>be emperor >start war with the sea >it ends in a draw

>>2527061
Neptune btfo

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You're like a little baby, watch this
>be the king of kings
>the sea destroys your bridge
>get the sea lashed and chained
>it doesn't destroy your bridges anymore

>>2527061
>>2527082
>>2527088
neptune confirmed pussy?

>>2527100
>>2527088
Nah. Xerxes apologized shortly after and dropped some gold bars into the ocean for repentance.

>>2527061
im sorry,who is that guy? :D

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>>2527061
Nowadays we have wars on ambiguous terms like "terror", while ancients would declare war on the literal Ocean.

Something important was lost and we need to reclaim it.

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>>2527780
MY BABY BLUEEE

>>2527780
so what you're saying is we need to revert back to paganism and instead of fighting other nations wars on the other side of the world we should just declare war on gods and launch nukes at volcanoes and the sun?
sign me up

>>2528840
Oceans Water level is rising and causing flooding? We declare a punitive war and catapult giant Ice Cubes into it.