Are there any eye witness accounts of Hitler shitting himself?

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Why aren't Hitler threads getting replies?

>>2543401
has anyone ever thought of eating hitlers scat? what would it taste like? would it be a hard or a soft log? solid or liquid? moist or dry? these are questions i've posed to myself over the last few years. It sometimes keeps me up all night, the thrill of it in all, the pure intoxicating arousal of the Fuhrer squatting on the marble balcony and giving me a savory morsel to lap off up the floor. Sometimes, in my ecstasy, my Master Adolf and I share the delights of his anus together, as our tongues scrape together, mutually moving the poo back and forth between us before ingestion.

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>>2543401
>ANOTHER hitler thread

>>2544451
sage, hide and move on

>>2543401
>Shiet Heil.jpg

No but he changed his underwear up to 5 times daily!!!!!

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He would bathe at least twice a day, which I highly doubt was because he liked to play in the water.

He changed his shirt because it was tucked in when the accident happened (duh). His laundry lady also admitted that his underwear got really old-looking (read:skid-marked) really fast despite his so-called "good hygiene" or meticulous ways.

He left skid marks all his life and found that becoming a vegetarian made them easier to wash out, which he documented in a journal around 1930.

Even as a little boy and a teen, he admitted he had always had a little bit of brown in his underwear, which you wouldn't expect with gays and/or hypospadias guys being more like women. But of course, I must admit that despite being a Pre-T FtM, I like my black or gray underwear for a reason, lol.

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This is the kind of underwear Hitler wore and even looks like him!!! Love this picture!

Act 2: Return of the butthurt jewish shitposter

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>>2545603
Now this is autism.

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He liked to wear lederhosen with serviettes (cloth restaurant napkins) pinned into the back of his underwear, which was already made with a double back panel for additional protection. When he was sick, these serviettes were especially important, and he said lederhosen were liberating for him during any time of year. It was almost like a makeshift diaper, without being a diaper.

If you notice, he never wore anything but black slacks with any uniform in the 40's. I'll bet he got tired of having poop leak down into the legs of his lighter pants.

People recorded that he liked to do his laundry by hand in the bathroom. Even though he had maids willing to do anything for him, he still felt the need to wash the poop out of his pants in the bathroom or burn/throw them away to avoid the embarrassment of anyone seeing a big blob of poop in their Fuhrer's underwear!