Is it possible that Jesus is reincarnated and living on

>>2567192
Is it possible that your a fucking faggot OP and living on this earth sucking cock? Yes, because you are a fucking faggot.

>>2567205
*you're

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>Christianity
>Reincarnation

>>2567215
Thanks.

>>2567252
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>2567251

Hindus believe in reincarnation, though.

>>2567287

Thanks.

>>2567251
B-but why n-not??

>>2567295
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>2567316
Fag

>>2567316
k.

>>2567294
But guess what they don't believe in. Jesus. Weird, huh?

>>2567421

It's no part of Hinduism that Jesus didn't exist.

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>>2567441

>>2567441
There's no part of Judaism that says unicorns don't exist either. That still doesn't mean they believe it.

>>2567456

True, Buddhists believe in reincarnation as well.

>>2567465

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/hinduism/beliefs/jesus_1.shtml

>>2567476
I'm not reading a whole article for you. What part specifically are you referring to?

AANNDDDDD HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

>>2567489

All of it.

>>2567495
Then, I'm not reading it.

>>2567503

Then we are agreed. Hindus believe in Jesus.

Possible? Yes.
Heretical in a Christian sense? Yes.
Likely? We have no idea but based on the writings of theologians and metaphysicians unlikely.

>>2567508
I haven't read it, so I wouldn't know.

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>>2567192
n-no

are we being le raided

>>2567508

Hindus believe all the gods of other religions exist, however they don't consider them to be "important" gods, just minor beings. They believe Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah, as such not a "real" human and so not part of the cycle of rebirth.

>>2567251
Gnosticism? hello?

>>2567192
introducing

>>2568353
^.~

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Jesus is here boys, check em

>>2568881
888 is the number of Christ and you have it in your post number holy shit

>>2567251
>He doesn't know the original christians believed in reincarnation
>He doesn't know that Jesus taught about reincarnation
>He doesn't know the "church" invented hell and monetary repentance at the same time they outlawed reincarnation

Nigger, what fucking bubble world do you reside in?

Yes. His name? Donald Trump.