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>So like, listen, the god who is guarding the boundaries? He's got a really big dick. No, bigger than that. Third leg sort of hugeness.
>And if you hop over that fence, he's gonna rape you up the ass.
>What does he do besides raping people who offend him? Not much really. Sometimes he tries to rape other goddesses.
Does the existence of Priapus cults prove that /b/ will eventually develop a time machine?
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>>2473670
i kek'd
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>>2473670
This is just proof that Mediterranean men are the true alphas. Weak beta nords, blacks, and Arabs can bitch more.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
>Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the goddess Hestia but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Hestia. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour.
perfect ending
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>>2473721
Tf is a "Mediteranean" man?
Greco-Roman, I get, but a fucking Berber, Egyptian, and Celt are supposed to be comparable?
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>>2473737
He was Greek to be exact.
The true masterace is greco-roman.
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>>2473725
>The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour.
Ironically I bet he would genuinely appreciate the metaphorical destruction of asses in his owner as well.
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>>2473741
Clear your fucking notification bar and charge your phone you horrible god damned normalfag.
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>>2473816
Glad im not the only one who got triggered by that.
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>>2473816
This is what happens when you're constantly responding to inferior Nord and Nubian females on tinder
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