>calls himself a Christian >doesn't pray exclusively

>>2514157
>not praying in aramaic
Pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROM5EpCQUlg

Aramaic>Greek>Old church Slavonic>Latin>(((National languages)))

he will understand me cos he is me/a figment of my imagination

>>2514157
>He doesn't pray in Koine Greek
οιμοι μὰ δία

>>2514157
>He doesn't pray in Ancient Sumerian
Kys

>He doesn't pray in Hebrew

>>2514157
Don't you know the language of heaven is Hebrew, goy?

>>2514157
Catholicuck.

The Old Testament was written in Hebrew and little bit of Aramaic.

The New Testament was written in Greek.

God knows your every thought, intention and motive. He looks at the heart. Language is irrelevant.

my local church used to have latin masses once a month. is learning latin among priests a thing?

>>2514182
Hebrew and Aramaic are beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AsVxTrgWk
They really pierce the soul.

Arabic is also interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EfW7gYzns

German crusade song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM

March of the Templars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4

>>2514157
>believes in all powerful being who is the ultimate keeper of knowledge

>b..but he only knows latin

reminder that anyone on 4chan claiming to be a Christian is a LARPing faggot

>>2514722
anyone on 4chan claiming to be an atheist is a LARPing faggot

>>2514636
/thread

>>2514734
Everyone is a LARPing faggot on this board friendo

>>2514734
since when are anime porn websites filled with christfags?

>>2514157

>implying god doesn't actually talk exclusively using Joycean super-english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAc901X7gK0

>>2514698
>>2514686
>>2514668
>>2514182
these are amazing, thanks

christian music is uplifting, brings tears to my eyes

>>2514157
But if god is omnipotent then should he not understand my native tongue as he is all knowing.

>>2514722
Id say 10-20% are serious.

>>2514839
and how many atheists are serious?
i'd say just 5%. most are pretending to be atheists just to get (You)s

>>2514856

I'm quite serious. I could link you some recent posts I made in an Aquinas thread, by way of my views.

I do not want to live in a world with people who believe in God.

>>2514901
and i do not want to live in a world with people who disbelieve in god.

but we can't have everything we want

>>2514901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDX6F_O5XB0

Atheists don't exist.

>>2514668
>hebrew
>the language of the jews

>>2514922
And..?

>>2514157
God talks to me. It doesn't speak in English, but I automatically understand what it is saying anyway.

>>2514907

Yes, I can.

>>2514917

Yes, I do.

>>2514935
No you don't. There are no real atheists.

You either accept the reality of God or suppress the knowledge in an act of rebellion.

>>2514941

When your infant child is born, that infant will be the truest atheist that ever was. As we all were in our infancy.

>>2514157
Bible was translated to Latin to appeal to masses. It was originally written in Greek.

>>2515413
False.

Science has recently discovered that kids naturally believe in God. Look it up.

Atheism is taught:
>Theory of evolution
>Philosophical naturalism
>Humanism

>>2515434
atleast post some sources

http://www.science20.com/writer_on_the_edge/blog/scientists_discover_that_atheists_might_not_exist_and_thats_not_a_joke-139982
http://www.crisismagazine.com/2015/atheists-dont-exist
http://www.letusreason.org/apolo7.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDX6F_O5XB0

>>2514157
Latin sucks and is a dead language. Also kneeling while you pray is a western cuckvention, praying open hands palms up while standing is the only way to do so with dignity.

>>2514182
That rendition is more musical than it is accurate, you also want to avoid the so called Neil Douglas-Klotz version of the prayer.
http://aramaicnt.org/2007/06/09/o-father-mother-birther-of-the-cosmos/

This is the actual prayer as used in the liturgy in the most conservative dialect of Syriac.
https://youtu.be/36GYBTzJyAU [Embed]

Here are the full liturgies in which the prayer can be heard early on.
https://youtu.be/2uUhMIVHSNQ [Embed]
https://youtu.be/NpQSLGQ4pnw [Embed]

>>2515434
My family has no religion. When I was a toddler I didn't believe in any such thing. It was only after I found out what a "church" was that I found out that it was place for a group of people in a "religion" get together and it wasn't until much later that I even cared what "religions" believed.

>>2515465
Your parents were taught, and they taught you.

>>2515501
We didn't even talk about the damn subject until I learned about world religions in school. That's like saying the lack of knowledge is taught. Though I suppose that's one way to characterize religion...

>>2515516
ahahaha xDZDXDDD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i want more...

God speaks every language.

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>>2514157


well this thread is stupid and so is the poster, if God can't understand you if you don't speak latin as you said, then why in the first place God disperse the nation back then when Nimrod was trying to build the babel, and generate different languages that we have now today,

to say that God can only understand one language is utterly stupid and can only come from either a devil or a stupid, like this guy...


if you wan't to start a thread on a /his/ board be sure to qualify the following requirements

a. you must have brain
b. get schooled
c. both a and b. stupid

We posting comfy Christian songs and hymns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWdSi0Xw4u0

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>>2514182
holy shit that is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJX43l9-Qx0

>>2515434
Yes, and kids naturally believe in Santa Claus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvSwMpnm76I

Would learn Aramaic, but Jews have completely ruined Hebrew for me.

>>2515454
I've read the Crisis Magazine link:
>“Even atheists seem to fear a higher power. A study published last year found that self-identified nonbelievers began to sweat when reading aloud sentences asking God to do terrible things (‘I dare God to make my parents drown’). Not only that, they stressed out just as much as believers did.”
This is an interesting observation. The rest of the article, however, is utter shit.