales

really the last frontier of north america
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Assyrians, an ancient civilization from 4,000 years ago, still exist in the Middle East. Their nation suffered genocide by the Muslim Arabs and Turks though due to the Christian faith they converted to around 100 AD, and their power as a major Christian minority group in the Ottoman Empire and various Abbasid and Umayyad caliphates. They now vy for an independent nation in the Nineveh Plains and Dohuk regions of Northern Iraq.
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>>2594935
What did you meme by this?
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>>2601983
Epic propaganda bro. Nothing gathers support for an independent nation than a made up genocide.
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>>2595339
Yes, when I was in grade 6, I read a book which some Japanese Merchant renamed himself Luzon (one of the three main islands of the Philippines)
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>>2601994
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>>2602004
Not an argument.
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>>2601960
But that's what they are in the movie.
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>>2602019
Not like the other post was an argument
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>>2596114
It still discusses the Sorbs
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>>2601950
>Great Society coincided with the golden era of NASA

LBJ’s “Great Society” was the start of a tidal wave of cradle-to-grave welfare programs in the U.S.

Meanwhile, the greatest expense of the space program was incurred early on, when the U.S. was building NASA from scratch but once the U.S. made it to the Moon, the costs were stabilized and were steadily going down.

But at the same time, more and more tax dollars were to more and more social programs (i.e. welfare) every year and it wasn’t just food stamps, the government was paying people’s rent, their utilities, providing free day care and literally mailing fucking paychecks to Blacks so they could sit around on their asses doing nothing all day (other then robbing their White neighbors while they were at work…).

LBJ’s “Great Society” killed the space program and the continuing costs have probably doomed Humanity to remaining trapped on Earth.
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>>2598277
Goths were never powerful, since the 5th century. Those mallgoths and autistic vampire larpers in NYC were actually Romanized Visigoths.
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>the steam engine and battery were both discovered in antiquity
>Nordic rune-stones marked from the 13th century were discovered as far inland as Minnesota
>Rome, China and Japan were said to have voyaged to North america, in addition to the Vikings

It's kind of optimistic, that just because something doesn't pan out right away, it's not necessarily a dead end. People simply won't capitalize upon something until it becomes practical to do so.
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>>2596047
you are pretty dumb if you believe this. Japanese Buddhism is nothing like the Buddhism in India thousands of years ago.
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>>2598109
All of Chinese politics is shady as fuck. There was a good BBC feature about the arrest of Bo Xilai. If you dig even an inch below the surface of how things seem, it all is really unsettling.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/Murder_lucky_hotel
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>>2602088
>>Nordic rune-stones marked from the 13th century were discovered as far inland as Minnesota

Olof, please. Everybody knows the Kensington Runestone is a fake.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone
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>>2594761

>Serb knights from the 14th century started the Hussars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hussar
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>>2594761
My ancestors cohexisted with Phoenicians straight out of Tyre for centuries yet no one talks about it
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>>2602130
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runeston
You know, when the experts continually go back and forth about it, I tend to think of it as still open to debate, then open and shut.
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>>2595919
>>2596073
>>2598074
>>2599848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_technology

>Several Roman technological feats in different areas like civil engineering, construction materials, transport technology, and some inventions such as the mechanical reaper, were surprising achievements until the 19th century

https://engineeringrome.wikispaces.com/Roman+Mining+and+Quarrying+Techniques+and+the+Reuse+of+Mines

http://www.haaretz.com/archaeology/1.774629

You were saying?
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>>2594761
>If you were born in Texas in 1800 and died there 70 years later in 1870, you were alive to be under the rule of Spain, Mexico, Texas, the Confederacy, and the United States.

>There were people alive during WWII who grew up with slaves, and WWI President Woodrow Wilson grew up with slaves

>There are still people alive today who remember the Ottoman Empire

>All the Jews in Europe, who made up a sizeable minority on the continent for nearly 2000 years, almost all suddenly left or ceased to exist in the span of two decades

>There were communities which considered themselves Roman up until the 20th century in Lemnos, an identity which had existed since 753 BCE

>For the majority of American history the State of the Union was written as opposed to given as a speech because of how autistic Thomas Jefferson was

>>2595411
>Burning a body in a gas chamber
Are you retarded?

>>2601113
>muh mongols

>>2602088
>Fucking Polynesians had trade relations with Chilean natives before the Vikings even arrived
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>>2600567
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodies:_The_Exhibition
Saw it when it was in my town. Pretty dank. They even have baby and fetus exhibits.
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>>2602249
>>All the Jews in Europe, who made up a sizeable minority on the continent for nearly 2000 years, almost all suddenly left or ceased to exist in the span of two decades

Nice try, Professor Goldberg
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>>2602275
>muh jews
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>>2602275
>Nice try, Professor Goldberg

The fact that there are very few Jews left in Europe compared to 100 years ago isn't even disputed by the most outrageous of Holocaust deniers
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>>2596047
No surprise, the japanese love to copy anything from western society they can get their hands on.
>muh jesus
>muh herakles
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>>2602298
Yes it is. Gtfo with that bullshit.
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>>2595360
>-Germans migrated through Spain to Tunisia and established a Kingdom with a heretical version of Christianity as a state religion
How do you mess that up? They were Vandals, an East Germanic tribe like the Goths, who practiced Arianism. The distinctive feature of that form of Christianity is that Jesus was just the son of god, therefore subordinate to him and there is no trinity.
>-Polynesians managed to colonies every habitable island between New Zealand, Hawaii and Easter Island with nothing but canoes roughly before Old world peoples circumnavigated Africa and definatley before they discovered the New World.
Read up on Austronesians in general. They came from Formosa/Taiwan and settled everything from fucking Madagascar to Hawaii, including the Philippines, Southeast Asia, Indonesia etc. They even traded with native Australians. The Austronesian primary language family is the most widespread in the world, surpassed only in the last 300 years by Indo-European.
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>>2594761
>>Sorbians exist
What is so amazing about that? Well except for the fact that they haven't been assimilated or exterminated yet.
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>>2602305
>implying Christcuckery ever spread in Japan

You're thinking of South Korea.
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>>2598182
>Denmark was on France's side

Now THIS activates my almonds!
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>>2602349
it had to be outlawed by based Tokugawa after a rebellion
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>>2601708

Nobody has died on Mars or Venus
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>>2602386
Christcucks btfo
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>>2601049
Dumbest post of the decade here
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>my paternal ancestor travelled from Germany to Poland to teach glassblowing in Nuutajärvi
>my great-great grandfather was born there
>during WWII, my maternal great-grandfather travelled to Finland to help build an airfield
>I have autism
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>>2601983
they're actually arameans rebranded as assyrians to emphasize their ancient heritage
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>>2601049
wow you're actually retarded
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>>2601361
Franco died an old man in a comfy bed
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>>2594935
I'm Hungarian and I never heard of this. Are you referring to gypsies?
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>>2602489
https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyarabok
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>>2602489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyarab_people
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>>2602512
I can't speak mongolian, nigger.
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>>2601512
>>2597290
When it's do or die, humans tend to choose not to die.

As the alternative is inevitable extinction - we'd just better hope something that makes that more widely evident, without making it too widely evident, comes along.
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>>2602515
Then learn it you fucking imbecile.
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>>2602429
>My great-great-great-grandfather was a Polish shitter stuffed in some cold ghetto where he shoed horses with his own frozen shit
>My great-grandfather remembered how ill people's families would pay for straw to be put on the road outside their slum-house-thing so the horses and carts wouldn't make such a din
And my granny was born in the Raj.

And now I eat pot noodles while watching Shrek. It's weird thinking how different my ancestor's lives were, just a few generations ago.
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>>2601907
I'm not going to point out the difference between taxes and SS payroll, cuz there is none, but all of the blue, and most of the orange (thus two thirds of that) falls under that category. It also doesn't account for war spending.

In the discretionary budget, military spending makes up 54%, non-military spending makes up 46%. But yes, NASA makes up about 1% of the total, and is actually slotted under non-military, despite being quite involved with said.
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>>2602344
>How do you mess that up?
I didnt
>They were Vandals, an East Germanic tribe like the Goths,

Which for people on /his/ would be best simplified as Germans

>who practiced Arianism. The distinctive feature of that form of Christianity is that Jesus was just the son of god, therefore subordinate to him and there is no trinity.

Which is a heretical form of Christianity.
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American president John Tyler was born in 1790.
Two of his grandchildren are still alive today.
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>>2602772
>Which for people on /his/ would be best simplified as Germans
Nope. Germans and Germanics aren't the same thing. Vandals and Germans are both subgroups of Germanics. That's like saying steel is a type of copper. You might have the stupidity of the average 4chan user in mind, but in reality, you're the one who is stupid.
>Which is a heretical form of Christianity.
I guess you're right. I'm used to hearing the word heresy as meaning "they believe something I don't believe and it is wrong!" instead of an objective classifier.
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>>2598620
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>>2596219
Who doesn't know napoleon
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>>2595395
>>2596263

Matteo Ricci a Jesuit also managed to convert quite a few Chinese officials to christianity by explaining it in Confucian terms. But, the fact that Christian idols were being worshipped alongside other religions (normal chinese practice) caused the Vatican to get a bit pissy and put an end to it. Quite an interesting guy desu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matteo_Ricci
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>>2596073

That's a system developed for rainfall dependent temperate climes. It has little bearing to the irrigation dependent farming which supplied the majority of imperial foodstuffs. The barbarians ruined the system by failing to properly flush the fields of salts. The same is happening in Egypt due to mismanagement of the Aswan dam today.
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>>2603370
that's the joke
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>>2603370

Fuckin italians
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The last major Civil War veteran's reunion featured maneuvers by a tank battalion and a simulated air raid by B-17s.
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>>2601049
>Madagascar actually fucking drifted from SEA to Africa
Nani?
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>Some linguists have argued that the modern Cimbrian and Mocheno dialects in Northeastern Italy, usually classified as Austro-Bavarian, are in fact surviving Lombard remnants.
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>>2602108
Buddhism barely got to Japan in the 6th century from China, you jack ass, way after the assimilation of Hercules was done
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>>2602022
Not that guy. But the events of the movie are made up. Nobody was confused for a janitor, for example. They just added it for drama and defamed real NASA staff.
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>>2603822
Now that would really please my autism
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In 1965, Canada literally decided to put a fucking leaf on their flag
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>>2602231
>You know, when the experts continually go back and forth about it

If by "experts", you mean Von Daniken type kooks, because actual historians have long discounted the Kensington Runestone as a fake.
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>>2594914
>nips worship Zamenhoff
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At one point, England owned more of France than France.
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>>2604506
>England owned
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>>2604513
That's what I said nigger
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>>2604513

You will never convince most people that states didn't exist as we seem them more than two hundred years ago.
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>>2604537
But that's exactly what I was implying by "owned" instead of "was". You sperg. You doubleautist.
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>>2601787
>muh bideo games
piss off
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>>2602557
>It's weird thinking how different my ancestor's lives were, just a few generations ago.
It really is. One my great great uncle fought with Pancho Villa and now I'm sitting here in the US shitposting and eating chips
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>>2604222
It's the maple leaf forever
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The pyramids were actually....are you ready for this? Built by ANCIENT ALIENS!
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>>2604222
>in 1965 canada created the greatest flag to ever grace the eyes of man
Fix'd
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The United Kingdom lost three consecutive wars to a country with no armed forces in the 1950s and 70s.
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>>2599817
Know that at least one anon got a laugh out of your reference
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>>2600543
>tfw you prepare for a war when their is no war to avoid a war
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>>2604331
>my dad was really into Von Daniken as a kid, growing up in rural communist eastern Europe, this was his method of escapism
>Gave me the books, worn out copies from the 60s or 70s
>loved them as a kid, was super into ancient mysteries in elementary school
>grow out of it after finding out pretty much everything is debunked
>Still have a soft spot for Daniken, thought he was mostly wrong but who know, maybe there's something to some of it
>completely forget about the whole thing for years
>go on /his/
>everyone has a hateboner for Von Daniken
>start researching him
>turns out he made up a ton of shit or blatantly lied to get the results he wanted more than once
>mention this to my dad
>he doesn't believe me, Von Daniken was his idol as a kid
>go on wikipedia and read a few examples of Von Daniken admitting he pulled stuff out of his ass
>my dad is silent
>he speaks softly, almost like a whisper "If he lied about all this... maybe none of it was true"
>he gets up and fucking leaves

Thanks a lot, /his/ I crushed the one childhood dream my dad had left.
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>>2602488
So did Hitler if you move the goalposts far enough
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>>2605482
Truly, suicide is the thinking man's method of death.
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>>2604537
but muh national identity supersedes ethnic values
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>>2605479
>keep telling my dad that everything he loves is a lie
>go on the internet to prove to him without even a shadow of a doubt
>"golly internet strangers, you didn't have to do that to my poor pop pop"
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>>2605506
>keep telling
Who said I did this more than once? Why are you projecting? This was literally a one time thing.
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>>2601994
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>>2605433
t. reddit
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The Franks and Mongols came close several times in the 13th century to forming an alliance against the Muslims.
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>>2594761
There were so many Basques in the whaling industry in the 17th century that a Basque pidgin was spoken in Iceland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque%E2%80%93Icelandic_pidgin
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>>2595931
>the information age is already over because no one can tell the difference between information and false information.
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>>2596108
>tech went from Roman to Nuclear age in three decades.
How much longer would the Roman golden age have to have gone on for them to reach Nuclear Age?
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>>2596171
J.D. fucking Rockafeller's grandson died like two weeks ago
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>>2605479
Clearly you never accidentally made a little girl cry by telling her Santa wasn't real when you were also a child. Santa is good this way, among others, as it acts as training to avoid this sorta incident with adults.

Or ya've just spend too much time here, where shattering dreams is the name of the game.
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>>2602000
huh. guess that's there Manilla Luzon gets her name

kinda unoriginal tho
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>>2603623
Who thought that was a good idea? The tank I get but the bombers sound horrifying as fuck.
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>>2606162
I assume they put up a bunch of life-sized dolls, labeled the "Damn Yankees" and bombed them impressively, rather than simulate bombing runs on the spectators.
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>>2602557
A great great uncle of mine died at the Dardanelles. I'm getting daily blowjobs from a qt turkish exchange student.
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>the early slavs had a proto pan-slavic movement before there was the 1848 movement
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>>2595368
Why is that dude holding an MP40? Isn't that German?
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There are Germanic goths in Germany today.
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>>2606742
>a weapon can only be operated by the country that first produced it
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>>2601833
She aint hungry, look at those arms
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>>2606922
I thought that picture was of a mongoloid red army soldier who has an MP 40 because he took it off a german
>>
Black Africans were the first to deal slaves, theyre the reason the slave trade existed. It started with blacks selling slaves to whites for money. But nope, whites are racist blah blah blah
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>>2607355
This. African Kings didnt have anything worth trading for guns n shiet with Europeans so they gave them the most valuable things they had: slaves
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>>2596974
>one of the greatest commanders of that Chinese rebellion was an American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Townsend_Ward
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>>2607355
The concept of slavery was invented by white peopl
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>>2607440
>Slavery can be traced back to the earliest records, such as the Mesopotamian Code of Hammurabi (c. 1860 BC), which refers to it as an established institution, and was common among ancient peoples such as the Sumerians, Ancient Egyptians, Akkadians, Elamites, Assyrians, Babylonians, Hattians, Hittites, Amorites, Ancient Greeks, Canaanites, Eblaites, Hurrians, Mitanni, Israelites, Persians, Medes, Kassites, Luwians, Moabites, Edomites, Ammonites, Armenians, Chaldeans, Philistines, Scythians, Nubians and Kushites, among others.
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>>2607355
The US took in one of the lowest numbers of slaves from the trans-atlantic slave trade at around 500k. Over 90% of them went to South America, mainly Brazil, who had around 5 million.

And the Arabs, ho boy did they have a fun time taking 10-20 million slaves, before everybody else, I might add. You could say they pretty much jump-started the whole trans-whatever slave trades. Not only did they take more, but they were extremely cruel. Boys were castrated, with a 60% death rate (The price eunuchs fetched made it worth it). And girls, who were imported twice as much to fill the harems of wealthy individuals, seldom made it to the markets with their virginity intact.

>We passed a slave woman shot or stabbed through the body and lying on the path. [Onlookers] said an Arab who passed early that morning had done it in anger at losing the price he had given for her, because she was unable to walk any longer. We passed a woman tied by the neck to a tree and dead ... We came upon a man dead from starvation

White people are the racist devils, though.
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>>2607540
Oh yeah, and the Arabic slave trade predates the trans-atlantic slave trade by 700 years, but didn't end until the 1960s.

At least we had enough decency to end it after 200.
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>>2605479
That's weird because my mum read a lot of Von Daniken when she was a kid in communist Eastern Europe too. Must have been common and available books that somehow were approved by the party.
My mum wasn't as gullible as your dad though.
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>Mongolia has a navy
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>>2596113

Japan is not atheist but it's also not religious.

Shinto in japan is a "religion" in the eyes of the west but over there it's just a cultural practice and underpinning assumption that has less to do with a deity or group of deities and more to do with a concept of the afterlife and the flow on spiritual effect this causes.
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>>2607472

With the possible exception of the Nubians, every one of those peoples was white. Way to prove that faggot's point, dumberlekker.
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>>2607562

Actually Arab slavery is still ongoing, non-Arabs, ie, Europeans, forced the Arab world to formally abandon slavery, but they still accept it in principle and refuse to accept any blame for wrongdoing for enslaving multiple millions, because their demon told they to.
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>>2596113
Buddhists are atheists
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>>2604506
and the King of England still had to bow to the King of France, kek
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>>2607936

shinto is the means by which the jap hivemind exerts its control. those dead-eyed fucks don't think of it as being religious or even spiritual, because instead, for them, it's literally an empirical fact that their actions are controlled and coordinated by amaterasu through their shinto practice.
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>>2608075

Not really, since the Buddha did accept the existence of gods, he just thought it was foolish and pointless to worship them.
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>>2608081

Except the king of England at this time WAS the king of France. The French ruler who called himself "king of France" was a pretender, the Anglo-Normans didn't give up their rightful claim top France until after the 100 years war.
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>>2607907
Explain futher
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>>2608081
Yes, arguably at one point France owned all of England. But it's not very surprising to learn that a powerhouse of a kingdom claimed suzerainty over some no-name backwater. Learning that the opposite happened really activates my almonds.
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>>2608294

Pic related. No really, that's it. That one small tugboat IS the Mongolian Navy.
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>>2608372
on a similar point with single ship Navy factoids, one of the oldest ships in commision in the United States Navy is still held captive by North Korea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Pueblo_(AGER-2)
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>>2606644
no you aren't
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>>2608391

I'm sure they keep it solely for the bragging rights, like how the Serbs built a shrine around that shot-down stealth bomber during the yugoslav wars.
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>>2608412

Why do you accuse Anon of lying? Loads of gay Turks emigrate to the west, and those "cuties" have LOW standards.
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>>2608413
they do
it's even a tourist/propaganda attraction in N Korea
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>>2608421
>Canopy of F-117 shot down on 27 March 1999, near the village of Buđanovci, Serbia

And this is a prize exhibit at the Belgrade Aeorspace Museum.
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>>2608421
>people pay actual money to voluntarily go to Best Korea as a tourist
>meanwhile thousands die annually trying to flee

Actives our almonds.
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>>2595360
>One of the Khans who rule the Ilkhanate (Mongolian Persia, central asia and Mesopotamia) was a christian who got converted by his wife.

Genghis Khan's foster father and his daughter, who went on to become Kublai Khan's mother were Christian along with their entire tribe. Kublai had 10.000+ strong guard unit comprising entirely of Christians.
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>>2607944
Is that your final answer?
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>>2605921
>>2608476
Also he sent a Nestorian Christian monk from Kublai's court on an envoy to Europe who ended up celebrating a mass at St. Peter's at the behest of the pope.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabban_Bar_Sauma
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>>2608504

I guess you could exclude the Kushites too, personally I consider them "white" but I know most people don't.
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>>2596079
kekked
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>>2608513
Regardless of any semantic white!=Caucasian arguing, slavery has risen independently in many civilizations all over the world. It's a human condition.

Trying to inject a political agenda into it is fucked.
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>>2608564

That still ignores the FACT that whites were the first to practise it.
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>>2608567
I see you're just shitposting

was a good thread
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>>2608595
>ignores facts
>runs away crying

Typical alt-right racist response to being BTFO. /pol/ is that way <------------------
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>>2608432
> Serbs getting their asses kicked
> kicked so hard that the U.S. gets lazy
> Serbs spend months analyzing flight patterns
> getting bombed to fuck all the while
> finally manage to set-up elaborate trap
> entire Yugo air defense system involved
> mag-dump on one (1) plane
> pilot survies
> literally gets rescued right out of the Serb's hands

Haha, fat ‘Mericans! Glorious Greater Serbia GOAT!...
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>>2602117
thanks anon, heard about this on the radio but never got round to reading to it
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>>2608746
>still butthurt after 18 years

Good, good, let the hatred settle into your bones, give it a few more centuries and we'll make a Serb of you yet!
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>mauritania made slavery illeagal in 1981
>5% - 15% of the population of mauritania is enslaved

>they still speak greek in some areas of southern italy dating back to when it was colonised by the ancient greeks

>spains age of consent was 13 until 2016 (wtf spain)

>in china they fry food in cheap oil that has pumped out of the sewers and is inevitably mixed with shit
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>>2608746
>>2608432

>the reason why the f-117 has this shape is because the computers used to design it where not capable of the maths required rendering curved objects
>which is why its a blocky polygon like an animation from a retro video game because that is basically what it is

this pleases my autism
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>>2608881
>they will build a perfectly smooth, curved stealth aircraft once computer technology is up to it
>but you will never be allowed to rub your man-juices all over it

Why even live / what a time to be alive!
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>>2608901
it doesnt even look like its real
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>>2608918
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>>2602272
I still have PTSD from that fucking room.
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>theres an island in virginia where people still speak a dialect close to west country (sound kinda austrailian/irish)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI

>there are islands where they still speak in african creoles in south carolina (Gullah)

>theres a
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>>2609003
wasnt that bad anon, i was more freaked out by the flys landing on stuff

people even brought there children along to see it
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>>2609018

They don't sound like any west country dialect I've ever heard. Peculiar for sure but very "yankee" imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQ4suOKv6A
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>>2609243
sounds kinda australian to me, sort of like 50/50 with american

like the way they talk in nova scotia, i really like that accent actually, its a shame it isnt more widespread
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>>2609243
kevin eldon really has a punk face
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>>2596102
I thought """"shinto"""was a meme religion made up during the meiji restoration
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>>2608617
Youre very funny. We all laughed at your ironic meme posting. Now please get back to your homework.
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>>2609522
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>>2595327
Guarantee not true
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>>2609545
(you)
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>>2595327
Is this a meme I'm not getting?
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>>2609580
Oh shit I get it, I didn't realise Pacific Northwest was in America. That's a really dumb name.
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The commonly accepted history is that Iceland was uninhabited until the Norse Settlement.

Yet there were Roman coins found there which seem to have been buried since the 3rd Century AD.
Yet the earliest Norse accounts report that there were remnants of Irish Monks living there, with Irish books, bells and other things. Why would there be Irish Monks living there unless they were trying to preach and convert people?

And finally, Pytheas's writings about the land of Thule, a thriving agricultural country far to the North of Britain described in the 3rd century BC.

Something doesn't add up about that Island.
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>>2608412
Why are you mad Memhet. Truth is, the more repressed people are sexually the quicker they fall once they taste freedom
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