You wake up in Pompeii, in the Roman Empire. It is August 21,

Probably take this morning wood out on the wife and then get up to see what the slaves had out out for breakfast

Breed

>>2529753
Leave ASAP. What the fuck else would I do? For all we know, our estimates on the date of the eruption could be off by a day or two, I don't want to take that chance.

>>2529753
Liquidate all my assets at bargain prices and fucking leave.

>>2529773
>What the fuck else would I do?
Find any artifact or now-lost book you want preserved, and ensure at least one copy will be present in the town at the time of the eruption.

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>>2529801 #
>Clavius
>My son
>you have one artifact to preserve for future civilizations
>wat do you choose?

>>2529801
Leave a clay tablet saying
"Hillary is a turd sandwich and surprisingly Trump is the douche also the game"

And freak some poor fags out while simultaneously making myself get the urge to punch myself while still giggling about it like a colossal faggot.

If sensitivity allowed i might press my balls agajust the soft clay or maybe just etch a crude penis because they make it funnier.

I'd try to evacuate Pompey, Herculaneum, and the other cities that were destroyed. It'd be difficult because I don't speak Latin, but I think pictures and raving in filthy barbarian jungle speak gets the point across.

>https://youtu.be/dY_3ggKg0Bc

>>2529886
This. The best plan of action would be to find Pliny the Elder and try to convey the fact that the earthquakes and Vesuvius' rumbles aren't going to just fade away this time.