Lenin (aka the singer int the band the Beatles) was assassinated

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2017-03-08 09:49:58 Post No. 2476691
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Anonymous 2017-03-08 09:49:58 Post No. 2476691 [Report]

Lenin (aka the singer int the band the Beatles) was assassinated in a showing of Hamlet. The doctors were able to save him, but once he was saved his head exploded after doing a triple backflip at his rally in Texas to commemorate his 14th presidential term. After he was assassinated the vice president Truman was given the choice to nuke Egypt or Japan.

After a week of deciding who should be bombed president Harry S. Truman decided to nuke Egypt. Because he wanted to see if the sand would turn to glass.

After the bomb killing 80,000 egyptian employees (and customers)
The Egyptian government flew 2 plains into the Eiffel tower launching Nazi Germany and Poland into the Vietnam war.

With a total of 20,000 polish and German soldiers dead the U.S. began to help Germany by helping Brittan leave the UN. After the British exited the UN Poland and Germany pulled out of Vietnam and thus ending the civil war.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:47:54 Post No.2478135
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 03:47:54 Post No.2478135 [Report]

After the civil war a russian man named Stalin decided to split Germany into 4 countries for Germany, Russia, The U.S. and Brittan. This couldn't happen because global warming was melting the ice that Europe was made of. So they all had to move to Australia.

Australia at this point was empty and dry. When Europe showed up they planted alot of trees and plants. The ISS reported "in the span of 12 months Australia was completely turned green from the original dessert-color" and thus Australia was renamed to "Greenland"

Greenland was a trade country with the Germans constructing the government.
The country was peaceful until a guy with a weird looking mustach got tired of Muslims entering Greenland. H le started to murder them and paint paintings with their blood. People thought this was really messed up so they hung him publicly and thus was the day that the Jews celebrated "Holocaust day"

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