Out of Jesus, Mohammad, Moses and Santa who would win in

>>2568730

Did they all lose their buttons or something

>>2568736

They've been bad girls this year.

>>2568730
haha epic

>>2568730
Simply epic. It is true that all of those figures are just magical fairies. Religitards BTFO. I tip my fedora to you, good sir.

>>2568758

What?

They aren't magical fairies, they are real wizards with genuine magical powers.

Who would win is a duel?

>>2568749

Thank you.

Jesus can turn water into wine. That spell could one shot anyone if you use it on their blood. The Moses isn't that fast. Santa has nothing on such level. What is greatest Mohammad spell?

>>2568771

Mohammad can make water swell so he could one shot Jesus just like that.

Jesus bursting ftw!

>>2568782
moses just splits that right up
We have a rock paper scissors situation here

>>2568790

Why would Moses be on Jesus' side or be able to use his rock bursting powers to stop Muhammad bursting Jesus open like a watermelon?

>>2568790
>moses splits mohammed in half,
>jesus turned moses blood into wine
>mohammed makes jesus swell up and explode.

>*faint ho ho hoeing in the distance*

>>2568805
kek

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>>2568805

Santa wins again!

obviously Santa. Santa can fly, he has a secret base at the north pole, a slave workforce, can travel the entire globe in a single day(albeit with the assistance of timezones), can magically enter into all houses without chimneys, but he is still a pedo just like the other guys.

>>2568824

b b b b but Jesus can magic up fishes and bread and sheeeit.

>>2568803
He's empowered to make water part, implying that he can just make it do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>2568835
Santa can beat that with small electronics goods and nerf guns.

>>2568850

You'll have to remind me why a Muslim prophet would side against Muhammad or be able to use his powers more quickly than Mohammad.