Halò, my name is Amin I’m a 27 year old Ugandan Prionnsa na

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Halò, my name is Amin
I’m a 27 year old Ugandan Prionnsa na h-Alba (Prince of Scotland for you southerners). I carve Pictish stones out of stone tablets, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Highland games. (Caber toss, sheaf toss, stone toss)

I train with my Claymore every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is big, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Gaelic fluently, both Scots and the Hebridean dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scottish history and their warrior code, which I follow 100%

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to marry the queen and unite the commonwealth. I hope I can become an ambassador for the UN or a member of the order of the garter!

I own several kilts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I drink heavily and speak Gaelic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Britain!