Haven't seen this one yet. so...
*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Frame*
"Yeeeup... that's me! I bet you're all wonder how I got myself into this position. Welp it started like this:
It all began when the Greeks came knocking at my door nearly 4000 years ago."
Has there ever been a more cucked place in the World? If all the Mediterranean Islands were Kardashians, Cyprus would be Kim because it's the biggest slut of them all. This Island has had more rulers over it than any other.
history of Cyprus thread.
>>2504042
>If all the Mediterranean Islands were Kardashians, Cyprus would be Kim because it's the biggest slut of them all.
There are ACTUAL honest to goodness ROASTIES on /his/ right now
What a time to be alive.
>>2504042
Did the colour budget only extend to five colours? Shit map to be desu
>>2504071
youre missing the point
>>2504042
>Kim Kardashian
ok then this is Cyprus after the 1974 coup and the Turkish invasion and division
>>2504082
eh... more like Cyprus during the Middle Ages.
>continuous assault from Muslim Raiders and Crusaders
>ports were always under attack from Pirates
This happened for more then 300 years until the Ottomans finally took it over which was also a rough invasion. None the less its a fucked up Island for sure.
>>2504071
i'm trying to imagine which country colour would win in an all out war
i feel like Green has it sorted
>>2504042
All of Cyprus should belong to Greece.
>>2504154
it really should desu. But if you believe that those who conquer have the right over the conquered then its kinda Turkish too.
>>2504140
>Britain, France, and Russia are green
>Germany and Austria are blue
Huh really made me think.
>>2504140
>not brown
Italians are the strongest race on earth.
>>2504140
Already happened and green won twice
shit op
but you lads may be interested in this short radio documentary
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/rearvision/reunification-for-cyprus/8217540