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Is this the greatest example of damage control in history? >H-he

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Is this the greatest example of damage control in history?
>H-he totally meant to be crucified, guys! It was all part of the plan.
>He could totally have BTFO'd those Romans with his God powers if he wanted, he just didn't want to.
>Also he came back from dead. No, you can't see him, he, uh, he went back to heaven. We saw him though. Come on, trust us.
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All religions are based on suspension of disbelief

Nobody ACTUALLY thinks shit like magic and gods exist besides the mentally ill. Seriously, poke and prod any religious person and they'll admit this much.
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OP is a buttblasted pharisee.

God died for our sins. We are justified by faith in Him. Works won't get you to heaven.

And don't worry, the next time Christ comes back it will be as a lion, not a sheep.
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First Chaos came, and then broad-bosomed Earth,
The everlasting seat of all that is,
And Love. In other words, after Chaos, the Earth and Love, these two, came into being. Also Parmenides sings of Generation:

First in the train of gods, he fashioned Love. And Acusilaus agrees with Hesiod. Thus numerous are the witnesses who acknowledge Love to be the eldest of the gods.
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>>2579380
it's not like he was going around saying LOL I AM INVULNERABLE COME AT ME PLEBS
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>>2579462
>j--j-jesus will save us and kill the infidels!
>any moment now! believe it!
>meanwhile Islam took over the entire North Africa, and is now taking over Southern Africa and Europe
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>>2579380
Yes, or at least it's up there. Christianity is a mental illness. So are Judaism and Islam.
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>>2579497
>christians go to heaven
>muslims are going to hell

>jesus was the son of god
>mohammed was a false prophet

gee.. what a hard choice
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>>2579511
Atheism is a mental illness.
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>>2579519
>that image
C R I N G E
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>>2579519
Welcome to 4chan newfag.
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>>2579521
I know, internet atheists are cringey.
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قَالَ إِنِّي عَبْدُ اللَّهِ آتَانِيَ الْكِتَابَ وَجَعَلَنِي نَبِيًّا
[Jesus] said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah . He has given me the Scripture and made me a prophet.
وَجَعَلَنِي مُبَارَكًا أَيْنَ مَا كُنتُ وَأَوْصَانِي بِالصَّلَاةِ وَالزَّكَاةِ مَا دُمْتُ حَيًّا
And He has made me blessed wherever I am and has enjoined upon me prayer and zakah as long as I remain alive
وَبَرًّا بِوَالِدَتِي وَلَمْ يَجْعَلْنِي جَبَّارًا شَقِيًّا
And [made me] dutiful to my mother, and He has not made me a wretched tyrant.
وَالسَّلَامُ عَلَيَّ يَوْمَ وُلِدتُّ وَيَوْمَ أَمُوتُ وَيَوْمَ أُبْعَثُ حَيًّا
And peace is on me the day I was born and the day I will die and the day I am raised alive."
ذَٰلِكَ عِيسَى ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ ۚ قَوْلَ الْحَقِّ الَّذِي فِيهِ يَمْتَرُونَ
That is Jesus, the son of Mary - the word of truth about which they are in dispute.
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>>2579535
>Detailed Documentary Exposing Islam (3 hours)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_VwZxN9bA

>Muhammad the World's Most Evil Man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efRRknDAuHc

>Evidence Muhammad was Demon Possessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywOhaY-GEA

>Original Sources Koran Stole its Stories From
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaLDYo0Kl8

>Allah = Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTi1FZkoEsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PL9wueH-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLoUq8vybzY

>Why the Quran Was Revealed in Arabic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rigMARKrNDw

>Why We Are Afraid, A 1400 Year Secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

Anyone who denies that Christ is the Son of God, he is an antichrist.
Mohammed (piss be upon him) was a schizophrenic false prophet.
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>>2579528
A christian made that image, not an atheist.
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>>2579544
"Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments." (Matthew 19:17)
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>>2579516
>implying all Christians go to heaven and not just the 140 000 best ones
The quota probably already got filled up in the middle ages
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>>2579528
does he do it for free?
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>>2579544
>2017
>he hasn't accepted the Superior Islamic Cock yet
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>>2579519
Making people better warriors doesn't make a set of thoughts true. Keep in mind that the Saracens were also motivated by religious faith.
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Dude god is real guise belieb me guise hes actually real
Whats that? No I don't need evidence because the bible. Just look at the universe! Clearly someone made that shit up in 6 days! Nah no way space dust formed rocks and stars, clearly one specific war deity from one specific culture in one specific region is the true god everyone else is wrong.

Dude! How can you even say that I'm wrong look at this quote
"God is good; Believe in God or you're going to be in Hell forever"
4:20 - The Book of I'm Right and You're Wrong

Pffttttt fucking Fedoras
Why aren't more women willing to revert back to ancient ways of living aka pleasing me?
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