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>Be extremely successful historical figure
>Conquer vast amounts of territory
>Shape the worlds future
>An article made some time after your death by some smug journalist claims you had a 1 inch deformed micropenis
Is any historical figure safe? First hitler and now napoleon? Will a Persian journalist come out with a groundbreaking new study on Alexander the greats micropenis? Or perhaps an Irishman will lay claim to Cromwells deformed genital legacy?
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>>2531699
>Is any historical figure safe?
Yes, liberals
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>>2531699
>Hitler
>extremely successful
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>>2531699
Alexander was a raging faggot with an insatiable appetite for penis.
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>>2531743
Sounds like your father
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>>2531750
>t. alexander
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>>2531719
Sounds like you're not reading the right publications senpai
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>>2531699
Nobody cares except liberals sucking at banter, and that one hitler penis guy
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>he thinks the point of becoming great is to be liked at all times
The point of greatness is to be immortalised through history, brainlet.
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Winston Churchill had a short but thick penis.
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>>2531752
>I am looking for the bone of your father, but cannot distinguish it from a slaves bone.
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>extremely successful historical figure
be successful like him and shoot yourself
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>>2531699
I don't understand this cock size obsession. So a guy conquers half the world which is something nobody of us will ever come close to accomplishing but we should consider him a laughingstock just because he has a small cock?
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>>2532008
it's one autist from /leftypol/ trying to derail any thread having to do with Hitlers WW1 record
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I have reason to suspect otherwise, like that it was almost as big as a summer sausage, based on dozens of pictures, thought it varied in size and shape from time to time.
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Why did his bulge look bigger and more pronounced at times? It was almost sticking out in some pictures.
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>>2531743
>implying anyone in Greece wasn't
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>>2532728
Maybe he got so worked up or nervous that it got him semi hard.
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Why would a middle aged man get an erection in public? And why did he always try to cover it with someone or something every time? Why not be proud if that's what was going on in his pants?
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>>2531699
>hitler
>extremely successful
he was an absolute bum for most of his life and lucked out for a few years due to a strange confluence of historical tides.
he liked to get his niece to piss on him too i think.
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He liked to make his niece pee and poop on him to stimulate an erection. Maybe he was getting aroused by dragging down the saintly image of the innocent young woman?
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>>2531699
> extremely successful
> Entire country divided into capitalist/socialist
> Multiculturalism abounds throughout europe
> Establishment of permanent Jewish state
> Eternal war reparations
What did this guy win, again? Everything he wanted was taken away and all his plans have had the exact opposite enacted.
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was the article actually that groundbreaking news?
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