>"heee heee look at me, i believe in magic! tee hee!"

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Truly the epitome of the so-called """Aryan""" race

are there any accounts of him being called out for looking like a total subhuman while being a huge proponent of a master race? i wonder what his response would be. probably just ruin your life or execute you.

>>2478216
I'm not sure about Himmler but Heydrich was bullied for looking like a kike throughout his entire childhood, then after assuming some power they forced him to deliver lots of genealogical evidence to prove he's not a Jew (and looking at his face it was probably forged)

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>>2478216
>>2478224
Everyone looks non-white when their photos are taken in black and white.

>>2478231
You mean non-Aryan. Nazi's didn't care about 'white'.

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>>2478231
Color is not the issue. Heydrich was blond and still looked like a total Jew.

>>2478244
He looks like a total Dutchman

>>2478224
>>2478244
more evidence that nazi germany was actually the real beta uprising
you can bet for sure heydrich was thinking about getting made fun of for looking jewish as a kid when he was designing their genocide

>>2478250
Fuck off back to Krautchan and never return

>>2478231
you said that not me, i was just saying himmler looks like genetic trash himself when he had a huge boner for good genes, white or otherwise
tell me what you think white is

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>>2478258
It's really fucking hard to find a nazi who didn't look like a subhuman. Hitler is probably your closest bet, he was no Nordic alien tier ubermensch but at least he looked like a human being.

>>2478271
yeah that's what i'm saying, i didn't mean it was just himmler, as your image shows most of the elite looked like blatant genetic garbage, obviously a supreme irony
it was literally the fucking beta uprising as far as the ones actually running things, few exceptions

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>>2478271
>It's really fucking hard to find a nazi who didn't look like a subhuman.

Looks aren't everything famalam, and neither are genes

>>2478305
of course. it's just funny that almost none of them actually met their own ideal. walking billboards of their own ridiculousness.

so...was it magic?

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>be Himmler
>riding down the Autobahn your party built in your uniform on your motorcycle to delivery a speech to 20,000 members of your personal army about how they should best go about killing your enemies
>pull into a service station to gas up
>a League of German Maidens tour bus is stopped there
>as you pull past they cast you a few curious looks as the rumble of your engine shakes their seats
>you stop beside the pump and take off your goggles
>the dozens of vivacious, blonde-haired, blue-eyed teenage girls instantly recognize your signature round glasses and hooded eyes and start screaming and shrieking
>they jump out the windows and burst out the doors, crawling over each other to get your autograph, pawing at your uniform and begging you to kiss them
>70 years later some handholdless virgin betafags on an anime imageboard will make fun of how you look

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>>2478271
>really fucking hard
>doesn't include Goering
back to /r/eddit

>>2478326
By the time he became a nazi he was a morbidly obese alcoholic.

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Reminder that the whole master race thing wasn't some over night thing. It was something to be distilled over the thousand year Reich. Like gardening. Generations of genetic grooming into a perfect human being.

So please, if you cannot comprehend this, kindly please do not talk to me or my wife's children ever again.

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>>2478271
>It's really fucking hard to find a nazi who didn't look like a subhuman

Breh

>>2478329

But that's Harald Quandt in the back, Magda's...son...

Was THAT the plan?

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>>2478271

>>2478321
hey, i'm not saying he wasn't a baller, he had enormous power and influence and to a lot of girls that's all that matters, but none of that changes that he looks the total opposite of his own ideal, that's the point. it's funny.

>>2478337
the most notable exception
he wasn't part of hitler's circle though, almost all of that top echelon were total bleh
>>2478326
>1925
>>2478350
>random officer
woooow there are attractive germans holy shit
not many of them running things though

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>>2478355

There's a reason why he sent expeditions to Tibet to find a link between Aryans and these ancient lands.

>>2478372
The guy measuring that skull looks like a total kike.

>>2478355
The Nazis believed that the ancient Aryan blood had already been diluted through admixture with subhumans. They believed that the Nordic racial stock had the purest traces of Aryan blood remaining latent, not that the Nordic race was racially pure. Nazism was about resurrecting a race that had already vanished from the world, not preserving a living race. Not every member of the party was expected to exhibit all the traits of the Aryan race. They were just expected to meet a certain threshold of blood purity.

>>2478372
his racial ideology was bullshit? yeah
certainly worked for him though

>>2478381
i see, i guess i should actually read and confirm what they actually thought
still amusing desu, since even by that standard they looked especially impure compared to most germans while being on top

>>2478321
Fun fact, Hitler and his inner circle despised Himmler and made fun of him all the time. Himmler was never even considered a part of the inner circle.

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>>2478337
>rommel
>nazi

>>2478398
yep, but they didn't keep him around just to make fun of him. whether or not he was buddy buddy with hitler doesn't mean he wasn't powerful as fuck anyway

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Every generation was to be better then the last.

>>2478206
Who'd have have known that a cuckoo regime would appoint cuckoo people to lead it.

>>2478397
Ironically the American "one drop rule" was a lot more hardcore than any Nazi policy. I think you could be up to something like 1/5th Jew and still be a member of the NSDAP. Of course some full Jews managed to sneak in and Hitler granted exceptions to many of mixed background.

>>2478398
Himmler was autistic as fuck and everyone was terrified of him. The radical wing of the party hated him, especially after the Night of the Long Knives when he liquidated the radicals lol. Hitler admired his personal loyalty despite the autism, but the rest of the moderates kept him at arm's length, as you say.

You almost feel sorry for Himmler. If he'd been less sickly and a bit more popular in childhood he probably wouldn't have gone off the deep end. I like to think he would have stayed a humble chicken farmer and a Christian if his life experiences had been a bit different.

>>2478443
>everyone was terrified of him
Himmler was a coward and easily manipulable. The SS was invaluable to the Third Reich, but would have been better led by a less autistic and more confident man than Himmler.

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Reminder that Himmler's sperg behavior bit him in the ass

>Be just prior to Austrian annexation
>Get a new student to the Nazi movement named Adolf Eichmann. Nurtured his education
>Annexation occurs
>Eichmann meets and become enamoured by Heydrich's charms and abandons Kaltenbrunner
>Kaltenbrunner complains to Himmler
>Himmler has made it clear he favours Heydrich
>Kaltenbrunner fumes and quietly goes back to his business.
>Becomes a busy SS bee quietly recruiting the SS men Heydrich and Himmler rejected or bullied to his group.
>Recruits a fellow Austrian engineer by the name of Otto Skorzeny.
>Heydrich get btfo
>Himmler takes over Heydrich's post
>The pieces are in place. One last thing was required.
>Go to the Party and form an unholy pact with Martin Bormann and Albert Speer. Bormann distrusts Himmler immensely, Speer fears for his life because Himmler covets his job.
>Mussolini is captured, Kaltenbrunner gets an audience with Hitler and suggests Skorzeny.
>Skorzeny breaks Mussolini out, Hitler rewards Kaltenbrunner with his favor.
>Himmler is now bored with being the head of the RSHA
>Decides to pass the most powerful internal security organization over to Kaltenbrunner
>Kaltenbrunner takes it, and between himself and his alliance, he isolates Himmler down into a mere puppet for the rest of the war.

>>2478460
dude, almost everyone below hitler himself was scared of him in some capacity. the fact that he was such an autist but never got replaced says a lot. maybe someone else could have done it better but the fact that he did at all in the first place made him absolutely formidable.

>>2478470
>the fact that he was such an autist but never got replaced says a lot

He was nothing but a rat that scurried in the dark. Hitler should have replaced him when he had the chance. Himmler is one of the main reasons why National Socialism is so vilified today.

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>>2478479
>Himmler is one of the main reasons why National Socialism is so vilified today.
what about destroying germany forever and industrially murdering millions?

>>2478489
There is nothing bad about killing Jews.

>>2478489

Hitler and Himmler deserve both parts of the blame

Hitler destroyed Germany
Himmler was the Holocaust

>>2478495
the guy who made national socialism ruined national socialism? well gee wiz

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>>2478489
>industrially murdering millions

Your point is?

>>2478253
Fascist movements usually are a reaction to a previously failed movements. In the case of nazis they got a lot of support from people sick of the state of the economy, losing ww1, socialists tired of their own political party and so on. Of course fascists arent the only ones who abuse this, its a tired old populist tactic.

>>2478492
that's why i mentioned destroying its own nationality first just for the cheeky folks like you

>>2478498

Hitler didn't make national socialism, he joined it and perverted it to fit his vision.

>>2478504
yeah, like almost anyone would within the framework it gave him. what hitler did was part of the deal.

>>2478505

There was a real opportunity for Nazism to be a completely different thing under the Strasser brothers. Even Goebbels was on board with it.

>>2478498
>join a socialist movement
>completely cuck out to reaction and start LARPing as an aristocrat
He literally destroyed national socialism

>>2478513
there was but you can say that about almost any ideology, ultimately it became what it is and it is what it is

>>2478328
>By the time he became a nazi he was a morbidly obese alcoholic
what the fuck? Do you not see what is on his fucking arm? Does he look fat in that picture? God, you people are fucking blind

This whole thread is just rats gnawing at the feet of their superiors.

It's also telling that you can't recognize what an ideal is and why is it so valuable.

>>2478692
t.monarchist cuck.

>>2478711
>nazis are monarchists
You're retarded

>>2478692
>a bunch of dead losers from the most spectacularly failed regime in human history
>superiors

Maximum overkek.

Those fucking dumb nazis lol they look so subhuman. Fucking untermensch nazi garbage. Nazi is scum. Nazi filth deserve excruciating death.

>>2478744
But then who was naci?

>>2478443
>>>2478398
>Himmler was autistic as fuck and everyone was terrified of him. The radical wing of the party hated him, especially after the Night of the Long Knives when he liquidated the radicals lol. Hitler admired his personal loyalty despite the autism, but the rest of the moderates kept him at arm's length, as you say.

Himmler might have made a better leader than Hitler.

>>2481313
>Himmler might have made a better leader than Hitler.

Himmler was a neo-pagan LARPing cuck who tried to betray his nation when things started to turn bad. The Germans would never follow someone like him. Hell, once the wars started, people started to lose faith in Hitler. What makes you think he would do any better?